a ture story of my classmate and me (the wolf) in high school

Translation：

Wolf: Hey, Barrey, let's take a massage, OK? The heavy homework makes me have pains in the loins and back.

Bear feels so comfortable.

Wolf: OK, it's my trun.
Bear: All right, ready now?

Then the bear slaps the wolf's back. Obvious the bear-attack makes the wolf feel more pain.
Bear: Oops!


Never ask a bear to do massage for you...