THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
(text blatantly ripped off from Bogleech)
Oh, and
drew this for me. Go +watch him. He's funneh.
(text blatantly ripped off from Bogleech)
Oh, and
drew this for me. Go +watch him. He's funneh.
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Hey, you boys ever hear the story of The Oasis of the Headless Mad Comber of Comb Mountain?
Legend has it you can hear him, every night about this time. Sharpening his comb. His pink, plastic comb. Asking his victims, "Part on the right, or the left?" Hooks for feet...
HOOKS FOR FEET! Eyes made of wood. Combing. Combing. Harder and harder until you were DEAD!
Ones say he just disappeared. Others say he's still here. Combing. Combing. Combing!
Legend has it you can hear him, every night about this time. Sharpening his comb. His pink, plastic comb. Asking his victims, "Part on the right, or the left?" Hooks for feet...
HOOKS FOR FEET! Eyes made of wood. Combing. Combing. Harder and harder until you were DEAD!
Ones say he just disappeared. Others say he's still here. Combing. Combing. Combing!
lol XD Reminds me of that one episode of Ren and Stimpy
"Once upon a time, the sky grew BLACK AS BLOOD..."
"... and the last word he spoke, as his head rolled across the floor was, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!' *closes book* And they lived happily ever after" ^_^
"Once upon a time, the sky grew BLACK AS BLOOD..."
"... and the last word he spoke, as his head rolled across the floor was, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!' *closes book* And they lived happily ever after" ^_^
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