I've been having this recurring dream lately where I'm a this street festival. The Scientologists have a table set up, and I would always fuck with them, asking them about Xenu, and all that crap you can do to fuck with them. Eventually they always end up following me, and I have to escape their goons.
Somehow, that got translated into this thing here.
Somehow, that got translated into this thing here.
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they come to my house at least once a week. it's only funny to fuck with them the first one or two times then it just gets old. they just won't take no for an answer damn temple is right across the street from me too. some day i am going answer the door in nothing but my leather vest and giant spiked collar. i swear if i wasn't an hour form vegas i would lose my mind.
god your lucky. the people coming to the door aren't even the worst of it. when i first moved in there was a Mormon dude who lived upstairs. i kept coming home and finding jesus will save you from teh gay pamphlets on my bed and door to my room. the fucker was actually going into my room to put that shit on my bed. i got fed up so i put a filthy pic of gay furry porn on his door. he moved out two days later it was AWESOME.
I try to be tolerant of other people for their viewpoints concerning faith and religion, but a few groups like Jehovah's Witness and the Scientologists really push the camel's straw. They would contin to bug you into converting over even when you say no. My Mom and I once got a J.W. comic book in the mail and it had the central charcter getting scared into being one of them. It was so didatic the writer's 2x4 was striking you down heavy into the dirt repeatedly.
Scoientology..... I mean, look at what it did with Tom Cruise.
Anyway, that is a great scary looking picture the flaming, deadpan fox head and ugly robot suit really drives the point home.
Scoientology..... I mean, look at what it did with Tom Cruise.
Anyway, that is a great scary looking picture the flaming, deadpan fox head and ugly robot suit really drives the point home.
I just accidentally found their little hangout in downtown phoenix on the way to work the other day, thought I'd start off by sending them this drawing along with magazine subscriptions, and then eventually stand outside with a bandanna around my heard and a sign with that "Xenu is my homeboy" picture on it.
Eventually.
Eventually.
Also, here's my single favorite Wikipedia entry ever:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_.....logy_scripture
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_.....logy_scripture
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