When someone approaches you and tells you "Join the 'roo side, we have cookies", reveals that they are an acceptable kind of cookie, informs you that it also comes with a dental plan, and that the only potential downside is that people will frequently attempt to fatten you up, there is only one response.

Although I am told our judges would have also accepted "where do I sign up?"

And to who this was originally for, sorry my net konked out mid-conversation like that. :c And don't hesitate to pester me any time.