Original here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8793753/

Hi all, I'm Mighty Miss Malamute, one of the new girl's in Teflon's writing stable and he decided to let me have a go at my own picture description. I mean who knows me better than me? Well, maybe my boy friend Clay, he does know me inside and out, if you catch my meaning and I think that you do. (Wink wink, nudge, nudge) Anyhoo, here I am in my work uniform, I think uniform just sounds more legit than 'costume', and posing pretty. Most of the local superheroes have dolls and posters at the Hero Store and I've recently been getting noticed out on the mean streets of Port Ransom. The manager at the Hero Store sent word that the dolls they designed of me (way cool) were doing well, but T-shirts and posters do better and asked me to make a pose or two. Hey, what girl doesn't want to be in her very own photo shoot? This is one of the first proofs, what do you think?

My suit is made of some kind of super tough scale that Clay developed so I'm essentially in a metal snake skin. Movement I make from inside the suit moves as smooth and elegant as any I make nude. Force from outside the suit causes the scales to lock into a plate, disapate the force then go loose again. My sexy little ears are in stiff cups of the scale material with mesh screens on the fronts to keep stuff out. I guess there's often rubble or body parts flying around when I do my thing. (kidding!) It does keep things out of my ears. On the back of those cups are microphones so don't even think of sneaking up behind me , unless it's to give me chocolate. Yum! Oh, and if you get too cute with me and I'm not in the mood? Well you notice how my boot soles are all silvery? That my dear friends is a titanium bottom so I cen get a real good kick in at a bad guy's dangly bits. Hey, every hero needs a signature move.

See you in my stories!


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