Lately I've been getting these really weird spambots in my instant messenger. They usually have really generic screennames like "swimteampie3331" and message me with equally generic, vaguely flirty greetings out of the blue. If I don't respond, and just close the window, they come back a few hours later with "look i'm NAKED!" No follow-up messages, no link that they're trying to trick me into clicking, just that line. It's kind of cute in its cluelessness and desperation. So here's Klee being cutely clueless and desperate.

And since I know you're all going to ask: No, this isn't a screencap of a real OS. I mocked it up in Photoshop. I was consdidering modifying a real screenshot of Trillian, but decided it's too boring looking.

EDIT: Oh, joy, they're bilingual now. "Tengo un tanga puesta!!" Indeed. No, I'm not drawing a followup just for that.