WHAT HAPPENED...

Before this image:
- complained the entire hike up.
- confessed her absolute hate for me for taking her here.
- I reassured her. Numerous occasions.
- We got to the top and she said she loved me because the view was grand.
- I climbed over the the one cliff I like and saw down in the seat thing and chilled while Vod took in ALL THE SIGHTS.

After this image:
- Decided to take the floral, vegetated, animal-infested side path back down.
- Enjoyed this, thoroughly!
- UNTIL We ran into a HORNET'S NEST.
- FUCK, YEAH, HORNETS. NOT SHITTING YOU AT ALL.
- Stood still, devised plan.
- Stalked off the trail into the spider nest invested unknown.
- Realized why I am the beta in team bamf, and why she's the alpha as she led the way.
- Redeemed self, slightly, and went ahead at the end.
- falls into black...stuff. Ew.
- Make it back to the trail, away from the hornets.
- I quickly move toward the road. More or less traumatized. /arachnophobia
- Make it to the road! Kiss the pavement! Exclaim our love for it!
- Begin walking the road back to the bridge.
- Get hit on my "the green bandana guys".
- Shout out that to come give us a fucking lift.
- IGNORED.
- BITCHES.
- Go get slurpees after surviving.
- High five, a lot.
- Make it home, take showers.

Then she shows me this image. I'm glad she creeped while I was creeping on Harpers Ferry.


Another Maryland Heights virginity it taken. By me. HAHAHAHA.