I finally bit the hook and gave a certain piece of fanfic a chance. I've had my misgivings of it and it turns out I was right.

People keep telling me "it's longer than 'War and Peace'" as if that was a positive quality. Is it even longer than "War and Peace"? I don't know. Is it better than "War and Peace"? No.

All I can say that if I had printed it, it would have made a very nice thump when I pushed it off the table like in the picture.