So Clark was playing ping pong with his best friend Ian
(pictured here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8596741/)
and wouldn't you know it? All the plastic ping pong balls got broken over time. So Clark came up with the alternative seen here. And there was much lulz. X3

Some things about Clark:
Age: 13
Sex: "Not yet."
Orientation: quite straight, but he gets homophobic slurs a lot because he's a bit feminized and doesn't like sports (except perhaps bowling) and he's awkward around girls.
Talents: Hmmm...hard to say. He seems to be mediocre at most things. Except possibly annoying most of the other kids by simply existing. His grades are lackluster and he has no extracurrics and a moderate case of chronic klutzitis.
Oh, but he does listen to music more than could be considered healthy. And being good friends with Ian feeds that habit quite nicely. As well as providing a de facto bodyguard to boot.


Title comes from color commentary which may or may not have been uttered by this bitch right here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8714168/