Long ago before your parents met, I was in Chemistry II at a fine junior college in the barren wasteland. There was a guy who looked like a squid, and I drew pictures of him labeled SQUID BOY (or SQUID BWAI). Eventually I got to know his real name and he's a perfectly OK guy even though he really does look rather squidlike.

Never told him who I thought he looked like. Not everybody likes cephalopods the way I do.