Every one of these except the SonElise on are meant to be jokes.
Here the songs and couples I used
SonElise-You spin round(Like a record)
Knuxouge-Don't do break'in my heart
Jetave-Rubber Ducky
Shadamy-[I actually forgot the name to that one...]
And thats the King Elvis Presley singing "Hey there Little Lady" to Maria,Tikal, and Cosmo(Not really a couple though)