Border collie (unnamed): You're fat!
Storm: Don't call him that! You'll hurt his feelings.
Edwolf: Awww! It's alright, Storm. He hasn't offended me at all. It would take a lot more than that to offend me! Do you think I'm cuddly?
Border collie (unnamed): Yes. Coming to think of it, you're just like a big, big plushie yet you're always here to comfort us when any of us are sad.
Edwolf: That's the sweetest thing I've heard all day! How about giving this big, old wolfy a hug? *hugs Border Collie and Storm*

Note: If anybody has an idea for a name for the Border Collie, please let me know.