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This found it's everybodies favorite girly boy lopunny Les! And his opponent? Les! ... wait, what? It's Beauty vs the Beast (I'd say Beauty vs Beauty but Les would strangle me) for tonights duel! Don't miss it!!
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Pokemon & Yugioh NOT owned by me.
“What the HELL is going on here!?”
Les fumed as he looked around. He’d been wandering this place for what seemed like hours now and hadn’t gotten anywhere. All the hallways looked the same and every room was as empty and identical as the last… hell he was pretty sure this was a dream cause there was no possible building that could be made like this unless they were handing out architect contracts to a nutcase! He growled and banged on a wall in frustration before taking off running blindly through the halls hoping to get somewhere as he rounded a corner…
And went stumbling as he found himself in what looked like an open air gladiator arena. One that had been made by somebody with a WEIRD sense of décor… one side was completely done in shades of pink and the other, where he’d come out, had been done in shade of blue. He paused to look around for a moment as a heavy iron gate slid down sealing the way he came. Cussing under his breath Les walked further into the arena before shouting “HEY!!! IS THERE ANYBODY HERE! WHERE THE HELL IS HERE ANYWAY!?”
‘Hell is a good term for it… or at least it should be.”
Les was immediately on his guard as he looked around for the source of the voice. It was female but there was something very familiar about it… almost disturbingly familiar. He just couldn’t place ie. “Where are you!?” he shouted, not find his mysterious host as a teasing giggle echoed “What’s wrong brother? Your temper bothering you again?” there was a clanking sound as the iron gate on the pink side of the arena lifted and a figure walked out making Les’s jaw drop. It was… him!?
It looked like him at least… same height, same shape, near identical face… but this lopunny was a girl without a doubt due to the D cub breasts she had pressing against her tight tube top and the lack of a buldge in her pants. She smiled with bubblegum pink lipstick lips and giggled “You look confused brother, care to hear what’s going on?” as Les’s eyes widened as he realize her voice was just a higher, more feminine version of his own. As he jawed the air trying to vocalize his sheer horror and fury at this she just giggled and counted off on her fingers.
“One, I’m not a ditto mocking you. Two, I’m not a clone. Three, this isn’t your normal nightmare about waking up like me due to your condition. And four… you’re in a LOT of trouble…”
“… what the hell ARE you then?”
“I’m you. I could be you if you’d been actually BORN a girl or maybe I’m just your repressed feminine side. All that matters is that for here and now I’m the funhouse mirror version of you. Call me Lesley.”
“… fine Lesley…” Les all but spat the name “What the hell am I doing here?” Les asked… as he suddenly felt a weight on his arm. Looking he found himself wearing a dark blue duel disk with a loaded deck of cards in it. Look at his doppelganger he saw she had a matching one in pink as she smiled “Simple, my boss summoned me to duel you. Win and you wake up back in your bed safe and sound… lose and it’ll be like you had been born female from the start and I’m the one running the show. Not my style but I didn’t really get a say in it.”
“No way in FUCKING hell that’s gonna happen!!”
“Beat me then. Ready?”
“DUEL!!!”
“Duel!!”
Les LP: 8000 Lesley LP: 8000
“Ladies first!” she pulled the card off her deck, Les groaning in shame at how her breasts bounced as she did so. “And I’ll summon Bird of Roses in attack mode!” she slapped a card down as this leaf green bird appeared… literally. The scrawny things feathers seemed to be made of leafs and it had a rose at the end of each wing and one on its head (1800/1500) “Then I’ll set one card face down and end my turn!” she blew a teasing kiss which made Les shutter “Your turn brother!”
“Stop calling me brother!” he shouted as he pulled a card off his deck “And I got all the cards for my favorite combo right here so look out! First I summon Beast Striker!” An ape like creature with patched fur, huge tusks (one mostly broken off), and a pair of torn trousers appeared carrying a hammer almost as big as it was (1850/400)”Then I use his power to discard a card so I can special summon Moja from my deck!” he slipped a high level monster into his graveyard as a card shot out of his deck and a weird creature appeared. It looked like a black blob with two curly war like protrusion on what should have been its head and bright yellow face with big eyes and a weird smile (100/100)
“Next I play my Temple of the Sun!” a continuous spell appeared as a Mayan looking temple rose up behind Les “Which gives any monster I special summon from the graveyard 300 extra points… like my King of the Beasts!” the card he’d discarded earlier slipped out of his graveyard as Moja began to pulsate and grow. It’s black body becoming a mountain like form covered in thick dark hair and it’s ears becoming horns as it’s happy face changed to look like a skull and several yellow, skeletal limbs extended from it to hold its form aloft (2500/800) the temple behind it glowed as the monster roared and it’s attack went up (2800/800)
“By tributing my Moja I can special summon King of the Beasts from my hand or graveyard.” Les said, a smug smile on his face “Now I set one card… and have him attack your Bird of Roses!” The behemoth lunged forward at the bird as it let out panicked squawks before it was swallowed up in one gulp. Lesley just laughed and clapped “Nice one brother! I guess you knew about my bird’s effect then huh?” she asked as Les just gave her a blank look “Huh… well okay then! When my birds destroyed while in attack mode I can summon two plant type tuners to my field in defense mode! So say hi to my Naturia Rosewhips!” she called as two cartoon roses with happy faces on their closed bulbs appeared (400/1700)
Les LP: 8000 Lesley LP: 7050
“… what the hell do they do?” Les asked as he stared at the giggling flowers. Lesley just winked teasingly “Weeeeeeeeeell so long as they’re on the field you can only use ONE spell or trap card a turn!” she said making Les snort a little as he motioned that it was her turn. The giggling bunny bounced happily for a moment before drawing her card “Now…” she looked at her cards and then pouted softly “I hate having to do this… but I don’t wanna break my rose theme… so I play Star Blast! I’ll pay 500 lifepoints to reduce the level of the monster in my hand by one so it’s now three! Then I’ll summon her! Meet Koa'ki Meiru Gravirose!!” she called as a lady wearing a rose theme ballgown, thorns and all, and wearing a rose headpiece appeared cracking a thorny whip (1900/1300)
“Now I’ll tune her with my Naturia Rosewhip… boy there’s a lot of whips in this deck… ANYWAY! Three plus three lets me summon a level six synchro monster!” The giggling flower shatter into three rings which circled Gravirose as she became an outline with three glowing lights in it “Come on out, Splendid Rose!!” There was a flash of light as a new figure descended onto the field. It was androgynous looking and wearing an outfit split down the middle with leaf green on one side and black on the other. It’s boots together formed what looked like a bloomed rose around its lower legs and four vines trailed behind it (2200/2000) Les looked at with a raised eyebrow.
“… is it a he or a she?”
“Don’t know, don’t think it matters… and neither should you dear brother.”
“… what the hell is that supposed to mean?”
“Weeeeeeell you spend so much time trying to prove that you’re a GUY even now that your finally starting to get comfortable in your own skin… but I know you like some girly things as well too!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!!”
“Oh but I do dear brother… you enjoy a good make-over, cheesy romance movies, good perfumes… I could go on but the point is you shouldn’t deny parts of yourself just because”
“Shut. Up. Now.”
“There’s that temper of yours… fine then. I activate Splendid Rose’s effect! By removing one plant type in my graveyard from play I can cut one of your monster’s attack in half!” the vines trailing behind Splendid Rose lashed forward and wrapped around King of the Beasts, dragging it down to its knees as it roared in fury (1400/800) “Now then… Splendid Rose! Attack with Petal Pirouette!” the tights wearing monster gave a brief bow before springing forward and shattering the crippled monster with a single kick making Les cringe.
Les LP: 7200 Lesley LP: 7050
“Then I’ll set two cards and end my turn. You might want to try hard brother, as much as I’d love to come out and play I’d rather earn it fairly.” She called teasingly as the two cards appeared as a seething Les yanked a card off the top of his deck “I play Foolish Burial! I can send one monster from my deck to my graveyard!” he slipped the card into the graveyard slot before tossing another card from his hand “Then I use Beast Striker’s effect again to special summon another Moja!” the little monster appeared and promptly mutated back into King of the Beast “And tribute him to bring my king back!” he shouted as Lesley gave an appreciative whistle.
“Now… he attacks your stupid rose!” Les shouted as his king roared and charged forward… just in time to run into a huge thorny barrier. “My Wall of Thorns says otherwise. Now all your attack position monsters are destroyed!” Lesley called cheerfully as King of the Beasts and Beast Striker shattered. Les’s body glowed as his lifepoints dropped and a monster slipped out of his graveyard “Well when a beast type monster on my field is destroyed I can pay a 1000 lifepoints to special summon this!” suddenly a huge, moss green baboon wearing tree bark like armor and carrying a big wooden club appeared and roared (2600/1800) before gaining a boost from the temple (2900/1800) “My Breen Baboon, Defender of the Forest!”
Les LP: 6200 Lesley LP: 7050
“And he’ll continue the attack! Send her freak to the mulch pile!” Les shouted as Green Baboon charged at Splendid Rose… as Lesley’s other trap lifted “And I activate Plant Food Chain! This equips to Splendid Rose and raises his attack by 500!” the figure glowed as his attack shot up (2700/2000) as Les looked at her in confusion “That’s still not enough to save him! Attack Baboon, Woodland Clubbing!” the huge monkey slammed his club into the dancers chest shattering him as Lesley just smiled “Maybe… but when Plant Food Chain is destroyed I get to special summon a plant type monster from my graveyard… so Bird of Roses returns!” with a squawk the bird reappeared.
Les LP: 6200 Lesley LP: 6850
“Fine then… I set one monster and end my turn.” Les said as his face down monster appeared and Lesley drew her card “Hmmm… I think it’s time to reset! I tune my level three Rosewhip with my level four Bird of Roses!” one again Rosewhip shattered into rings and circled bird of Rose’s who became four orbs of light “To synchro summon my Black Rose Dragon!” a roar tore across the arena as the black skinned dragon with rose petal wings and armor appeared (2400/1800) “And I use her effect to destroy EVERYTHING on the field!” she cheered as with a flap of its wings the dragon unleashed a hurricane of rose petals which shattered Les’s baboon and his face down cards before dying down leaving the field completely empty. Les was grinding his teeth at that point.
“What was the point of that?”
“Well look at it this way… you have no cards in your hand and I have two, you have less lifepoints than me, and it my move.”
“……”
“… not everything is as simple and straightforward as you want it to be. Like your gender issues for example”
“SHUT UP!!”
“Fine. I summon my Blue Rose Dragon!” a child-like version of the Black Rose Dragon appeared except with its petals colored a royal blue (1600/1200) it gave out a little squeaking roar as Lesley gently patted its head “Now then… attack with Blue Hurricane!” she called as it flapped its wings sending a gale of blue petals at Les blowing him back a little. As much as he hated to admit it was rather pleasant smelling “And that’s all I can do for now, your go!” she called, bouncing on her heels.
Les LP: 4600 Lesley LP: 6850
Hand shaking with rage he pulled the top card off his deck and looked at it as his eyes widened a little. Usually this was a last resort… but his strategy had already been ruined so he didn’t have anything left to lose “I play Pot of Avarice!” the giggling pot appeared as Les shuffled his two Mojas, Beast Striker, King of the Beasts, and the monster he’d set before back into his deck and drew two cards “Then… I set this monster face down and end my turn.” He said as his facedown monster appeared.
“My go then!” she called pulling her card off her deck… as her cheerful expression faltered for a moment before returning to a smile “I can’t play anything else… so Blue Rose Dragon attacks!” she called as the blue, sweet-smelling whirlwind flipped Les’s monster up… revealing a flying squirrel (1000/100) “You just destroyed my Nimble Momonga! Now I gain a 1000 lifepoints AND get to summon the duplicates of it from my deck!” he called as his lifepoints shot up and two more face down monsters appeared “And then I’ll use the effect of my Green Baboon in the graveyard to pay those lifepoints and special summon him again!” Les shouted as his huge monkey reappeared with a roar (2600/1800).
“.. .very well. I end my turn.” Lesley said, grim look on her face again which was giving Les the shivers as he drew his card. “I set one monster face down… and my Green Baboon attacks your dragon! Woodland Clubbing!” the dragon let out a pained squeak as the baboon brought his club down on it and it shattered. “I activate my dragon’s effect then! I can now summon one plant type monster or Black Rose Dragon from my graveyard! I choose… Splendid Rose!” Lesley called as the tights wearing monster appeared again. “Fine then! I end my turn!” Les growled.
“… I’m sorry for this…” Lesley said as she drew her card “I tribute Splendid Rose to summon Queen Angel of Roses!” she called as a beautiful figure appeared. It was a woman with long flowing blond hair wearing an expressionless mask and a flowing rose themed dress. On her back were two large rose like angels wings and in her hand was a long broadsword (2400/1300) “She’s level seven but I can summon her with one tribute since I tribute a plant type. She has her own power but that’s not important at the moment… by tributing two level seven or higher plant type monsters, one on my field and one in my grave, and removing them from play I can now summon my decks strongest card!”
Suddenly Les was assaulted by a bright light and the overwhelming smell of roses as something descended from above in a rain of rose petals. It was a muscular figure garbed in simple armor and a loin cloth and completely colored the purest white he’d ever seen. Small wings sprung from the side of his head and his ankles as two sets of HUGE wings sprung from his back made completely of rose petals. The two wings on his right were colored as black as night and the two wings on his left were as red as blood as he gently descended to hover behind Lesley (2900/2400) “Meet my strongest monster…” she said in a somber voice “Rosaria, the Stately Fallen Angel!”
Les stared transfixed at the figure as Lesley closed her eyes and played the final card in her hand “And I equip him with Thorn of Malice.” Suddenly a mass of dark green thorns erupted from Rosaria’s arm wrapping around it and forming a squirming, seething weapon as they started to radiate a dark aura as the angels attack went up (3500/2400) "This can only be equipped to Black Rose Dragon or a plant type monster… it gives it several abilities. For example if it attacks a defense position monster it deals damage equal to the difference between its attack and your monsters defense.”
“B-but that means…”
“… I’m sorry brother. Rosaria! Attack with Thorns of Lamentation!”
Les screamed as Rosaria swung its thorn club at his face down monster, revealing it to be another Nimble Momonga (1000/100) but instead of shatter the squirrel the thorns shot past it and wrapped around Les raking across his skin before finally dropping him back to the ground gasping for breath “It’s other power…” Lesley said as Rosaria returned to her side of the feel “is monsters it battles aren’t destroyed in those battles. I now end my turn…… Les? Les get up!”
Les LP: 1200 Lesley LP: 6850
The lopunny was currently on the ground curled up in pain from the lashing he took from the thorns. He didn’t know if he could win this… there wasn’t any monster in his deck with enough attack points to match that angel. In fact he only had one card that could help him now… but what were his chances of drawing it at this point? He struggled to sit up, finally pick up that Lesley had been shouting at him to get back up and draw for a good minute. He blinked before looking at her in confusion “… why do you want me to get back up?” he groaned softly “… I though you got to be real if you won…”
“…” Lesley sighed and slumped to her knees so she and Les were now at the same level “Yes… yes I do… but do I want to? No. No I don’t.” she could see Les giving her a disbelieving look as she rubbed the back of her head “Look… I’m YOU okay? I’m all those little things you refuse to acknowledge, everything you refuse to be or do cause it’s too girlish for you. That’s why he sought me out and forced me to duel you.” She honestly sounded angry about that last part, which was rather refreshing since Les was sick of her peppy cheerfulness “He made it so I can’t go easy on you… which is why I was sorry for playing Rosaria.”
“… and it’s also why you kept bringing that stuff up…”
“Only for you to shout at me to shut up. I don’t want to take over your life okay? I just want you to stop denying parts of yourself… namely the parts of you that are ME!”
“… but I don’t think I can win…”
“When have you ever “Thought” about anything before? Don’t answer that one, cause I already know the answer is “not often”. Come on… you’re the kind of person who just DOES things come hell or high water. Get off your knees and draw your card! Show me that spirit that makes us… well… us!”
“… when the hell did I become so good at speeches?”
“Well one of us has to be able to sweet talk Kat.”
“Fine then… my turn!”
Les yanked the top card of his deck and shut his eyes tight for a moment in prayer before opening them to look at the card. He couldn’t restrain himself as he laughed out loud. It was impossible, but it happened! “I flip my facedown Moja face up!” Les called as the little creature appeared again “And then I tribute my Moja and Nimble Momongas to summon… Beast King Barbaros!” the three monster exploded into light as something rose up to take their place. A huge beast with the body of a black lion attached to the muscular upper half of a tanned human with long, wild yellow hair like a mane. It was clad in futuristic looking armor and carried a simple round shield in one clawed hand and a long lance in the other as it let out a loud roar (3000/1200)
“When Beast King Barbaros is summoned by tributing three monsters he can destroy EVERYTHING on your side of the field!” Les shouted as the giant beast let out a roar that shook the entire coliseum and shattered Rosaria and its equip spell, leaving only a smiling Lesley across from him “Now Barbaros! Baboon! Attack her directly!” he shouted as the two monsters jumped forward and swung there weapons… only to purposefully miss smashing Lesley as her lifepoints dropped all the same. Les gave her a playful smile “Your turn.”
Les LP: 1200 Lesley LP: 1250
She gently dusted herself off and smiled “Think you can maybe not ignore your girlish side as much anymore?” she asked gently, hand hovering over her deck about to draw “And that maybe I can come out a little?” there was a soft pause for a moment before Les nodded and she smiled placing her hand on her deck and signaling surrender “Good… the boss made a big mistake recruiting me… unlike the raticate and the eevee I’m not a sociopath.” she said with a giggle as Les just looked at her in confusion “Don’t worry about it… oh and you think would try a little lipstick sometime?”
“No.”
“Didn’t think so.”
Les LP: 1200 Lesley LP: 1250 SURRENDERED
Les LP: Win Lesley LP: Lose
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Les yawned as he sat up and looked around. He was in his dorm room… and Varen had snuck in bed with him again… and he had the darndest feeling that he’d just had a dream with some kind of importance… but he couldn’t remember what it was. Yawning again he just laid back down, content he’d remember it eventually. Maybe tomorrow he’d get a full make-over at the new salon that opened up, see how their work was, but for now he just wanted to sleep… and figure out why he couldn’t get the word “lipstick” out of his head for some reason.
The End.
This found it's everybodies favorite girly boy lopunny Les! And his opponent? Les! ... wait, what? It's Beauty vs the Beast (I'd say Beauty vs Beauty but Les would strangle me) for tonights duel! Don't miss it!!
Please enjoy, fav & comment, and have a great day! ^_^
Characters owned by me
Pokemon & Yugioh NOT owned by me.
PCA Duelist:
Make a Man Out of You“What the HELL is going on here!?”
Les fumed as he looked around. He’d been wandering this place for what seemed like hours now and hadn’t gotten anywhere. All the hallways looked the same and every room was as empty and identical as the last… hell he was pretty sure this was a dream cause there was no possible building that could be made like this unless they were handing out architect contracts to a nutcase! He growled and banged on a wall in frustration before taking off running blindly through the halls hoping to get somewhere as he rounded a corner…
And went stumbling as he found himself in what looked like an open air gladiator arena. One that had been made by somebody with a WEIRD sense of décor… one side was completely done in shades of pink and the other, where he’d come out, had been done in shade of blue. He paused to look around for a moment as a heavy iron gate slid down sealing the way he came. Cussing under his breath Les walked further into the arena before shouting “HEY!!! IS THERE ANYBODY HERE! WHERE THE HELL IS HERE ANYWAY!?”
‘Hell is a good term for it… or at least it should be.”
Les was immediately on his guard as he looked around for the source of the voice. It was female but there was something very familiar about it… almost disturbingly familiar. He just couldn’t place ie. “Where are you!?” he shouted, not find his mysterious host as a teasing giggle echoed “What’s wrong brother? Your temper bothering you again?” there was a clanking sound as the iron gate on the pink side of the arena lifted and a figure walked out making Les’s jaw drop. It was… him!?
It looked like him at least… same height, same shape, near identical face… but this lopunny was a girl without a doubt due to the D cub breasts she had pressing against her tight tube top and the lack of a buldge in her pants. She smiled with bubblegum pink lipstick lips and giggled “You look confused brother, care to hear what’s going on?” as Les’s eyes widened as he realize her voice was just a higher, more feminine version of his own. As he jawed the air trying to vocalize his sheer horror and fury at this she just giggled and counted off on her fingers.
“One, I’m not a ditto mocking you. Two, I’m not a clone. Three, this isn’t your normal nightmare about waking up like me due to your condition. And four… you’re in a LOT of trouble…”
“… what the hell ARE you then?”
“I’m you. I could be you if you’d been actually BORN a girl or maybe I’m just your repressed feminine side. All that matters is that for here and now I’m the funhouse mirror version of you. Call me Lesley.”
“… fine Lesley…” Les all but spat the name “What the hell am I doing here?” Les asked… as he suddenly felt a weight on his arm. Looking he found himself wearing a dark blue duel disk with a loaded deck of cards in it. Look at his doppelganger he saw she had a matching one in pink as she smiled “Simple, my boss summoned me to duel you. Win and you wake up back in your bed safe and sound… lose and it’ll be like you had been born female from the start and I’m the one running the show. Not my style but I didn’t really get a say in it.”
“No way in FUCKING hell that’s gonna happen!!”
“Beat me then. Ready?”
“DUEL!!!”
“Duel!!”
Les LP: 8000 Lesley LP: 8000
“Ladies first!” she pulled the card off her deck, Les groaning in shame at how her breasts bounced as she did so. “And I’ll summon Bird of Roses in attack mode!” she slapped a card down as this leaf green bird appeared… literally. The scrawny things feathers seemed to be made of leafs and it had a rose at the end of each wing and one on its head (1800/1500) “Then I’ll set one card face down and end my turn!” she blew a teasing kiss which made Les shutter “Your turn brother!”
“Stop calling me brother!” he shouted as he pulled a card off his deck “And I got all the cards for my favorite combo right here so look out! First I summon Beast Striker!” An ape like creature with patched fur, huge tusks (one mostly broken off), and a pair of torn trousers appeared carrying a hammer almost as big as it was (1850/400)”Then I use his power to discard a card so I can special summon Moja from my deck!” he slipped a high level monster into his graveyard as a card shot out of his deck and a weird creature appeared. It looked like a black blob with two curly war like protrusion on what should have been its head and bright yellow face with big eyes and a weird smile (100/100)
“Next I play my Temple of the Sun!” a continuous spell appeared as a Mayan looking temple rose up behind Les “Which gives any monster I special summon from the graveyard 300 extra points… like my King of the Beasts!” the card he’d discarded earlier slipped out of his graveyard as Moja began to pulsate and grow. It’s black body becoming a mountain like form covered in thick dark hair and it’s ears becoming horns as it’s happy face changed to look like a skull and several yellow, skeletal limbs extended from it to hold its form aloft (2500/800) the temple behind it glowed as the monster roared and it’s attack went up (2800/800)
“By tributing my Moja I can special summon King of the Beasts from my hand or graveyard.” Les said, a smug smile on his face “Now I set one card… and have him attack your Bird of Roses!” The behemoth lunged forward at the bird as it let out panicked squawks before it was swallowed up in one gulp. Lesley just laughed and clapped “Nice one brother! I guess you knew about my bird’s effect then huh?” she asked as Les just gave her a blank look “Huh… well okay then! When my birds destroyed while in attack mode I can summon two plant type tuners to my field in defense mode! So say hi to my Naturia Rosewhips!” she called as two cartoon roses with happy faces on their closed bulbs appeared (400/1700)
Les LP: 8000 Lesley LP: 7050
“… what the hell do they do?” Les asked as he stared at the giggling flowers. Lesley just winked teasingly “Weeeeeeeeeell so long as they’re on the field you can only use ONE spell or trap card a turn!” she said making Les snort a little as he motioned that it was her turn. The giggling bunny bounced happily for a moment before drawing her card “Now…” she looked at her cards and then pouted softly “I hate having to do this… but I don’t wanna break my rose theme… so I play Star Blast! I’ll pay 500 lifepoints to reduce the level of the monster in my hand by one so it’s now three! Then I’ll summon her! Meet Koa'ki Meiru Gravirose!!” she called as a lady wearing a rose theme ballgown, thorns and all, and wearing a rose headpiece appeared cracking a thorny whip (1900/1300)
“Now I’ll tune her with my Naturia Rosewhip… boy there’s a lot of whips in this deck… ANYWAY! Three plus three lets me summon a level six synchro monster!” The giggling flower shatter into three rings which circled Gravirose as she became an outline with three glowing lights in it “Come on out, Splendid Rose!!” There was a flash of light as a new figure descended onto the field. It was androgynous looking and wearing an outfit split down the middle with leaf green on one side and black on the other. It’s boots together formed what looked like a bloomed rose around its lower legs and four vines trailed behind it (2200/2000) Les looked at with a raised eyebrow.
“… is it a he or a she?”
“Don’t know, don’t think it matters… and neither should you dear brother.”
“… what the hell is that supposed to mean?”
“Weeeeeeell you spend so much time trying to prove that you’re a GUY even now that your finally starting to get comfortable in your own skin… but I know you like some girly things as well too!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!!”
“Oh but I do dear brother… you enjoy a good make-over, cheesy romance movies, good perfumes… I could go on but the point is you shouldn’t deny parts of yourself just because”
“Shut. Up. Now.”
“There’s that temper of yours… fine then. I activate Splendid Rose’s effect! By removing one plant type in my graveyard from play I can cut one of your monster’s attack in half!” the vines trailing behind Splendid Rose lashed forward and wrapped around King of the Beasts, dragging it down to its knees as it roared in fury (1400/800) “Now then… Splendid Rose! Attack with Petal Pirouette!” the tights wearing monster gave a brief bow before springing forward and shattering the crippled monster with a single kick making Les cringe.
Les LP: 7200 Lesley LP: 7050
“Then I’ll set two cards and end my turn. You might want to try hard brother, as much as I’d love to come out and play I’d rather earn it fairly.” She called teasingly as the two cards appeared as a seething Les yanked a card off the top of his deck “I play Foolish Burial! I can send one monster from my deck to my graveyard!” he slipped the card into the graveyard slot before tossing another card from his hand “Then I use Beast Striker’s effect again to special summon another Moja!” the little monster appeared and promptly mutated back into King of the Beast “And tribute him to bring my king back!” he shouted as Lesley gave an appreciative whistle.
“Now… he attacks your stupid rose!” Les shouted as his king roared and charged forward… just in time to run into a huge thorny barrier. “My Wall of Thorns says otherwise. Now all your attack position monsters are destroyed!” Lesley called cheerfully as King of the Beasts and Beast Striker shattered. Les’s body glowed as his lifepoints dropped and a monster slipped out of his graveyard “Well when a beast type monster on my field is destroyed I can pay a 1000 lifepoints to special summon this!” suddenly a huge, moss green baboon wearing tree bark like armor and carrying a big wooden club appeared and roared (2600/1800) before gaining a boost from the temple (2900/1800) “My Breen Baboon, Defender of the Forest!”
Les LP: 6200 Lesley LP: 7050
“And he’ll continue the attack! Send her freak to the mulch pile!” Les shouted as Green Baboon charged at Splendid Rose… as Lesley’s other trap lifted “And I activate Plant Food Chain! This equips to Splendid Rose and raises his attack by 500!” the figure glowed as his attack shot up (2700/2000) as Les looked at her in confusion “That’s still not enough to save him! Attack Baboon, Woodland Clubbing!” the huge monkey slammed his club into the dancers chest shattering him as Lesley just smiled “Maybe… but when Plant Food Chain is destroyed I get to special summon a plant type monster from my graveyard… so Bird of Roses returns!” with a squawk the bird reappeared.
Les LP: 6200 Lesley LP: 6850
“Fine then… I set one monster and end my turn.” Les said as his face down monster appeared and Lesley drew her card “Hmmm… I think it’s time to reset! I tune my level three Rosewhip with my level four Bird of Roses!” one again Rosewhip shattered into rings and circled bird of Rose’s who became four orbs of light “To synchro summon my Black Rose Dragon!” a roar tore across the arena as the black skinned dragon with rose petal wings and armor appeared (2400/1800) “And I use her effect to destroy EVERYTHING on the field!” she cheered as with a flap of its wings the dragon unleashed a hurricane of rose petals which shattered Les’s baboon and his face down cards before dying down leaving the field completely empty. Les was grinding his teeth at that point.
“What was the point of that?”
“Well look at it this way… you have no cards in your hand and I have two, you have less lifepoints than me, and it my move.”
“……”
“… not everything is as simple and straightforward as you want it to be. Like your gender issues for example”
“SHUT UP!!”
“Fine. I summon my Blue Rose Dragon!” a child-like version of the Black Rose Dragon appeared except with its petals colored a royal blue (1600/1200) it gave out a little squeaking roar as Lesley gently patted its head “Now then… attack with Blue Hurricane!” she called as it flapped its wings sending a gale of blue petals at Les blowing him back a little. As much as he hated to admit it was rather pleasant smelling “And that’s all I can do for now, your go!” she called, bouncing on her heels.
Les LP: 4600 Lesley LP: 6850
Hand shaking with rage he pulled the top card off his deck and looked at it as his eyes widened a little. Usually this was a last resort… but his strategy had already been ruined so he didn’t have anything left to lose “I play Pot of Avarice!” the giggling pot appeared as Les shuffled his two Mojas, Beast Striker, King of the Beasts, and the monster he’d set before back into his deck and drew two cards “Then… I set this monster face down and end my turn.” He said as his facedown monster appeared.
“My go then!” she called pulling her card off her deck… as her cheerful expression faltered for a moment before returning to a smile “I can’t play anything else… so Blue Rose Dragon attacks!” she called as the blue, sweet-smelling whirlwind flipped Les’s monster up… revealing a flying squirrel (1000/100) “You just destroyed my Nimble Momonga! Now I gain a 1000 lifepoints AND get to summon the duplicates of it from my deck!” he called as his lifepoints shot up and two more face down monsters appeared “And then I’ll use the effect of my Green Baboon in the graveyard to pay those lifepoints and special summon him again!” Les shouted as his huge monkey reappeared with a roar (2600/1800).
“.. .very well. I end my turn.” Lesley said, grim look on her face again which was giving Les the shivers as he drew his card. “I set one monster face down… and my Green Baboon attacks your dragon! Woodland Clubbing!” the dragon let out a pained squeak as the baboon brought his club down on it and it shattered. “I activate my dragon’s effect then! I can now summon one plant type monster or Black Rose Dragon from my graveyard! I choose… Splendid Rose!” Lesley called as the tights wearing monster appeared again. “Fine then! I end my turn!” Les growled.
“… I’m sorry for this…” Lesley said as she drew her card “I tribute Splendid Rose to summon Queen Angel of Roses!” she called as a beautiful figure appeared. It was a woman with long flowing blond hair wearing an expressionless mask and a flowing rose themed dress. On her back were two large rose like angels wings and in her hand was a long broadsword (2400/1300) “She’s level seven but I can summon her with one tribute since I tribute a plant type. She has her own power but that’s not important at the moment… by tributing two level seven or higher plant type monsters, one on my field and one in my grave, and removing them from play I can now summon my decks strongest card!”
Suddenly Les was assaulted by a bright light and the overwhelming smell of roses as something descended from above in a rain of rose petals. It was a muscular figure garbed in simple armor and a loin cloth and completely colored the purest white he’d ever seen. Small wings sprung from the side of his head and his ankles as two sets of HUGE wings sprung from his back made completely of rose petals. The two wings on his right were colored as black as night and the two wings on his left were as red as blood as he gently descended to hover behind Lesley (2900/2400) “Meet my strongest monster…” she said in a somber voice “Rosaria, the Stately Fallen Angel!”
Les stared transfixed at the figure as Lesley closed her eyes and played the final card in her hand “And I equip him with Thorn of Malice.” Suddenly a mass of dark green thorns erupted from Rosaria’s arm wrapping around it and forming a squirming, seething weapon as they started to radiate a dark aura as the angels attack went up (3500/2400) "This can only be equipped to Black Rose Dragon or a plant type monster… it gives it several abilities. For example if it attacks a defense position monster it deals damage equal to the difference between its attack and your monsters defense.”
“B-but that means…”
“… I’m sorry brother. Rosaria! Attack with Thorns of Lamentation!”
Les screamed as Rosaria swung its thorn club at his face down monster, revealing it to be another Nimble Momonga (1000/100) but instead of shatter the squirrel the thorns shot past it and wrapped around Les raking across his skin before finally dropping him back to the ground gasping for breath “It’s other power…” Lesley said as Rosaria returned to her side of the feel “is monsters it battles aren’t destroyed in those battles. I now end my turn…… Les? Les get up!”
Les LP: 1200 Lesley LP: 6850
The lopunny was currently on the ground curled up in pain from the lashing he took from the thorns. He didn’t know if he could win this… there wasn’t any monster in his deck with enough attack points to match that angel. In fact he only had one card that could help him now… but what were his chances of drawing it at this point? He struggled to sit up, finally pick up that Lesley had been shouting at him to get back up and draw for a good minute. He blinked before looking at her in confusion “… why do you want me to get back up?” he groaned softly “… I though you got to be real if you won…”
“…” Lesley sighed and slumped to her knees so she and Les were now at the same level “Yes… yes I do… but do I want to? No. No I don’t.” she could see Les giving her a disbelieving look as she rubbed the back of her head “Look… I’m YOU okay? I’m all those little things you refuse to acknowledge, everything you refuse to be or do cause it’s too girlish for you. That’s why he sought me out and forced me to duel you.” She honestly sounded angry about that last part, which was rather refreshing since Les was sick of her peppy cheerfulness “He made it so I can’t go easy on you… which is why I was sorry for playing Rosaria.”
“… and it’s also why you kept bringing that stuff up…”
“Only for you to shout at me to shut up. I don’t want to take over your life okay? I just want you to stop denying parts of yourself… namely the parts of you that are ME!”
“… but I don’t think I can win…”
“When have you ever “Thought” about anything before? Don’t answer that one, cause I already know the answer is “not often”. Come on… you’re the kind of person who just DOES things come hell or high water. Get off your knees and draw your card! Show me that spirit that makes us… well… us!”
“… when the hell did I become so good at speeches?”
“Well one of us has to be able to sweet talk Kat.”
“Fine then… my turn!”
Les yanked the top card of his deck and shut his eyes tight for a moment in prayer before opening them to look at the card. He couldn’t restrain himself as he laughed out loud. It was impossible, but it happened! “I flip my facedown Moja face up!” Les called as the little creature appeared again “And then I tribute my Moja and Nimble Momongas to summon… Beast King Barbaros!” the three monster exploded into light as something rose up to take their place. A huge beast with the body of a black lion attached to the muscular upper half of a tanned human with long, wild yellow hair like a mane. It was clad in futuristic looking armor and carried a simple round shield in one clawed hand and a long lance in the other as it let out a loud roar (3000/1200)
“When Beast King Barbaros is summoned by tributing three monsters he can destroy EVERYTHING on your side of the field!” Les shouted as the giant beast let out a roar that shook the entire coliseum and shattered Rosaria and its equip spell, leaving only a smiling Lesley across from him “Now Barbaros! Baboon! Attack her directly!” he shouted as the two monsters jumped forward and swung there weapons… only to purposefully miss smashing Lesley as her lifepoints dropped all the same. Les gave her a playful smile “Your turn.”
Les LP: 1200 Lesley LP: 1250
She gently dusted herself off and smiled “Think you can maybe not ignore your girlish side as much anymore?” she asked gently, hand hovering over her deck about to draw “And that maybe I can come out a little?” there was a soft pause for a moment before Les nodded and she smiled placing her hand on her deck and signaling surrender “Good… the boss made a big mistake recruiting me… unlike the raticate and the eevee I’m not a sociopath.” she said with a giggle as Les just looked at her in confusion “Don’t worry about it… oh and you think would try a little lipstick sometime?”
“No.”
“Didn’t think so.”
Les LP: 1200 Lesley LP: 1250 SURRENDERED
Les LP: Win Lesley LP: Lose
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Les yawned as he sat up and looked around. He was in his dorm room… and Varen had snuck in bed with him again… and he had the darndest feeling that he’d just had a dream with some kind of importance… but he couldn’t remember what it was. Yawning again he just laid back down, content he’d remember it eventually. Maybe tomorrow he’d get a full make-over at the new salon that opened up, see how their work was, but for now he just wanted to sleep… and figure out why he couldn’t get the word “lipstick” out of his head for some reason.
The End.
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Black Rooose Dragon :O!! My friend would play that to screw with everyone it always pissed me off. Girly/ very effective deck vs manly/ straightforward deck. Kinda reminds me a game with bakura vs yugi. Lol funny saying I'm not a sociopath.
*looks at Les tilts his head to the right* hmm? =^w^= mew?
*looks at Les tilts his head to the right* hmm? =^w^= mew?
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