I made this at he bar. Just so everyone knows, I'll be teaching the lab section of Entomology next year. I know my bugs!

In a little bar called Orthopteroids, Erma Earwig searches for her one true love

Unfortunately instead of Mr Right, she finds Mr Right-Now

In nature, Female earwigs are attracted to the male with the biggest cerci (the pincer bitz), even though males are notorious cowards and won't defend eggs like a female will!