I'm fucking ANGRY right now. D:<
I'm REALLY fucking angry!
I'M INCREDIBLY FUCKING ANGRY AT XBOX AND MICROSOFT!
Know why? Tuesday is apparently when they released Beautiful Katamari for the XBOX 3-fucking-60. Now, some of you may know that dispite not liking XBox, I didn't hate it. Now I do. They've committed a sin greater than beating your own mother with the bones of your father's spine while simultaneously eating her liver with a spork fashioned from the intestines and gall-bladder of a nun! THEY'VE COMMITTED THE SIN OF MAKING A RE-MAKE (with shitty-ass new features) OF KATAMARI DAMACY! I damn all of Microsoft to hell and back, then to hell again while Bill Gates is forced to be eaten alive by overweight star wars and star trek geeks who are playing copies of the REAL Katamari and gnawing on him like a bucket of fried-fucking-chicken!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
THERE IS NOTHING BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS KATAMARI!!!!!
I'm REALLY fucking angry!
I'M INCREDIBLY FUCKING ANGRY AT XBOX AND MICROSOFT!
Know why? Tuesday is apparently when they released Beautiful Katamari for the XBOX 3-fucking-60. Now, some of you may know that dispite not liking XBox, I didn't hate it. Now I do. They've committed a sin greater than beating your own mother with the bones of your father's spine while simultaneously eating her liver with a spork fashioned from the intestines and gall-bladder of a nun! THEY'VE COMMITTED THE SIN OF MAKING A RE-MAKE (with shitty-ass new features) OF KATAMARI DAMACY! I damn all of Microsoft to hell and back, then to hell again while Bill Gates is forced to be eaten alive by overweight star wars and star trek geeks who are playing copies of the REAL Katamari and gnawing on him like a bucket of fried-fucking-chicken!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
THERE IS NOTHING BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS KATAMARI!!!!!
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ah <3 I'm just REALLY anti-sony right now. it seems like they're in this for nothing but the money... their prices are too high for such a disfunctional system. No rumble, they're removing backwards compatibility on all models, they already HAVE in europe. and this 'blue ray' crap. they look just as good as a DVD plater T.T not to mention it looks like shit on anything BUT an HD tv... everything they bragged about is a lie, and the 'sixaxis' is just another name for 'we stole this from nintendo at the last minute'
Sadly, bill gates looks GOOD like that! XD
When the xbox first came out, wasnt the stipulation that it was for harcore gamers? Unless you are doing some hardcore ball-rolling, we should attach a case of c4 to every xbox 360. If it detects the game is being run? BOOM! then noone will buy it in fear of thier lives! >=3
wait, people who play such game ALREADY are in fear of their lives.
When the xbox first came out, wasnt the stipulation that it was for harcore gamers? Unless you are doing some hardcore ball-rolling, we should attach a case of c4 to every xbox 360. If it detects the game is being run? BOOM! then noone will buy it in fear of thier lives! >=3
wait, people who play such game ALREADY are in fear of their lives.
Excessive, maybe, but I have my reasons. XBox ruined Abe's Oddworld and Panzer Dragoon, two of my favorite series. I don't want Katamari to go the way of the Oddworld. Besides, it was good enough as it was. By adding new features, they're messing with a great recipe that should not be tampered with.
Beautiful katamari was a doomed idea from the start. We love katamari turned out to be a very well balanced video game that kept up with the laughs as well as surprises that we all came to love. Sadly humanity is greedy and they did indeed ruin it finally for me when they put it out on the 360. I cannot express enough the dissapointment of how much they have failed in this new one.
To keep it short and simple, you do not have freedom in the game anymore, you have to pick up things they need you to pick up instead of well, everything! And the king is just not as out there anymore.
The picture also made me chuckle, well done
To keep it short and simple, you do not have freedom in the game anymore, you have to pick up things they need you to pick up instead of well, everything! And the king is just not as out there anymore.
The picture also made me chuckle, well done
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