Because that pun hasn't been done nearly often enough. :V

I got XCOM: Enemy Unknown yesterday and managed to play around with it today.

As you can see I am totally the best person for the job of commander, and have no bias at all towards the aliens \o/ (Even if I find the Sectoids to be oddly adorable)

Also, this incident actually did happen, minus the part where I did it intentionally. I just assumed the wrecked car was a part of the scenery that wouldn't explode, because I thought Burning Cars Exploding^TM was a copyright trademark of Call of Duty. I thought wrong~