Aragh commissioned me to feature his FM character , this time at the driving range.
This is a rare one for me, that the golf ball is just a golf ball...not a smurf!
This is a rare one for me, that the golf ball is just a golf ball...not a smurf!
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That's why he's at the driving range!! xD
I've been playing for five weeks, so I'm at the point where I address the ball and think "bring arm up hip turn smooth NATURAL prolate follow through wrist bent elbow straight look at ball sit in chairBENFUCKINGHOGAN!! *derps and tries to kill the ball with extreme prejudice - shanks it straight in front of me and launches a swath of turf 25 yards, profuse cussing heard*"
I've been playing for five weeks, so I'm at the point where I address the ball and think "bring arm up hip turn smooth NATURAL prolate follow through wrist bent elbow straight look at ball sit in chairBENFUCKINGHOGAN!! *derps and tries to kill the ball with extreme prejudice - shanks it straight in front of me and launches a swath of turf 25 yards, profuse cussing heard*"
So what I'm gonna need you to do is:
Drink about a jillion beers. Stop caring about trying to kill it so much and think "THIS GAME IS HITBALL" and think about hit ball, not about how hit ball.
No but really, don't think quite so much when it's actually time to swing. Work on getting it feeling right on the range, and then when you're on the course, think a whole lot less.
Drink about a jillion beers. Stop caring about trying to kill it so much and think "THIS GAME IS HITBALL" and think about hit ball, not about how hit ball.
No but really, don't think quite so much when it's actually time to swing. Work on getting it feeling right on the range, and then when you're on the course, think a whole lot less.
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