Do cheer up, mister cat. It could always be worse, you could be a dog.

You nailed it, it could be so much worse. Did you know some people don't even get lemons?

Lemons are just handed to me, but instead of making lemonade I make orange juice and let the lemons rot.

Now there's all these rotting lemons all over the place and everyone is starting to get really suspicious again. At this point I lie through orange breath, telling them the lemonade turning out great.

Once they inevitably discover the latest batch of rancid lemons, they ask how I could let this happen and I apologize and say I swear it will never happen again look I have all the finest sugars and water now just please give me more lemons.

And then it happens again.

I am nothing but a pathetic lemon waster addicted to oranges.

This feckless rant aside I truly appreciate your kind words.