OETMGHAMASGH! MOTHER OF SUGAR OATMEAL MOUNTAIN! This is awesome!

Oh and here is a sugar oatmeal mountain https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd......03968822_n.jpg

dude o.o... lets climb it! then we can enjoy the sugary goodness at the peak!

YUSH! I'll bring the equipment! *runs for equipment*

*spontaneously summons equipment* lets go! starts to trek up the oatmeal. How large is this mountain?

*takes out some kind of tablet like thing and taps on it* About 6000 - 7000 meters. It's gonna be cold sugar we're gonna enjoy, hehe. *walks just behind you*

*one hour later* So I think we took a wrong turn at that last giant oatmeal cluster *fiddles with a map, turning it upside down, sideways, and every way in between*... we're supposed to see a cluster that looks like a giant monkey by now o.o... we might be lost. :S

Wait... Are you using Apples new Map thing for iOS? *suspicious look *
If you do we can end up dead.

*looks around with a guilty look* uh... nooooo. *starts trying to close the map app quickly so you don't see*; well we could just go strait up. *pulls out a grappling hook and rock (or oatmeal) climbing equipment. Twirls the hook and tosses it up the cliffside* follow me!! *starts scaling the cliff*

I knew you were using it! *sight* Whatever, it's the past now.... *climbs behind you. Weird eagle screams are heard* Don't move.... Be one with the oatmeal.

jeeez *hugs the cliff wall and whispers:* what is that!?!? *watches a huge shadow pass over us* o.o

*whispers* Don't... move... *takes out slingshot. Aims and shoots* *the eagle* OW!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?? *Me* Oh... Sorry! *turns head towards you* okay... He's not an animal... He's just like you and I.

um.... it looks like he's going down *watches the eagle crash to the ground and cringes a little as he lands* ouch... that looked like it hurt >.< we need to go back and check on him :P

Yeah. *runs down the oatmeal mountain towards the eagle dude*

*follows your to the eagle* It sounds like he's whispering something *leans in closer and listens* "The ... su... shuu... sugar heh... he..." *the eagle passes out* O.o I wonder what he was trying to say. *starts applying appropriate first aid*

Well, let's try this. *pours some water on his face. He wakes up*

*the eagle wakes up and begins ranting* THE SUGAR!! HELL'S DEMONS PROTECTS THE PEAK!!

O.o I think he hit his head too hard with that landing... *sits him up and feeds him a bit of oatmeal* Relax my friend, everything is okay..

Well, he could help us up the Sugar Oatmeal Mountain, just in case he speaks the truth and can tell us the dangers passing our way. *gives eagle some water.*

Your right, but we should let him rest so he can recover. *next morning* Alright, so I hoped you enjoy your breakfast of oatmeal!! and today, we make for the sugar summit!! *has a profound and epic, Captain Morgan like pose on top of a stump of oatmeal while pointing towards the top of the mountain.*

*finishes the oatmeal* FINISHED! (derp.... lol) Mr. Eagle dude. Are you okay? I'm sorry I hit you with that slingshot thing. I though you were an enemy. Well, Let's go to the toppp-p-p-p-ph!!! *beatboxes and raps "let's go to the top"*. Okay, I'll stop... *makes equipment ready.* Off we go!

*epic music scene of use climbing the mountain with the eagle guy* We're almost there!! I can see the sugar! X3 *The eagle turns to me and says:* "I must go alone right here, I will be back" *he mysteriously disappears behind an oatmeal cluster* What was that about? *looks at you confused*

*looking wondering at the oatmeal cluster* Either he plans to kill us or he's just checking on something. Well, either way he disappeared. Just be ready for anything.
But anyways, I can't wait for the sugar! *smiles with hope in my eyes*

Me too. But don't get your hopes up just yet... *a half hour passes* What's taken him so long? *suddenly a loud demonic roar comes out of nowhere and the eagle come running back screaming:* "RUN THE OTHER WAY!!!!" *a giant mongoose comes around the corner chasing the eagle* JEEZ! What is that thing!! *starts to run with eagle*

*thinks for a couple of seconds and comes up with an idea. I take out a rope and throw it in the mouth of the giant mongoose. I fly with the mongoose and I land on its back. I pull the rope to stop it. I try to tame it for a while and get control of it. After while I've got control*
Just come back boys. This dude here won't hurt a fly as long he's in my hands.
*giant mongoose with woman voice* I'm not a he...
*I get that weird look* Ehm... Sorry, miss...

*sits there dumbfounded*.... this is the oddest mongoose ever... *looks towards the eagle and asks:* so why were you running? O.o *the eagle starts acting embarrassed and responds shyly* "thats... the misses..." *the mongoose flies back down and proceeds to argue with eagle*

what an odd couple....

Ehm... Yup. I didn't know they where... You know... together... OKAY MISS MONGOOSE AND EAGLE! Is it okay for you two that you lead us to the top?

*they take a quick look at us and continue arguing for a minute. The eagle occasionally points towards us; until finally the mongoose comes over and talks to us:* "I will fly you to the top of the mountain, but you must stay the night with us. I would like to thank you for helping my husband from his fall"

Well, we could stay a night, right Chigaru? *I look at you asking*

We'll stay for the night. We'll do everything to get to the top to all that SUGAH!

[call me Aerux :P, chigaru was the name of fursona originally, but I met someone with a character that was almost exactly the same :/ so I changed it]

I'm fine with it ^_^ Lets go! *the mongoose and eagle smile at each other and then lead us to their huge cabin on the side of the mountain* WOW, nice home! :3 *they invite us inside and we get comfortable, the mongoose then say* I will whip you up some food *she smiles and disappears into the kitchen; a few minutes later she returns with some pastries covered with the glimmering sugar crystals from the top of the mountain* :O

[haha, lol. Well... Will do. Or I'll at least try and remember :P ]

*drools at the sight of the sugar and is speechless because of all the saliva running out of my mouth.(something like this http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2.....r7yFXdj-12.png )*
*walks slowly towards sweet mountain sugar covered pastries while drooling like a waterfall and the floor gets all wet.*

*the mongoose gives us a weird look as she hands us each a pastry* "These are that last pastries I have from the batch I baked this morning" *I hold my pastry delicately admiring the sparkling sugar with big eyes* Ivikk..... is this... for real??? O.O.... *the mongoose ask with a smile:* "would either of you like anything to drink with your pastries?" *I quickly snap out of the daze and respond* Oh uh... *clears throat* some milk please :3

*still stunned but heard what the mongoose said and just nods while admiring the sight of the sugar stuff. Saliva waterfall suddenly stops because mouth gets too dry. lol.* Dude... This is for real... *dips finger in the sugar and licks it. Fantasies appear so clearly it mirrors on the walls all because of the sugar. I lay dazed on the chair while the fantasies of sweetness are shooting out of my eyes, ears, nostrils and mouth. Is speechless*

*she pokes you* "what would you like dear?" *I respond for you* Uh, just get him a glass of milk too! *The mongoose disappear back into the kitchen to fetch some milk. I nibble on my pastry, enjoying the sweet sugary goodness... droolls* dude.... just think... tomorrow, we'll be knee deep in this sugar o.o

*Eats the pastry slowly. More than enjoys the sweetness. The perfect taste of sugar. The perfectness of perfect. life just couldn't get better.* I'm COMPLETE! (face is like this http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Me.....b3_1698390.jpg second dude on the top left)

*the mongoose returns with the drinks* "here you go dearies" *I respond* thank you! *and return to finishing the awesome pastry, the eagle walks by and lets out a condescending grunt at how much we're enjoying the pastries*

*Face falls in the pastries and slowly the amount of it decreases. After there's no pastries left I lift my head from the plate and sip of the milk in the cutest way possible. I place the cup on the table and take a deep breath and shout* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWHHHHHMAAAAAAAAAAHHHGAAAAAAAAWWWWD that was good! *insane duck face* Dude... I'm very dizzy after eating this! *Stands up and falls flat to the ground* Woa... It was so good I can't stand up...

*the mongoose exclaims!* "uh oh.... paralytic overdose of the oatmeal mountain sugar!!" *the eagle leans in and says calmly* "Don't worry it will wear off in an hour. Just make sure he drinks the milk" *I rush over with the milk* Ivikk! are you okay? *puts the cup up to you so that you can sip the milk*

*eyes are derping and I'm totally tripping.* Whuddz... dert yahr kawt daer..?! *smells to it* oh... eytz malk... *sips the milk and clears up slightly* Woa... Man... I'm totally tripping! *looks really dizzy.*

Hey! take an easy man! *holds you up* here, how about you take a rest on this couch *helps you back to the couch and helps you lay down* you gotta finish your milk and then take a nap. Just think, tomorrow we can get more sugar! but you'll have to take an easy on it :3 *helps you finish the milk*

Duhuhuhuhude... I feel like a crazy ol' man. I need help for every *spazes*... damnit... Everything... *sigh and eyes twitch* That... sugar is the best thing that has ever happened to me... *finishes the milk. Suddenly hovers 2 meters over the couch sleeping*

O.O *looks towards the mongoose and eagle* is that normal? *they nod and the mongoose responds* "Yes... just make sure you leave some extra pillows under him so when it wears off and he falls back down he doesn't get hurt" *I take every cushion in the room and put it on the couch under you. I accidently bump you and you slowly start spinning in mid air like you're in 0 gravity* Crap! *grabs you and stops you from spinning* Will it be gone by morning? *the eagle responds this time:* "well... it will randomly happen to him for the next day or so... just make sure he doesn't get caught by the wind. Anyway... we have a guest room you can sleep in." *I look at you with concern and whisper* night Ivikk *and then follows the eagle to the guest room and goes to bed*

[AWW LOL! I wan't to sleep in 0 gravity!]

*The next day comes and I wake up still in mid air. I wonder why the couch is so soft and then realize it it's not directly there. I gasp and get a 0 gravity heart attack [lol]* NGHA!! *pants of shock* DUDE! WHY AM I HOVERING OVER THE COUCH! *everything starts spinning around in my head* Aw... nu... Not tripping again!... Uh... Look... A puffin chicken :3

[X3, I wanna experience 0G in real life o.o]

*I come in still groggy from waking up* Dude! calm down! Panic makes the tripping worse!! *tries calming you down* Dude! not the puffin chicken trip! O.o... you're tripping pretty hard... how many fingers am I holding up? *puts up my paw with 3 fingers up*

[I so much want to try it!]

You're a horse! A pretty airplane horse! And what are those... Sausages? I don't like sausages... *and suddenly speaks old Norse fluently*

uh... *I sit there speechless* Ivikk!! Snap out of it!! *the eagle comes out of his room in boxers, grumpily because he was woken up by all the ruckus and starts screaming at us* "OUT!! I WANT YOU OUT!!" *the mongoose comes out and proceeds to argue with him; I quickly tie a string to you and my arm and pull you out the door like a balloon while they're arguing* It's okay Ivikk, I will figure out a way to fix this!

*suddenly 0G disappears and I fall on you. Stops tripping* Wow... that was the coolest tripping EVER! I thought I was flying around like a balloon! *suddenly can only speak Old Norse.* Condemn this! *in old norse*

*twitches underneath you* ouch... *face in the ground* may you get off me please?

*curses in old Norse and gets up.* What happened?! *I say in old Norse [Still tripping and it causes me to speak Old Norse, lol]*

What? Dude I can't understand you!

hmm... rytin peakingsin inpuff uffinpin!

*in Old Norse*Hey... I understand that language!

Udedin! Ipuff derstandunpuff uffinishpin.

eyyin! ownin Ipuff ancin peaksin otin ouyin!

udedin, ouyin earpuff rippingtin fofpuff ountainmin ugarsin! ouyin adhin ootin uchmin astlin ightnin danpuff ownin ouyin earpuff eelingfin hetin idesin fectsefpuff!

hhhohpuff... amnitdin... iohpuff ustmin atchwin toupuff extnin ime. Welltin hatever. Wewin derstandunpuff hetin uffinpin anguagelin

[are you using the translator? some of your words are off :P]

ywayanpuff, wardonpuff otin hetin optin ofpuff hetin ountainmin! Ipuff awsin apuff apmin inpuff hetin ousehin ofpuff hetin gleeapuff danpuff ongoosemin hattin edlin otin hetin estbin tmealoapuff ountainmin ugarsin onpuff hetin tireenpuff ountainmin :3

[I'm using the translator. Some of your words are also off but I still understand them... Amazingly :P]

Es. Theyin estbin ugarsin tmealoapuff ountainmin ugarsin er. So, weevpuff illwin eadhin otin hetin optin!

[odd... you do remove the punctuation right? it only works for lowercase non-punctuated text. When I translate my text, it comes out fine.]

eonpuff oremin hingtin! ouyin ightmin tartsin loatingfin! osin akemin uresin hetin indwin oesdin otnin atchcin ouyin!

[yeah sometimes I take out the punctuation stuff out.]

okay.
illwin atchwin toupuff orfin hetin indwin.

*starts hovering again* amnitdin!! *grabs an oatmeal flake thing.*

*I can't help but laugh a little* This is gonna be fun.. here tie this around you!! *tosses you a rope and hold your foot so you can safely tie the rope around yourself*

*I tie the rope around my wrist* There... Now I'm your balloon for a while... wait... Did I just talk English? :o

It's wearing off! hmmm... I have an idea! maybe I can let you float towards the top of the mountain and then, when you're not weightless again, you can tie the rope somewhere up there and I can climb directly up! Wanna try that?

That's not too bad! Let's do that! *You release the rope a little so I fly higher up the mountain. The levitation effect stops at 50metres higher up. I tie the rope to something solid and stable.*

*I climb up, and take a short break under an oatmeal tree [need some scenery :P] after that climb* how much closer does that bring us to the sugar? it has to be just around the corner...

*looks up and takes out the awesome remote and the remote measures* About 35 meters left [metric system FTW!]. Lets just rest for a while *sits down on an oatmeal rock next to the tree.* The good thing with this tall mountain it's refreshingly cold up here.

And we don't even need coats because we have awesome fur! awww yeah! *suddenly falls asleep due to exhaustion*

FUR FOR THE WIN!... And heat... hehe... Oh. You're asleep *giggles* Well, then I just read nice book while you sleep. *takes out Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy book and starts reading*

*an hour later; I wake up and yawn.* what time is it? O.o... *I see your book* dude O.O I love that book!

*looks at wristband watch* You've slept about an hour so it's not so late. And this book is FABULOUS!

dude! lets make it to the top and then we can relax and read it while eating the sweet delicious sugar!! *starts running up the path; shouts back* come on!

*packs the book and sprints up the path and past you. Shouts back to you* First to the top!... Eh... Get's sugar first!, Yeah... that's... Well... OKAEY!

O.o *pulls some hover boots out of my backback, puts them em on and starts hovering past you* haha!! I can almost see the sugar, better hurry up Ivikk! *the hover boots sputter and I land back on the ground next to you* dammit! *starts running*

*runs on all four and speeds up to 60km/h* HAH! You better hurry! *crashes into a sugar wall and disappears in it*

*stops just before your giant imprint in the sugar, a look of pure joy goes over my face* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *dives in and starts noming on the sugar* it's so good!! *surfaces and makes a sugar angel in it laughing excitedly*

*eats my way out and I appear just next to you* Oh hai thar! :3
We should bind ropes on our legs so we don't fly away. :P *takes out ropes and binds it to the leg and the ground*

*says with a mouth full of sugar* ello!! ^^ Good call! I'm already feeling pretty light... *ties the rope to my leg and to a heavy oatmeal rock* hopefully we don't get diabetes or anything from this much sugar O.o *licks the mounds of oatmeal sugar*

Wait... *takes out weird smart thingy and puts some sugar on a weird awesome surface on it to check for data* Dude! It doesn't give diabetes!!! EAT ALL THE SUGAR! *noms the sugar like pacman would eat the yellow things*

[pacman is yellow, and he eats the white balls x3 lol]
dude fill up your bags with it!! *takes a handful and tosses it in my bad* for for the bag! *takes a handful and tosses it into my mouth* one for me! *repeats*

[I forgot... Well anyways, you understood :P]

WOOO! I'm in for that! *puts in the bag* for da bag! *puts a ton in my mouth* and a heck of a lot for me! *repeats*
*loud rumbling noise is heard and I look up* SHIZ! Is this paradise or not!? A huge sugar avalanche!!! WOOOOOO! Hop in this whole I made for security! *jumps in the whole*

[yop :P]


O.o *pulls a random portable force-field out of my bag and walks over to your hole and activates it, it doesn't work at first* dammit! It got sugar in it *hits it a few times and then a force field appears around us* there we go!! :3 *sits down noming on the sugar and watches the avalanche go by! Get out here Ivikk!!! it's so coool!!! *starts floating a bit*

*levitates out of the whole* I can control it! WOOOOO!! *sees the avalanche go by* Holy mother of avalanches! This is so freaking AWESOME! This sure is a sugar sweet experience :3

[just so you know: "whole" means all of or entirely; "hole" is a hollow space in a surface or body (what you're trying to say :3)]
*the avalanche covers the entire force field, the glow of the force field keeps the space lit* O.O ellwin, it looks like we're gonna have to teapuff our way to the sur- *coughs and floats backwards* urfacesin! *eats a handful of sugar*

[lol. I know.... Stupid mistake :P]
I'm in! Etslin eat lalpuff hetin ugarsin! *fills my mouth with sugar and drools*

Alright, Ipuff ampuff oinggin otin aketin owndin hetin orcefin ieldfin, etgin eadyrin! *licks paws clean of sugar and then presses a button on the force-field generator opening two holes to eat our way out through* Go ogin ogin!!

[I managed to read it!!! WOOO! No translation needed. I feel so puffinized now :3]

Ipuff ampuff inpuff!
etslin teapuff ikelin uffinspin ouldwin teapuff tmealoapuff ountainmin ugarsin!! *noms like a puffin would*

[now you gotta learn to write it ;3]
aitwin! *pulls out two artificial beaks* ownin ewin ancin teapuff ikelin uffinspin! :3 *puts artificial beak over my muzzle and starts noming like a puffin*

[I'll sure try! :P]
Awwpuff eahyin!!! *puts on artificial beak and noms like a puffin* histin ispuff hetin estbin hingtin hattin ashin erevpuff appenedhin otin emin!

x3 Ipuff ancin eesin hetin ightlin hroughtin hetin ugarsin! *suddenly stomach cramp* ugh! Ipuff ampuff osin ullfin! Utbin ewin earpuff osin losecin! [woo! I typed that all without the translator x3]

[challenge accepted!]
Etlin emin omercin hroughtin! *Noms the sugar in great masses and then suddenly stomach cramps. The light is more visible* AH!! *curls, holding my stomach in pain* Ustmin... ontinuecin... tingeapuff... *eats the sugar really slowly* Ipuff ancin odin itpuff!

[not bad! x3 third word has a random 'r' in it though O.o]
*suddenly the last of the sugar at the top of the hole gives way* inallyfin! *we start floating out of the hole like balloons* ughhhh! Ipuff... eelfin.... lee-.... leepysin *falls asleep in mid-air*

[well... "E" and "R" are close to each other... :P]
Ugh... lepp-.... *can't even talk proper puffin* leppshin... *fall asleep and we fly to outer space*

*an automatic force field capsule deploys from my bag protecting us [I have so many force fields lol] and tethering us together so we don't fly away from each other *I mutter half-asleep* tur- mmm... urntin fofpuff hetin eathin.... *I open my eyes and I'm blinded by the sun* uh... Ivikk... akewin pupuff!!! *starts shaking you trying to wake you up*

*I wake up and realize the sun*
hat... Holywin hitsin!!!! Eh.... Oesdin histin orcefin ieldfin avehin yanpuff etjin gineenpuff hingiestin?! Danpuff owhin hetin eckhin iddin ewin etgin uppuff erehin?!

[you have a lot of trouble with hole and whole or holy and "wholy" lol; holy is what you're looking for in this case :3]

Ipuff hinktin ewin loatfin toupuff ofpuff Earth's mosphereatpuff incesin ewin eatpuff hetin ugarsin! Ewin ightmin ebin leabpuff otin capeespuff ifpuff ewin unrin inpuff hetin orcefin ieldfin ikelin amstershin osin hattin itpuff uildsbin apuff hargecin danpuff ushespin usin ayawpuff! *gets to the edge of the force field and starts running as fast as I possibly can*

[I'm getting mad at myself... I know the difference and still I make the mistakes... I probably just should remove the "w" key :P]

Oodgin eaidpuff! *starts running like a hamster against planet Earth* Itpuff orkswin!!

[it's all good x3]
HAHA!! Ipuff annotcin elievebin itpuff orkswin! *suddenly a spark forms arching between the sun and the forcefield and it shoots us (luckily) back towards Earth; we're pushed to the back of force field; I say straining under the force* Ipuff ewin nitedigpuff apuff lasmapin railtin!! WOOOHOOO!!

wwwwwwwwwwawpuff eahyin!!!!!!! *I suddenly think of the force of earths gravity* Ewin avehin otin akesmin uresin osin ravitygin ontwin illkin uspuff. Osin ewin avehin otin utpin roupuff maipuff ustjin extnin otin rtheapuff osin ewin illwin lyfin oundarpuff rtheapuff danpuff hentin andlin omewheresin andomlyrin. Danpuff Ipuff ampuff otnin enevpuff uresin ifpuff ewin illwin enevpuff urvivesin hattin, hehe.

Owhin odin ewin hangecin roupuff rajectorytin houghtin! Ewin otgin uckylin ithwin hetin lasmapin plosionexpuff.. *suddenly a bunch of space krill get in our way, we run into them like they're bugs* Eww! Aitwin, herewin heretin ispuff pacesin rillkin heretin ustmin ebin apuff pacesin halewin! *a space whale bumps into us while he's chasing the space krill* WOO! ewin avehin ottengin osin uckylin odaytin! *Earth starts getting larger from our perspective* opefullyhin hattin aswin oughenpuff *crosses fingers for luck*

*crosses fingers. We get in the biosphere. A screen appears on the force field "Parachute in: 25 seconds"* Ipuff iddin otnin nowkin hetin orcefin ieldfin adhin apuff arachutepin!!! *after 25 seconds has passed we had enter the atmosphere and the parachute extends.* Olyhin uffin!!! Wepin ustjin ancin otnin etgin oremin uckylin hantin his!!!!

O.o... eithernin iddin Ipuff.. Ipuff uessgin hetin ymin aptiveadpuff gorithmsalin ademin itpuff. *we float safely back to the mountain, and the screen on the force field says "Detaining for reasons of safety: Oatmeal Mountain Sugar is still present in both of you. Chance of floating away. Time remaining: 45 minutes."* Ipuff uessgin ewin illwin avehin otin aitwin... -.-

Ohpuff ellwin. Hatwin otin odin ownin? [I like how "do" becomes "odin" :P] *We sit and wait. While we wait somebody is passing by and wonders what we do in the force field. He knocks on the force field and asks "What are you doing in there?"* *Me* Ellwin, hetin orcefin ieldfin illwin otnin etlin uspuff toupuff ecausebin hetin tmealoapuff ountainmin ugarssin idesin fects. Ifefpuff hetin orcefin ieldfin urnstin fofpuff ewin illwin lyfin toinpuff teroupuff pacesin. *The stranger looks at me oddly and doesn't understand a word I say.*

[same x3, it seems perfect for the puffin language lol; I'm so glad we invented it! we gotta get more people to speak it. You should link it on your profile :P]

Onderwin hatwin aswin uppuff ithwin hattin uygin.. *doesn't realize we're speaking puffin* [I like how out action-captions are in English lol] osin hatwin odin ewin odin orfin 45 inutesmin? hmmm Ipuff onderwin *I touch the the force field and it responds like a touch screen, a console window pops up* udedin! Ipuff orgotfin itpuff adhin histin unctionfin! *types in "amesgin", it responds with an error that the command doesn't exist* rapcin! onin onderwin hywin hattin uygin avegin uspuff anpuff dodpuff ooklin.. ewin earpuff peakingsin uffinpin.. owhin odin ouyin pellsin amesgin inpuff Glishenpuff ainagpuff?

[Will do! :P]

Aitwin etlin emin hink *thinks for a while*... eh... Istin itpuff otnin ispuff gin apuff min epuff sin? *types in "games" in English. Games pop up on the force field* Osin hatwin amegin otin laypin? :P

Ellwin... Itpuff lyonpuff adhin oughenpuff emorymin orfin asicbin amegin *scrolls through and light games ranging from chess to pacman to space invaders show up* ahpuff! *selects pong and then two holographic controllers pop up* etslin ogpuff!! *hits the pong ball towards you making a "BOOP" sound*

*laughs in french [like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jpoRioM0R0]* Ouyin izpuff evahnin onnagin inwin! *hits the pong ball towards you*

[you love that laugh :P]
*boop, returns the ball to you* Ipuff uiltbin hetin orcefin ieldfin! Owhin odin ouyin nowkin Ipuff iddin otnin utpin inpuff heatscin?! >:3

[French laughs are the best :P]
*Boop, returns the ball to you* Ipuff iddin otnin hinktin ofpuff hattin. Ipuff ancin rytin anpuff inwin ywaysanpuff!!! >:P

Hah!! Uoyin illwin evernin eatbin emin!! :3 *suddenly the mongoose comes out of nowhere* "HE GUYS THERE YOU ARE!!! WHY'D YOU LEAVE!!!!?!?!" *she accidentally pushes on the force field and we start rolling down the mountain* D:

*as we roll I grab a huge sugar rock-like thingy and grab your hand. I climb on the sugar thingy and drag you up* Hattin aswin apuff losecin eonpuff!

[weren't we stuck in a force-field? O.o]

yeah... also it looks like the anti-gravity effects of the sugar wore off... WOAH, and I'm not speaking only puffin! I guess it had something to do with the adrenaline rush from falling o_o. *sits down* ...dude... I'm exhausted... *the mongoose starts running down the mountain towards us* "hey guys!!!" *me* uhh...

[I thought it went out?! O.o]

Probably... WAOrhjfgsd I DON'T SPEAK PUFFIN ONLY! :þ *hears the mongoose* Whuat? [Too tired to finish this sentence...]

[lol x3, you're gonna be so tired tomorrow... you don't need to stay up so early.. I don't have classes Fridays and on the weekends, so I can chat with ya then :3]

[okay... so I want something really random to happen]

*suddenly the mongoose gets snatched by a giant slug with a jetpack* D: *she screams* "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELPP ME!! LEMME GO YOU SLIMMY SLUGG!!"

[Hehe. :P]

[okay... I'll go full random... I think. We'll see]

LAWL! A GIANT SLUG WITH A JETPACK! :D *takes out camera and takes a picture. Suddenly becomes really badass and takes on sunglasses.* Time for saving a giant talking mongoose! *I attempt to fly but realize I got Ass Burger Syndrome and fart burgers instead* I forgot about that ._.

._. *I charge at the slug with a giant shoelace and start trying to lasso it.... but it keeps slipping off the slimmy slug* D: Ivikk! We need salt!!!

Does sugar work? *has a package of sugar* Got nothing else :/

(as Aerux) I dunno o_o try pouring it on.

*pours sugar on it and licks it and spits it all out again because I realized it was salt* Too much salt!