Now I am an avid roleplayer of characters, be they of other works or they be of my own creation. I've played with great roleplayers, good roleplayers, bad roleplayers and mediocre ones. The latter two I just toss out the window, for they do not hold my interest. Along came this roleplayer, who I have named [REDACTED] (because it's hardly sporting to include its name which can cause others to spam with hateful comments; sure, I despise it as an RPer, but that doesn't give me the right to give its name out), that I met, oh, three to four years ago. It roleplayed the same shitty scenario over and over, with minor tweaks in setting and characters ([REDACTED] wants babies; random dick gives it babies; [REDACTED] wants more babies; random dick gives it more babies; rinse, lather, repeat), and horrid, and I mean horrid grammar, structure, or general roleplaying skills. I kept it as an RP friend so I can roleplay with it when I feel down, so I feel a bit better about myself.

Tonight was different. I was fed up with this guy/girl/Dalek (if it was the third, I would've kept it as an roleplaying friend, mostly in fear of my life, but fuck, it's a Dalek), and I gave it an ultimatum... in the form of an RP. The Word file is the YIM transcript between us two. Yes, I kept my YIM in, in case anyone wanted to add me (I'm a contact whore, shaddup). For those of you that can't download the file, allow me to post the transcript below. I hope you read the transcript between the two of us and give us your thoughts; was I right to call him out on his ass-hurt responses? Do you think he was justified?

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AHCrusader1993: There's this human- 6'0, 200 lbs, blonde hair- wearing some pretty casual clothes- gray shirt, blue jeans, black shoes-, walking down the street of some unnamed town, on his way to the local mall. He would reach the mall within five minutes and enter the main building. He enters the gaming shop, wondering what's going on and what video games are being marketed.

[REDACTED]: Rose was in line to buy halo 4 as you came in. she turn look around as she wait in line.

[REDACTED]: Any idea/

AHCrusader1993: The human, named Cassidy would take a look around the shop to see anyone he would recognize. He would then see Rose... then not caring. He didn't know what it looked like. He didn't know its gender, species, or anything of its kind. All he knows is that its name is Rose; for all he knows it could be a sentient floating rose... in fact, let's leave that as a placeholder for Rose's appearance until the fellow RPer gives it a proper identitiy. Going back to Cassidy, he would go and grab himself two things- the Grand Theft Auto collection for the PS2 (because those were the shit back in the day), and the Ultimate Edition for Fallout: New Vegas (because it is amazing). He would stand in line behind the rose, waiting to be wrung up.

[REDACTED]: (NEVERMIND)

AHCrusader1993: (And that is why you fail as a roleplayer, LLD. You crack under pressure for the smallest of criticisms.)

[REDACTED]:..............

[REDACTED]: TMI at what you did

[REDACTED]: It just you kill the mood and the Criticism is only a part of it

AHCrusader1993: (If only because you failed to give your character a proper appearance. Was my harmless jab of humor at your expense too much for you? Or was it because I didn't describe Rose as the sexy pornstar-looking amazon she apparently is, giving males raging stiffies and females orgasms at the mere presence of her?)

[REDACTED]: yes and no to the others. i did not care about it was the shit back in the day and so on

[REDACTED]: I can take your post and cut it in half and the othe half is unneeded

[REDACTED]: yes i did poor on my part but your post is half ok and the other is unneed and waste and mean

[REDACTED]: You leave a lot of OCC

AHCrusader1993: (All this time and you could be making a half decent post. Tsk tsk. And how am I being offensive? Tell me how I'm being offensive.)

[REDACTED]: do not give me the tsk tsk finger. you know what you did. you fill the post with unneed waste and you made fun of me at my poor opening. then you fill in the rest with why at game was good or ps2 was something.

AHCrusader1993: (First off, tsk tsk. Second of all, what I was doing was setting the scene, since, y'know, we're in a fucking video game store. Third, I felt obligated to poking fun at your poor opening; you admitted that it was poor, why make a big fuss about it. Forth... yeah, I did, because I gave justification on why my character was buying them. ._.)

[REDACTED]: is typing...

[REDACTED]: ok on the other part. But you blow yourself on the pokeing fun. It like makeing fun of a deft kid for being Deft. If you do not like to Rp with me then tell me why and leave. do not Poke fun at those less skill of you

AHCrusader1993: Your poor grammar erases any arguement you make. Check. Mate. Goodbye.