Cats are weird... I once had a cat that would attack me if I ate cashews and wouldn't stop until I gave him one.

lol, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CASHEWS!?!

I know... I mean common, cats don't even eat cashews, quit bein' so damned crazy 'bout that and quit grabbing my feet and biting me!

Boots of intimidation +5

My cat hates anything shiny and black.

My cat's previous owners declawed her front feet, so she is terrified of 99.9% of things. Incredibly social and friendly, though. More like a dog than a cat.

Sadness for the declawing. My cat was thrown out of a moving car when she was about 5 weeks old. We saw her tumble off into the grass and thought she was trash, but then we saw her move so we turned around to investigate. It was sad someone would do that, but we didn't get their licence plate unfortunately. She had a scratch on her nose and she was utterly filthy, but the vet gave her a clean bill of health. She's doing good now. Sorry I have this habit of ranting about cats wtf, I dunno I just figure it might be why she's such a manic creature.

Cats are weird. Do not attempt to decipher their thought process, for that way lies madness.

they smell like DEATH.

Mine gets really mad If you poke his bum repeatedly and will physically chase you until he can bite then hes back to normal

My friend's cat hisses at you if you whistle to close to him :l and if you're close enough/whistle long enough he'll try to bite or scratch you.

thats cuz cats are weird. also I love ur icon good sir. were can I get a punching icon?

I made the icon, if you want one, note me! C:

Cats are wired

Funny, my cat has an undying urge to murder my feet...
Nowhere is safe...

This is both adorable and incomprehensible; like cats!

I had a cat for two days...and it really liked getting attached to my feet whenever I wore my work boots!