Yup. Crazy abstract flower :P

TRIPPY Crazy abstract flower o.o lol

lol. What if a puffin ate the flower?

I dunno... lets try! O.o... *picks up the flower and takes a bite*.... seems oka- *suddenly starts trippn'* ...woah, dude do I have super powers now? *attempts to fly*

No... Doesn't seem to work. I guess you're hallucinating now.

Damn... so what do we do now giant floating octopus?

Well, I'm crazy already so I don't need any flower power. And we can make the flower fly! :3

Alright :3 just lemme finish eating these pumpkins. *Starts moving hand with an imaginary fork through the air and taking bites*. These are so delicious O.O, you want some?

Sure! :D *Starts eating imaginary pumpkins*

Om nom nom nom. Now to wash it down with some cheerios. *takes a sip from an imaginary glass of cheerios*, and some for you *pours you a glass and outstreches empty paw to hand you the glass* ^_^

*throws imaginary glass away.* There. I drank it. Like all of it. What about the drunk puffin? Maybe it can fly?

If the puffin can fly, I can fly too o.o *climbs up a tree pretending to hold a puffin* FLY YOU LITTLE DRUNK PUFFIN, FLYY!!!! *motions hands like I'm tossing something in the air* FLY AWAY!! *starts flapping arms trying to fly* x3 I'm flying right behind you lil' puffin!!

YOU CAN FLY!!! WOOOOO!! :D *flaps arms and flies up next to you.* Let's follow the drunk puffin and see if it leads us to the puffin treasure!

holy shit! I'm flying!! O.O and you are tooo!!!!! :O quick!! before the puffin gets away, follow him!!! *starts furiously flapping arms to catch up to the puffin*.. where is he taking us? Everything seems different from up here.

He's taking us to the Puffin Treasure! Follow the puffin! FAST! Flap faster! FLAP FLAP FLAP! *flaps arms like never before*

*flaps furiously* ahhh! my arms are cramping! How much longer til we reach the treasure!?

it's just a few more meters! I see it from here! I SEE IT!! *pant pant* I SEEE ITTTT!!!! FLAP FASTER FASTER!

I can't make it!! Mayday mayday!! I'm going down!! *starts panting heavily and slows arm flapping*

*flies under you and flaps more than ever before* I got you! A few more meters! WE CAN MAKE IT!!!!
*the puffins stop flapping and falls down on treasure and I stop flapping as well and land upon the puffin and you land on me* WE MADE IT! *pant pant. Pushes the puffin and you off the treasure, squeezes the puffin and it coughs a key. I take the key and open the treasure* WOOOT

*gets up out of breath* what's in the treasure!?! gold? diamonds? magic? trippy flowers???? O.O

o3o... It's... o3o... It's... *hysterical gasp* MORE DRUNKEN PUFFINS!!!... And some gold... and some diamonds... UUHH! MY absolute favorite! PLANKS AND WOOD! :D

Why are there so many drunk puffins? O.o *pushes them aside and grabs a handful of gold and diamonds* :O so much... treasure... and these planks of wood are amazing O.O *throws handful of treasure in the air and starts rolling around laughing joyously* x3

Well, I guess it's because it's Scandinavian puffins and it has just been weekend. Most Scandinavians are just fantastic at drinking.
I'll tale these planks of wood and you can take the gold and diamonds.... I'm gonna take over the world with these... muahahah... MUAhahah... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

O.o I didn't know planks of wood were that powerful. *takes a golden, diamond encrusted crown from the treasure and puts it on* but deal! :3 *basks in the glory that is gold and diamond* x3

Well, what if we take over the world... TOGETHER! And then we can rule the world together and we'll be kings!
But we need to find ourselves a mate each.... so the throne can be given away to our sons in the future... hmmm... That's a problem...

You're forgetting one thing though: we would take over the world and rule it! We'd be able to have any mate of our choosing >;3

Hmm.... Well, I'm not like this guy who forces other people/furries/ponies/whatever. I'll find a true one though... Well, I'll start working with the planks and you'll start with the gold and diamonds... Don't know what you can use those for.

mmm, you'll be the respectable king and I'd be the tyrant lol. Nah, I know what you mean... I would rather it be meaningful than force :3

Okay, so first we need an army. I guess we could start with all these drunken puffins O.o.. I'll use some of the gold to buy lasers to put on em and bam! instant drunk laser puffin army!! What are you gonna do with the planks?

You know these are magical oak planks and can handle EVERYTHING! I've been studying them for years.
Everytime you cut a piece of them it just grows out again, so you can get some of the wood to make the laser guns.
I'll build a fort or something and a couple of explosive-laser tanks for the army. Well, and of course a rehab for the drunken puffins.. :P

Dude O.o we got this! And I can totally make some sorta uber laser satellite with a diamond lens to superfocus it! Where should we invade first?

hmmmm... What place in the world is the biggest trouble maker? *thinks and punches a drunken puffin*

*stacks puffins, trying to make the tallest drunk puffin tower without it falling* um North Korea comes to mind first? *tower collapses... drunk puffins fall EVERYWHERE* dammit >.<

Well, If we attack North Korea and break their walls and take over their manipulated army and give them uncencored internet access, and let them believe in whatever they want, like Christianity, Islam, Budhism etc etc, then it would mean we just saved a country. Would mean a lot for the Christians because they get persecuted up there at the moment. And South Korea would appreciate it as well. Means less war between North Korea and South Korea. Hmmm.... North Korea first would actually save lives. :P
*punches an other drunk puffin for it licking me.*

*spins a drunken puffin on it's belly* Then we would gain support from people outside our army! *it's still spinning..* It wouldn't be a bad thing to appear benevolent. *it's still spinning....* I say we attack N.K. first unless you have somewhere better in mind? *it pukes, shooting itself into a wall* ouch! O.o spun him too hard lol

*grabs a beer from a puffin and drinks some of it and spits out in disgust* Uhg... Well, I got no other in mind right now.
*grabs a drunken puffin and throws it in the air to see if it's able to fly* Well, N.K. for now.

*straps a laser on one of the puffins and throws it like a football towards North Korea* TO NORTH KOREA!! *starts flapping arms to fly*

Well, I'll transport the tanks later. They're not completely finished yet. So you'll have to be the commander alone of the drunken laser puffins. Contact South Korea and they might help. We'll do it for the world!

Alright! Fly drunken puffins!! *a few puffins lethargically start flapping around on the ground, some others get in the air and then crash*... um... so we might have a problem O.o

hmm... You can use this stuff here *takes a can of some weird sparkling drink out of a random bag*.
This drink here, is a drink to make the drunken puffins more effective. It tastes like cherry with meat-taste.
It gives the drunken puffins a lot of energy and there is 5274152387% of alcohol in it for more efficiency on the drunken puffins which makes them more effective in a war. They should be able to fly after drinking a can of this. Just bought this stuff on eBay.
Take this bag with the drinks in it and give every single drunken puffin this drink. I sound like a wizard or something.

Alright *slings bag over my shoulder and walks around handing a drink to each puffin*. What happens if you give them too much? O.o *curiously hands a puffin two drinks* and if you were a wizard... that'd be very handy if you could conjure flame balls or something!!!! :3 and maybe you could make the tanks build themselves? lol *the puffin finishes both drinks letting out huge burp and then starts shivering* O.O what's gonna happen!?

If you give them too much they'll implode and never come back, but if you give them two, which is maximum amount of the drink to give a puffin, it will implode and coma back again and shake so much the ground will vibrate. I'll work on the flame balls thingy and give the tanks the ability to build themselves and heal themselves when damaged, and make them able to conjure exploding flame balls when necessary.
Don't worry. The shivering thing is just the first stage. Wait for it to implode and come back again, then it will go through second stage which is when it shakes a lot. After that it will explode, which is third stage, and become a super drunk puffin.
*puffin implodes and comes back again and second stage begins*
But it's way more effective to have several kinds of drunken puffins in the army. Makes it more powerful.

*the Earth begins to vibrate* JEEZ... so much power in one drunken puffin! *finishes giving each puffin a drink* There are so many extra drinks! O.o I'm gonna hand these out and then get them in formation! *empties out the bag and starts getting the puffins in rows* this might be a bit overkill to N.K. x3 I will lead an aerial attack first and then you come in with the tanks and flame ball things. This should be over quickly *taps fingers together evilly like Mr. Burns*! Alright DRUNKEN PUFFIN ARMY! MOVE OUT!! *Starts flapping arms and flies off with the army of puffins behind me, appropriate music plays in the background*.. *radios to you:* lemme know when you're ready with the tanks and I'll tell you when to invade! OVER.

*radios to you:* I'll tell you soon. The tanks are almost ready for invasion. Go talk to the General in S.K. and he should help you with some things. OVER.
*tests several tanks and adjusts wheels, ammo and unlimited fuel.* *After a while. I radio to you:* Tanks ready. I'll come over. Just start the invasion with the S.K. Army. I'll be there in a minute. *jumps on a tank an leads all the tanks into the battle ships on the way to N.K.*

*radios back* ivikkkshhhh *static* shhhh they shhh have raptorshh *bombshells goes off in the background, random sounds of drunken puffins with lasers fighting north korea raptors going off in the background* sshh we need those tanks and everything A.S.A.P! *war sounds continue* The S.K.s and us will hold back the N.K.s for now but I don't know how much longer we can last!!

*radios back* We just arrived! We're behind the enemy lines! We're on the mountains and we're ready to shoot with mortar and tanks! *yells out to tanks and tells them to drive down the mountain and attack the enemy from behind.*
Don't worry to get hit by the tanks and mortar grenades! The bullets and grenades 'n' stuff see who's enemy and friend.
*Yells out to mortars to take aim.* READY?!?! *mortar puffins ready* SHOOOT!!! *Sounds of mortar grenades being shot into the air and a small silence, and then small explosions are heard.* WOA!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!

shhh *rustling sound* YEAAHHH!! YOU TOOK OUT THE RAPTORS!!!shhhhh *staticy sound* Now to push back the res~~ *raptor screaming attack sound and a thud* (In lower volume) Gimme a second!! *sounds of me wrangling the raptor, then footsteps and finally sounds of the radio being picked up* How long until those tanks come in!?

*machinery and motors heard in the background* They're on their way! 5 more minutes!
*Drunken puffin troops running by* Seems like the puffins are getting there before me!! I gotta lead the tanks!
*Bullets suddenly fly all around and some of the tanks gets hit, but are still functional.* DAMNIT!! They're focusing on this side now! I'll prepare for total impact!! *explosions heard and connection to the walkietalkie disconnects.*

IVIKK NO!!! *Starts fighting furiously through the N.K. forces* PUSH FORWARD PUFFINS!! *resumes fighting while pushing towards your position* *radios to you:* ivikk! if you can hear me, I see the tankshhh *giant, ear-ringing explosion occurs pushing me over, I get up and continue trying to fight* hold on! we're almost there!!

*You see me walk through the fire that's in front of you.* Hey! One does not simply try to blast me of the way, hehe.
*totally black because of the explosion.* I got myself a new camouflage. Some of the tanks are still functioning.
Well, I need ammo, for this rifle here I stole from one of the N.K.'s. Do you have some?

*thinks to self that your walking through the fire was pretty damn badass* It's my only remaining clip *pulls a clip of N.K. ammo out of pocket and throws it to you* make it last >:3. *Climbs into one of the working tanks* lets finish this!! *closes the hatch and starts firing away at the N.K. forces*

*Leads the puffins into the middle of the impact for a close fight. Beats an N.K. soldier down and takes his ammo* More clips! WOOHOO!! *Aims and shoots at the enemy. Gun jams and doesn't wanna work.* DAMN! *runs towards your tank and jumps on the laser machinegun-looking gun and shoot at enemy*
*N.K. Airplaines appear and I shoot towards them hitting some of them. Opens the hatch and puts head through* Shall I activate our secret weapon?!

*furiously aims the tank towards the N.K. army and fires taking out a section of their troops* >:3 do it! *radios to the puffins* brace yourselves!! *gets ready for the secret weapon*

*Radoes to the N.K.'s* Brace yourselves! - To die!! >:3 *Takes out a weird detonator and presses the button. A weird sound from the sky is heard.*
MWUAHAHAHAHA!! LET IT RAIN!! LET IT RAIN!! FALL FROM THE SKY MY LOVED ONES!! *incredibly evil grin* >:3
*N.K. soldies runs towards me and a loud sound is heard and the soldier falls down dead* See? Incredibly awesome. What do you think, Chigaru?
*Several loud thunder like sounds are heard and several N.K. soldiers just drop down dead*

*sits there stunned* wha... what was that? O.O *hops out of the tank and pokes a NK soldier's body with a stick* that's insanely awesome!! mega overkill!! x3 *watches the last of the NK troops retreat* I think we've won this battle!!! wooo!

You bet we did! I'll let the puffins fight a little more and have fun with the dead bodies. And the secret weapon will turn of automatically in 5 minutes so we'll be overpowering even more.
*radios to puffins* Just keep on fighting or just have fun with the bodies. Just do whatever you like to do with 'em... Just don't let it get too awkward. OVER.
So, shall we go to the enemy base and make them sign a treaty to end the war and release all the poor people and furries and let them have free and uncencored internet?

Well if we want to be benevolent rulers, we have to offer them a peaceful option. Otherwise there may be people that will hold a grudge against us.. we also need to offer relief for those caught in the crossfire. *turns towards the puffins* Puffins! when you finish everything off, begin cleanup and help out the NK natives!! But maintain a standby position just in case. *picks a few of the tougher puffins* we'll march into NK HQ and offer them a chance to surrender. You ready ivikk?

Well, your plan seems more peaceful and meaningful. Well, I'm ready. *smiles and winks*

*We walk through the N.K. city, receiving gasps and finger pointing from every direction* We're almost to their HQ *we finally arrive at the HQ and start to sit down, I whisper to you:* something doesn't feel right... keep your weapon ready

*sits down* I feel that feeling too... There's definitely something wrong here. *holds belt that is bound to the rifle. I start to sniff a little* You smell that?
*takes out backpack and opens it and out I take some small gas masks that only cover the muzzle. I whisper to you* Here take this. Don't take it on unless you start to feel slightly funny or dizzy. *looks around, and is ready for everything*

*the NK guards whisper to each other and then glance at us* something is seriously wrong. *the doors to the room suddenly click and the NK guards pull out gas masks* IT'S A TRAP! *flips negotiation table and tosses a flash bang at the guards* Cover your ears! *covers ears just before the flash bang goes off, puts on the small gas mask and peeks over the table* they're down lets move! *kicks open the door, soldiers with gas mask start firing in the hall* the puffins must be under fire!

*I follow you in everything you do, but I didn't cover my ears good enough so I was slightly dizzy. I put on my gasmask* We must help the puffins! *fires at N.K. forces. Takes out a walkie talkie like thingy out of the pocket and radio to the tanks and mortar team* Take aim! KSHSHSH... Fire when I say "Fire" ! KSHSHSH.. Over...
Dude! Behind you!

[time we revisit this story]

*I turn around and take a bullet to the shoulder* GAHHHHH!!! *unloads a clip on the NK soldiers that got me and turns back towards you* Come on! we need to meet up with the puffin teams outside, I have another secrete weapon! I can save the puffins when I get to it!! This way!! *points to the end of a hall, but some NK soldiers are blocking it* take cover! *takes cover in a janitor's closest to the side and fires around the corner*

[Of course. It's da best storeh EVAH! :P]

*fires towards the NK soldiers* You okay?! *Takes a near by table and throws it against the NK soldiers and fires some rounds against them.* Run run run run! FAST! *pulls you with me as I run at the end of the hall. I opens the door and throws a flash bang* Go!

*still bleeding a bit* I will be fine! *charges out after the flashbang goes off* OVER THERE! *points towards a squad of puffins carrying two large cases fighting their way towards us* they've brought them! Follow me! *fights through the NK forces; when we make it two the puffins, I immediately open the cases revealing two super-suits* here put this on! *tosses you a super-suit; and then I get in mine. The suit powers up as soon as I lock in the helmet* you ready? >:3

*gets in the super suit* *In a really awesome action voice* I was born ready *takes on helmet and suit powers up* But dude. What does this suit do anyways?

It's equipped with trans-dimensional accelerators; you start moving a direction and will instantly move up to 100 meters in that direction, laser guided plasma charges; shoot it and guide it towards what you want to vaporize and it can take out anything as big as a cruise ship, kinetic boosters that allow for quicker punches and kicks, flying thrusters good for 30 minutes of flight on full charge, a super carbon-titanium weaved exoskeleton that makes you practically invincible but doesn't impede movement and it releases special healing nanites into your body when you're wounded, and various visual enhancement settings including thermal vision, xray vision, etc.

Just be careful, if you use too much power at once, you'll cause a meltdown in the compact fusion generator which may lead to a massive explosion. Just pay attention to your fusion-entropy meter. If it get near the red critical level, slow down!

*Charges into battle taking out over 50 NK soldiers in a matter of seconds.* The accelerators and kinetic boosters are amazing! *Aims wrist at a tank and fires a plasma charge, instantly disintegrating it* WOO! Did you see that!! And the meter is still in safe levels!

[Woahohoho! Slow down with those details! It was almost like reading a science thing about an arsenal on a suit. :P]

Woa.... *drools. Suit dries of the saliva* Phf..pofahshd... Wha.. what? It even dries the saliva! Well, let's check this button out... *points it at an NK soldier and presses the button. Crosshairs appear* Hey! Cool! Crosshairs. *shoots the NK soldier with the laser.* Warfare has never been easier! *sees NK jetfighters flying above us shooting at puffins. Aims both wrists at the jet planes and shoots a huge electric charge at them. The planes explode of over heating after 2 seconds.* WOAHAHAH! This shit is fabulous!

[sorry, got carried away with the science jargon X3]

The sky is the limit with these suits (like honestly.. they're not built for space lol) Just make sure you keep that meter below the red critical point! using energy-weapons will consume the power more quickly. *Jumps up in the air with the thrusters and takes out a dozen soldiers using the lasers* Now we need to save the puffins still trapped in the NK HQ. The suit has a built in manual. If you can't figure something, just think it and the appropriate help information will appear. Now back to the HQ! GO GO GO! *flies into the NK HQ. *

Okay! Understood! *Follows you to the NK HQ shooting a dozen of NK soldiers with the lasers.* Okay! We got to breach this huge door (about 50tons and 20 meters thick). *pushes it.* Dude... It ways a ton! *suit corrects me* It's 50tons and 20 meters thick. *I look oddly at the little paperclip dude on the left lower corner.* PAPERCLIP GUY?! YAY! *Paperclip guy says.* I've calculated how much energy you'll need to breach the door open. You gotta do it together for the suits not to melt down. You have to give it the biggest electrical shock the suits can manage against the door. *I look at you* That's... Kinda risky. Well, if paperclip guy says it we must do it. Okay?

I don't remember programming the paperclip guy in there O.o *paperclip guy pops up on my screen* "that's because you programmed to suits to take the most user friendly form. In this case, it was me!" *I respond* ..well that explains that! Anyway, you ready Ivikk? If we don't start at exactly the same time, one of our suits may overload. Paperclip guy, count down for us! *I point my hands towards the door and the paper clip guy starts counting down* "3... 2... 1..."

*I point my hands at the door and the paperclip guy in my suit counts with the other in your suit.*1... NOAW! *We both shoot the door at the exact same time. The door gets red of the heat and the constant charge of electricity, causing it to heat up. After 10 second the door explodes of heat. We fall on our backs, but quickly stand up again.* Dude! That was.... AAWESOME! Okay... Check the meter... Just above the red. The suits need a little cool-down. How do we do that?

It's too late! Eject it and hand it to me! I have enough power to take it outside and throw it in the sky along with mine! Mine will only last long enough to through them both far away! *paper clip guy says* "That's right! you have just over 30 seconds until critical meltdown!"

*Is pretty panicked*DAMNiiieiieieiIT!! *hurries to take the suit off.* HERE! THROW IT! THRAWW IEET!!!

*takes out the energy core and quickly blasts off out of the building into the sky. I throw your core and then take out mine and throw it and begin falling down. On reserve power I radio* EVERYONE TAKE COVER *A HUGE explosion lights up the sky and sends a power blast wave over the city, destroying windows and disrupting power in all electronics. It also knocks me out. An emergency parachute deploys but I still smack into the side of a building and fall roughly to the ground*

*jumps to the ground and covers my head as objects fly all around and windows get shattered. I stand up and look around in search for you. I see you hit the ground roughly and run towards you* You okay?! *I take a small medic kit out of a pocket* Dude... You awake? *I take out a disinfection liquid and pour it on some cloth. I put the cloth on one of your wounds*

*wakes up because of the sting from the disinfectant* aye... Ivikk? what happened? and why are there puffins flying around my head? O.o

You literally saved the puffins and our lives. And those puffins you're talking about, I can't see them. *puts some bandage on the biggest wounds* Okay. Tell me, are you still able to fight?

All in a days work.. *blinks my eyes* and I swear there were puffins O.o... anyway *proceed to try and get up nursing the wounds as I stood* I think I ca- *starts walking and immediately stumbles over myself and falls over* oof!... HEY! the puffins flying around my head are back!!

Okay... Man... I know what's wrong with you. It's the same thing that happened to me. You've hit your head on the wall in a special angle and speed which makes puffins fly around your head. It's called a puffin headache. I got meds for it right here. You can get some of mine. *Hands you a pill.* It'll work. Just when we come back you'll go to the doctor and get your own medicine. :P

O.o... *takes the pill and stands up* I feel... better *rubs forehead a bit* the puffins disappeared! *looks back at you* I'm ready to fight! Did you get the puffins out of the NK HQ?

Yup. [Even though none of the comments say so, lol.] *gives you your gun and mags* Here. You lost them, heh. Well, we gotta get out of NK. This place is dangerous.

[I wasn't sure if you were referring to those ones specifically lol]

*loads the gun and cocks it back* You should have some reserve power left, ask the paperclip guy to plot the safest course out of here! *starts firing at the NK soilders*

*Makes the paperclip guy come up.* Hey, Mr. Paperclip. Tell us the safest way out of here. The safest for the puffin army and us.
*Paperclip dude* Walk back into the HQ and through the city. Most of the people there are dead anyways, so it's pretty safe. And you'll get a plus. You could play dead somewhere around the bodies. Just remember to cover your faces. And for you Ivikk, your whole body, because the suit identifies you.

*a new large wave of NK soilders comes in* how many of these guys are there?! *starts heading for the HQ* lets get all of the puffins in there first! *starts defending puffins as the head inside the HQ* once we're all inside, rig the door so that it will explode when it's opened with *tosses you a grenade and some trip wire as bullets start whirling past us; I continue to return fire*

*After all the puffins have come in I set up the booby trap and plant even more grenades that I had taken from the dead NK soldiers bodies.*

It's ready! Now just run like you've never run before! *secures the area.* It's secure! I found about 10kilograms of C4 and it's attached to the booby trap! It should take most of them out! Just run like hell and as far as you can! *Pushes and commands the last puffins out. Looks behind and sees the NK. soldiers are getting close* RUN!!

Good job! *starts running with all the puffins, then suddenly: a giant ear-ringing explosion happens at the entrance* Woo! The trap worked!! keep going!! we're almost to the other side. *peers over shoulder to see the NK forces trying to recover and chase us*

*NKs shooting at us and we return fire. We arrive to the other side and enter the ruined, bloody, dead city. I radio to all of the puffins* Spread and hide! If you gotta kill one or more of the NK soldiers, do it silently so the sound of your guns don't attract more soldiers! Put the silencer on your guns! We're gonna take out one by one off the NK forces. Understood? Over!
*We spread and nobody is in the same place. Everybody is in the buildings hiding and watch over the city as the NK forces search for us.*
*I radio to you.* You're ready?

*radios back* yeah man *peers through a window and sees two NK soldiers searching the streets; radios to you:* Ivikk, lets take out these two guys before they enter the buildings! Do see them? we'll need to shoot at the same time otherwise they might figure out where we are *gets ready to shoot the one closer to me* are you ready?

*I radio back* I'm ready. *Aims at the one closest to me* In 3... 2... 1... *We both shoot at the same time.* Game over. Okay... Lets get to the rooftops so we can jump from building to building. By doing that we have a better overview of the city. Over. *runs up the stairs in the tall house I was in. Gets on the rooftop and looks around in search for you. I radio to you* You on the rooftop yet?

*responds* almost there! *a banging noise comes over the radio* damn door is jammed! *A loud crashing noise is heard over the radio and you see me break through a door on top of one of the buildings* there finally!! *I pull out a pair of binoculars and start surveying the city* It looks like most of them are concentrated in the main road and various allies. There are a few passing through the buildings too. We can't take them all out with just two guns..

*I radio back to you* Most of the puffins have guns and knives. And if the puffins have no weapon they're able to make one out of almost nothing. There are lots of empty apartments around so the puffins will more likely be armed with melee weapons. I gave them an IQ on 200, so I guess they're intelligent enough to make their own weapon or at least find one. Well, you'll see the NK forces decrease slowly as they enter the buildings. The puffins are taking them out.
Well, now you know that, we're not alone about everything. The puffins are also hiding in the buildings. This is gonna be like Stalingrad, Russia after the Germans had taken out the city. As soon as the Nazi soldiers turned their backs or were not conscious enough they'd end up dead. This is gonna be a fun stealth mission.

*watches the windows, radios back to you:* hah! you're right a few NK soldiers just disappeared in the building beneath you! *door opens behind me, I take cover and peak around* phew... it's only a puffin. *the puffin hides around the corner of the door and I hear more footsteps coming up the stairs* I hope that's more puffins *too NK soldiers emerge, the puffin immediately takes out one with his knife and I shoot the before he fires* that was a close one! *radios to you* Should we bother hiding the bodies? I still have a grenade or two left that I can use to booby trap them too.

*I radio back* I saw that. That's some hardcore stuff you two got there. Tell the puffin to be your "assistant", heh. You both will be a good team.
Hide the bodies and use the grenades wisely. I got a couple of grenades as well. I think I'm gonna search for explosives to use. *Jumps over to the neighboring rooftop. And walk through the door and down the stairs slowly. I see a puffin hurry up the stairs and NK soldiers following. I aim and shoot them one by one. The puffin comes up to me panting. I give the puffin some water. I give it one of the guns from the NK soldiers and put a silencer on it. We search for explosives and find some old TNT in an old abounded bazaar. I radio to you* We got some dynamite. About... *counts* 50 boxes of dynamite... That's heck of a lot. Lets make a huge booby trap with this one!

*radios* we need to form an escape plan! How can we use that dynamite to either end this battle or escape safely? I think we should should rig an area of buildings and trap the majority of the soldier in a fence of rubble. So then, they're stuck and they can't follow us or fight back. *the puffin assistant finish rigging the bodies* Alright, we're gonna make our way to you so we can help with that TNT.

*radios* Make sure the enemy doesn't see you on the way over here. Tell me when ever there's an NK soldier in the way and I'll take them out.
*sees one walk near by your building and takes him out* Or... That. heh. I'll just look around for NK forces near you and if there's one I haven't taken out just locate and tell me, and I'll take him out. *steps out on the edge of the rooftop and looks around*

[I feel like I've been gone forever :S]

Roger! *starts making my way into the building* it's too quiet... hmmm *I quietly come up to a doorway and the floorboards creak, I instantly freeze; I radio whispering* Check if there is a guy in the next room, 4th level down to the right. *radio silence*

*switches scope to heat-thingy thing (Can't remember what those are called) so I can see if someone is behind the walls. I see one NK soldier looking for something. I aim and take him out. I radio to you* Tango out. Though I can't believe the bullet went through the wall!

[I'd say heat vision or thermal scope lol]

*I check around the corner* kill confirmed! Nice shot!! *makes my way to the bottom of the building carefully avoiding anymore soldiers; radios to you:* I am at the bottom, are the streets clear?

[hehe thanks :P]

*Looks around on the street. Radios* If you're real quick then you can manage to run and hide behind objects on the roads. There are a couple of NK soldiers but if I take one out the others will notice. There are about 4 of them. Should we get the puffins that are here to take 'em all out at the same time?

*radios* too risky, and there might be more in the buildings across the street. We're gonna make a run for it *moves up to a car outside* guide me through!

*looks around and sees NK soldier wondering at the car you're at. I radio* Don't move. There's a NK soldier looking straight at you. *NK soldier tells a colleague of him to take a look behind the car. I radio again.* Okay... This is getting very risky. A NK soldier is heading towards you. I see there's a sewer just next to you. You can hide in the sewer until the soldier has gone or you can take him out behind the car and hide the body in the sewers. Your decision.

hmmm... taking him out will alert them eventually. *pulls off the manhole cover and hops in and then closes it just as the NK solider comes around the corner; radios whispering* that was close *takes out a flashlight and looks around* hey this looks like it will lead us strait into your building *I catch a giant wiff of sewer* eew! gross! *covers muzzle* I'm heading to you now!

*I giggle silently as I hear you in the sewer. I radio to you* heh... Okay. Eh... *checks sewer map on a weird GPS I just randomly have* I'll get the other end ready and cover it so no NK forces come near it. *runs down the stairs and opens a manhole that was placed in a basement like room in the building.* Here sure smells terrible... *covers muzzle*

*I quickly come clawing out of the sewer gasping for air* the stench!!! *dazed from the stench* piafpaf-sputter *takes a deep breath of air* we outta use their sewers against them *I get up feet covered in stinky raw sewage* ewh nasty! *tries to stomp it off*

Hehe. *covers muzzle* Oh, man you stink!... *realizes you said we're gonna use the sewers* Dude... Who's gonna plant the bombs in the sewers? *I ask in a hope it's not gonna be me.*

*looks around at the empty room* ...aye... I guess that means it's me. Do you have a mask or anything I can borrow? It's horrible down there... *looks down at the sewer and gags a bit* also... I want to be far away from here when we set this off.

Well... I should have given you this suit before we spread out... *holds out weird plastic-like suit and a mask* Ehehe.... heh... Well, yes... I understand. First of: huge explosion. Second: Stinky explosion,...... Okay. How much TNT can be in the sewers? Not exact number of stacks, but just a guess.

-.- you should have, goes over to corner... I'll rinse myself off in this old bathroom *comes out clean and fresh* that's better. Anyway, *looks at your GPS thingy* we don't need that much TNT below as long as we can scare them all to the same area. *I point at the screen* here! we'll put a little bit of the TNT under in the sewers, it's not too far from here and we can collapse some of the surrounding buildings so that they'll move all into that area. We should have enough TNT for it. *puts on the suit* you place it in some of the buildings while I'm placing TNT in the sewer

Alright. See ya in a minute then. *hands you some of the TNT to plant in the sewers* Be careful.
*I take some of the TNT and "smuggle" it in the surrounding buildings and plants it. After a while I radio to you* You ready? I'm going to evacuate our puffins out of the surrounding buildings discretely. The detonator is read 'n' all. Tell me when you're far away enough from the TNT

*splashes into the sewer and places the TNT, then heads through a tunnel leading to the edge of the city; I radio back* All done! Damn, this is gonna stink for the NK. Start the count down and end this war >:3

*radios back* All puffins evacuated. Blast in 10 seconds. 10... 9... Nah this take too long.... *presses the detonator and within a second a huge explosion is seen and heard* WOO! Did ya see that!? Okay! Now we just have to head home and take over the rest of the world!... Later... I think we all need a vacation after this big war. The south Koreans can take care of the rest.

*sips a soda* yeah, that was pretty exhausting. We might need a more efficient way to take over the world. But for now: what do wanna do as a vacation?
[You know... since we started this story, we've made the the JSI, entered a matrix world, found dragons, etc... we're so much more powerful than when we started x3]

Well, I don't know. Might go and just enjoy life. Take everything as it comes. No stress. Just being calm. Probably go to the pub and ask for some orange juice. *grins* Hehe... I'll go badassly in to the local pub and ask for some orange juice. :P
[It would be cool if we were this powerful in rl :3]

It'd be like an old western; you walk in, the bar goes quiet. Everyone stares at you as you go over to the bar and order some OJ, everyone gets upset and huge bar fight starts up. x3... but you want calm..... so everyone is just gonna be drinking orange juice and minding their own business. :P

Exactly. The local Juice pub for adults. No kids running around, hehe. And the peeps there are also calmer because there's no alcohol in it. mehehe. >:3

*goes into the pub and is that "obnoxious American" drinking and being annoying* lol... nah. I'm usually chill, *continues sipping soda*. Plus I don't drink a lot... never saw the fun in getting drunk.

[I'm sometimes so calm I almost don't breath :P lol ]

*goes in the pub with you and acts like a typical scandinavian alcoholic* LOL! Just kidding. :P *has no soda* I don't drink at all. It's like drinking petrol for me. :/ and the meaning in getting drunk I haven't found and never maybe will. (yoda, lol :P)

[...I'm kinda the opposite: I get so stressed sometimes that my blood veins bulge like I'm the hulk :s]

x3 lol, well there is some good alcohol. It's mostly personal preference. But yeah: most of it taste like shit (to put it bluntly). But there is no significant reason to getting drunk. I think more people use it so they have an excuse to be out of control or stupid. Drunk texts are completely intentional... I've always been able to text properly. Even in the few time that I have been "uber" drunk. Same goes for most behaviors while being drunk.

[I easily get stressed :/ But I just get tired of everything and walk away without saying a single word :P]
Agreed. Well, lets get some OJ. Bartender! Gimma da OJ! :P

[I'm trying to discipline myself into doing that... I'm mega stubborn. :/ I've gotten better but I have my moments]
Wooo!! OJ me up Bartender! *he passes me an OJ and I get mega "drunk" off it*

Dude... It's just Orange Juice... *sips of OJ* OH NO WAIT! AHH! MY THROAT IS BURNING!! *cough cough strangle cough* *I hold my throat and shout* DID YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING ALCOHOLIC?!?! *the bartender looks at the bottle and reads out loudly but calm "It says there is about 40%. You know we got a new alcoholic drink called OJ."*
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THE MEDICATION!! UAHGG!. [I'm not like this in rl though, lol. Though I'm very sensitive to alcoholic drinks :P]

[well... 40% is actually somewhat heavy liquor :P, someone that can't hold their drinks might get drunk of it in a few shots]
*still drunk* oh.... so I am actually drunk O.O... *goes over to a juke box and puts some money and starts playing dance music* WOO! *dances around the room* heheh *I see you're upset about the OJ* Ivikk are you alight? If you want I have an emergency teleporter to the JSI ship's medical room..

I CAN'T...... BREATHE...... *strangles and faints after the struggle* [well, I actually do choke when I drink heavy liquor. Not a funny thing... -.-*]

[O.o... that seems extremely unusual. But irl, there is no pressure x3. You're awesome enough not drunk :P]
IVIKK!! *I run over to you and activate the emergency transport, we're immediately transported to the JSI ship in orbit* help!!! Ivikk had a sip of alcoholic OJ and passed out *the puffin doctors run over and immediately start assisting you; an hour goes by while your in the doctor's care*

[Hehe. I don't want to get drunk x3]
*The doctors allow me to go out. I'm not able to speak. I have a pencil and a notesblock and I write to you "Probably karma"*

O.o... karma for what?! I've never seen you do anything wrong. :s He use this: it's a thought to voice translator. It filters out what you don't want to say... otherwise it might get stuck on a puffin loop. *puts a helmet on your head and presses a button to activate it*

*in the helmets voice* Probably the NK's. We'll figure that out... This ain't my accent! Why is it in London-ish accent?

well.. we've tried to do our best to help the NKs rebuild afterwards... And well, it's set to British accent by default. *I press a few buttons to fine tune it to your accent [I have no idea what you accent really sounds like o_o]* There? Do you like that better? or do you want the British accent back?

Well, lets test... NO! You've tuned it to Danish accent... That's not my accent, man... *I take the helmet off and tune it myself to Faroese/American/British mix and put it back on my head* There. Perfect. [Danish accent sounds horrible :P Here's an example → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy2KcDbRq4o I haven't been watching the whole video. (I GOT THE "W" RIGHT! WOO)]

:s sorry... but hey!! you sound normal... ish now! It still sounds a bit computer generated.. oh wait (flicks another switch that increases the quality of the voice) that's better! So how long did the doctors puffins say you'll be without your voice? [when I was listening to it, I was like "oh this isn't that bad" and then she messed up words SO terribly lol. I couldn't understand some of her speech it was that terrible.. then again, I have a hard time with people that have heavy accents anyway >.<. Any example of what yours sounds like? I really curious x3 (and you were bound to get it eventually :P gratz though lol)]

Well, thanks... The doctors said it wasn't too bad... Maybe I would be without a voice for a day or two. They also said I should not touch alcohol again, and if I just got a drop of alcohol it would burn like hell. [I'm putting overdrive to 15 of 10 :P]. Okay, so. OJ... ORANGE JUICE WITH MILK! :O

[Here's a strong Faroese accent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7mVJ5zL8M&feature=player_detailpage#t=328s. I should do a voice meme thingy so you could hear my accent. :P]

OJ + milk... that sounds horrible D:. At least you'll have your voice back soon.... I kinda scheduled a banquette to initiate the new crew members to the JSI in three days from now.... I was hoping you'll give a speech. OH and Miss Jackal is coming aboard too! :D *dances* anyway, you're good to go otherwise?... you're not gonna have anymore problems?

[doesn't sound that bad. It sounded a bit plain for English, but I could understand it. And that'd be cool lol. I don't think I have any good videos of me talking on the web. In the most recent video, all I do is swear pretty much lol]

Well, I guess I can do that. I might be a little hoarse, but I think I can handle it. Ice cream and Cola is awesome. Tastes funny. Well, okay. Let's get to do something! OFF TO VACATION IN A SHIP! *The helmet makes weird robotic noises* I probably should think quieter. :P

Why not ice cream and root beer?.... it's not alcoholic :P and is tasty :3 But yessh! We should visit some other planet :O. I heard the tropical planet is in perfect season about now! :D *the robotic noises continue* O.o... what are you thinking that's causing that.. it didn't happen during any protype tests. o_o

*attempts to speak with the helmet but without success. Bangs it against a wall and the robotic noises stop. Then says through the helmet* I have no idea what just happened.... and I did NOT attempt to browse the internet with it! *bad pokerface*

o_o... the wifi capability should have been disabled!! D: otherwise, someone can hack you. :s I haven't built the firewall!

Why didn't I get that to know before I started to use it! *instructions booklet falls from pocket* Oh there it was. *picks it up* :P

*In giant bold red letters on the first page inside the book it says "DO NOT USE WI-FI!"*... see!! you can't disable it either without connecting it to the JSI supercomputer and doing it manually... otherwise there might be brain damage! I will need go into your head through a virtual reality interface and do it manually. To the holodeck room!!

O.o ... Are you sure you want to go inside my head? And I'm not even sure that anything is compatible with my head.

well... as long as I keep the safety protocols on... I should be fine... and it's compatible, I designed it for our heads just in case we somehow went unconscious or something.

When would I be unconscious? Or will I have to be unconscious during the brain trip? I should go with you since I know my brain best... And so I can prevent you from touching the red box... I'm wondering why exactly "red", hehe. well, Holodeck! *walks of marching with you to the holodeck room*

Would it get super powers?

Trippy bro O_O

like yeah man @.@