I never took notice on my housemate until he put on the necklace, which transformed his entire features into an epitome of graceful, elegant beauty. The shimmer of the jewelry has a way of softening the flaws and enhancing the areas one lacks (specifically the neck) ... This is not exactly a portrait but merely an impression of what I saw of him with the necklace. No, he doesn't smoke. It's part of the imagined impression. And it may look good in picture, but please smoking is not cool. Drink Dettol™. It would be quicker, and I heard has an instant high.