never trust a skinny person in the kitchen...

Indeed!

lesbian porn ftw!

Ho, yus!

I'm surprised. No MST3K tape?

That comes after the lesbian porn, the spankings and the oral sex.

Lesbian sex is usually a good idea, anyhow.

Yus!

Indeed.

It's always a good reply, you know

-- Honey, what do you want in your cornflakes?
-- I dunno. Lesbian porn perhaps?

It's the all purpose product!

It even takes care of mildew in the bathroom!

Try it on steaks! Cleans nylons! Small craft warnings! It's made for the home! The office! On fruits!

Comes in a variety of shapes, colors and tastes! Some assembly required! Batteries included! Keep out of reach of children! React now for your free sample! No purchase required!

Wowwww! What can I say about this elixir?

{note: the following three paragraphs are simultaneous and with wildly} {fluctuating pitch. A turntable with a detachable drive is still a useful} {tool! -cgk}

Put it on your steaks, uh, send it overseas, [? ? ? ?], and put it on you surfboard so you won't slip off. Try it on your [? ? ?], and on the, the red balloons, you can blow up all balloons with it. Put it on your... heh. On your pizza. Put it on your shoes, tie your mic with it, and fill up your tires with it.

Use it to clean your swimming pool, sell it to your mother and tell her it's a tie-die kit, you won't even believe what'll happen when you starch your shirt with it, ironing goes easier and your car windows never looked better in your whole life. Ladies and gentlemen, you can inhale it, and it makes your voice three keys higher, and you can't even stand what happens when you put it on your hair, as hair tonic. Heh, heh. And if you ever tried it as a...

Soak your shirts in it, soak your teeth in it. Let it play the piano. Follow it around the block. Wear it instead of jeans. Bathe you puppies with it. Feed it to your ducks. Use it instead of chlorine in your swimming pool. Breathe it. [?] it.

What?

Wowwwwww!

What can I?

Wowwwwww!

What? What can I say about this?

Wowwwwww!

(having a 200 Motels moment)

I must admit, I have had nights like this. Boy it's been awile too! :) Have to say something for study, and learning :)

Hee!

"What ith a ssquaab anywayth?"

The kittehs aren't sure, but it's tasty!