Hey there folks! ^_^ And now for something completely different.

I have been a fan of card games most of my life and have dabbled in a lot of them including Yugioh. While I don't play anymore (for reasons that'll be explained later) I still keep up to date on the cards and enjoy the monster designs... so in an attempt to lift my spirits I give you my latest mix-and-match story... PCA Duelist! =D

Now keep in mind this is COMPLETELY non-cannon and just for fun so please don't take it too seriously... anyway here's our first match for the day...

Petie vs his asshole of an older brother Jr.! Will the teddiursa overcome his fear of Jr. in time to win and save himself or will vengance belong to the raticate? It's sweet vs bitter in today's match up! It's time to d-d-d-duel!!

Anyway REALLY looking for input on this story =3 should I make more? If I did would anybody care? Let me know okay?

Oh and if anybody's curious ALL the cards in this story are real. You can look them up if you'd like.

Please enjoy, fav & comment, and have a great day ^_^


Characters owned by me
Pokemon & Yu-Gi-Oh NOT owned by me

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PCA Duelist:
Brother my Brother



“Ugh… ugugoo… wha…?”

Petie groaned as he sat up and rubbed his pounding head. It felt like he’d watched another of Spike’s attempts at making music videos in surround sound… that or somebody slipped extra strength honey in his milk again. Sitting up he took stock of himself. He was wearing just his extra thick night time diapers and a loose t-shirt with “Candy” printed on the front, his normal sleepwear for the summer. He then noticed the weird contraption on his wrist. It looked like one of those Duel Disk things from the “Yu-Gi-Oh” show… but his size and in baby blue. It even had his deck of cards in it. Getting up he put that out of his mind for a moment as he looked around to see where he was…

And promptly screamed like a little girl.

He was in some tie-dye void of swirling colors! It was like somebody had dribbled paint on oil and was swirling it around as far as he could see like a sickening aurora borealis! The only break in the swirling mix was the huge, white, circular disk he seemed to be standing on which was floating there with no visible means of support. Petie felt his head spin as he fell on his bottom and fear clutched at his gut. Where was he? And more importantly how did he get here and how was he going to get back!?

“I see you already wet you’re self, pathetic.”

Petie automatically flinched at hearing that voice as he whimpered and slowly turned around, trembling with fear. Standing not ten feet from him, as large as life and as terrible as a nightmare, was Alex Jr. his older brother. The raticate looked just as he had before the wedding, confident, arrogant, and powerful. He was wearing a sports jersey and uniform like always but on his wrist was a duel disk made of a smoky, gunmetal grey material. The burning hatred in his glare made Petie wish he could just curl up and vanish as he scooted back on his padded butt to get away from his big brother.

“Bu… bu… bu…”

“But you took care of me at the wedding? That’s what you’re trying to say with that baby gibberish, right?”

“Uh huh…”

“Well maybe you did, but I’m here right now and we’re gonna settle this.”

“W-what!? I… I’m na gonna fight yu!!”

“Smart… but this isn’t a fight you diaper filling brat. We’re going to duel!”

Petie stared at Jr. in confusion for a moment. Since when did his big brother play card games? And since when did his big brother play card games over just beating him bloody? What was going on here? A dangerous growl from Jr. snapped Petie out of it as he scurried to his feet “O-otay! Er… okay! I’ll duel you!” he quickly shouted, not going to look a gift horse in the mouth if it meant he didn’t get beaten up. Chances were this was just some crazy dream anyway so why shouldn’t he play along?

“Good. Lets get this over with. DUEL!!”

“D-duel!”

Petie LP: 8000 Jr. LP: 8000

Petie squeaked in surprise as his duel disk suddenly activated as Jr.’s did the same. Before Petie could respond the raticate yanked out his starting hand “I’ll go first!” he shouted before drawing his card and just as quickly slapping it down on the disk “I set one monster in defense mode! Turn end!” a sideways face down card materialized in front of Jr. as Petie stared in awe. He gulped nervously for a moment before drawing his own card and looking over his hand… which was actually not bad. He might be able to do this…

“I summon Madolche Mille-feuille!” he shouted as he slapped a card down and the smell of sweets and confectionary filled the air as a pink cat dressed in a musketeer hat appeared (500/300)”And due to his effect when he’s normal summoned I get to special summon another Madolche monster from my hand!” Petie called, feeling more confident now “Like my Madolche Croiwanssant!” he finished slapping another card down as an adorable puppy with floppy ears, a bell on its collar, and a little hat appeared (1500/1200). Jr. just sneered at this “Baby monsters for my baby brother, how suiting. Even your cards are pathetic.”

“O-oh yeah?” Petie stuttered, a little of his old shame creeping back into him at his brothers words “W-well I use Croiwanssant ability! I can return a Madolche monster to my hand.” Mille-feuille disappeared as Petie picked its card off his disk “To raise his level by 1 and his attack by 300!” the puppy barked happily as it glowed with power (Level 4/1800/1200) “And I have him attack your face down card! Sweet Pounce!” Barking happily the puppy bounded over to the face down card and jumped on it revealing a warrior in white medieval armor and carrying two lances. He groaned for a moment before shattering.

“I set one card and then I’ll end my turn!” Petie added as a face down card appeared in his spell & trap card zone. He was feeling pretty confident… till Jr.’s mocking laughter deflated that like a party balloon. “Pathetic! Just like always! You never COULD do anything right without Momma or Sarah holding your hand could you? Cept suck your thumb and fill your diapers anyway…” Petie winced, resisting the urge to suck his thumb for comfort at that comment as Jr. drew his card “Now watch how a grown up plays this game!”

“I play Reinforcement of the Army to add a Heroic Challenger Double Lance to my hand!” Jr. called as the magic card appeared and the chosen monster slipped out of his deck “Then I play Double Summon. Now pay close attention, this may be too much for your empty little head to take in… first I summon my Heroic Challenger Double Lance!” A copy of the monster Petie had just destroyed appeared on the field holding its weapons threateningly (1700/900) “And due to his effect I can summon the one you destroyed to the field in defense mode!” a copy of the warrior appeared crossing his lances in front of him “And next… I’m going to Xyz summon with them!”

The two monsters turned into orbs of light and converged together as a new warrior appeared riding a armored horse and wearing oriental style armor with a bow built into its arm guard with two orbs of light orbiting him (2100/1800)”Meet my rank 4 Xyz monster, Heroic Champion Gandiva!” Jr. said with a smug grin on his face “Next… I summon my Heroic Challenge Spartas!” A warrior dressed like one of the legendary Spartan’s appeared next to Gandiva on the field (1600/1000)”I set two cards face down and then I end my turn.” Jr. finished, slipping the cards into his disk.

“… Heroic monsters? That’s a mismatch if I ever saw one…” Petie said softly as he drew his card making Jr. snort angrily “I was a hero to millions before you’re little stunt at the wedding brat! Was ganging up with all the people STUPID enough to help a baby like you all you could come up with?” he said with enough venom to make Petie wince. Before the bear could respond Jr. continued “Face it brat! You’re just a simpering little toddler who needs people to do all the work for him if he wants to get ANYTHING done right!” Jr.’s tirade cut deep as Petie found himself sniveling “N-no I’m not! I’m naat!”

“Well then PROVE it, or is the game not meant for children not potty trained yet?”

“S-shut up! I summon Madolche Mille-feuille again!” Petie shouted as the pink cat appeared “Which l-lets me special summon Madolche Messengelato!” a cheery looking child-like figure dressed like a regal letter carrier appeared standing next to a mailbox made of sweets (1600/1000) but before he could do much more one of the orbs orbiting Gandiva was absorbed into his bow and there was a TWANG sound as an arrow pierced the mail carrier causing him to shatter. A shocked, horrified, and confused look broke out across Petie’s face as Jr. laughed wildly “I used Gandiva’s effect! By removing one of his Xyz units when a level four or lower monster is special summoned he DESTROYS it! Still waiting for you to prove yourself to me baby!”

“W-well Messengelato’s effect still works!” Petie stutted “Since he was special summoned while I had a beast type Madolche monster on the field I get to take a Madolche spell or trap from my deck and add it to my hand! And the Madolche power kicks in to! When they’re destroyed by the opponent and sent to the graveyard they shuffle themselves back into my deck!” he called pulling a card from his deck before shuffling Messengelato back into it “N-now I play Madolche Chateau!”

There was a sudden flash of light as the white disk vanished and was replaced by a castle… made of cake and sweets. The ground underneath them was made by puzzle piece like sections of various confections and the air smelled like a cake shop. Petie had to stop himself from drooling as Jr. just wrinkled his nose in disgust. “T-this field spell gives all my Madolche monsters a 500 point boost!” sure enough the two monsters were frolicking about the castle happily (1000/800) (2300/1700) “Then I use Croiwanssant’s ability again and return Mille-feuille to my hand to power him up!” the cat vanished as the puppy glowed with even more power (Level 5/2600/1700)

“Then he’ll attack…” Petie paused for a moment as he looked at the two targets. Spartas was the weaker one... but Gandiva’s effect was trouble “Your Heroic Whatever Gandiva! Sweet Pounce!” the teddursa called as the puppy bounded towards the archer… and Jr. broke out laughing “Too damn easy! I activate Heroic Advance!” the trap card lifted “This lets me redirect your attack to Spartas instead and then double his base attack points!” Petie paled as Croiwanssant changed direction to go after the spear wielding warrior who’s attack started climbing (3200/1000)

But Jr. wasn’t done yet “And then I activate Spartas effect! Letting him gain the attack points of ANOTHER Heroic monster on the field when he’s attacked!” Petie let out a horrified squeak as energy arched from Gandiva to Spartas making the warriors attack shoot up even higher (5300/1000) Petie couldn’t bear to look as his puppy collided with the spear wielding warrior and was hurled back… right into him. Petie gasped as the air was knocked out of him and he was sent tumbling backwards. Jr. chuckled “You’re luck the trap makes it so neither monster is destroyed in that battle. You still with us brat?”

Petie LP: 5300 Jr. LP: 8000

Petie lay there gasping for breath as he clutched his stomach. That… had HURT, really badly too. This… this wasn’t a dream? What the hell was going on!? It took Croiwanssant whimpering and pawing at him before he weakly sat up “I… I…” he stuttered, his paw shaking so bad he almost couldn’t hold his card “I s-set a card and end my turn…” as Jr. just watched him with sadistic glee “Awwww, did the baby fall down and go boom? Good! No mommy here to bandage your boo boos for you little whelp! My turn!” Jr. jeered as he yanked a card off the top of his deck “Now the real fun starts!”

“First… I tribute Spartas for Heroic Challenger Warhammer!” the small spear and shield wielding warrior vanished and was replaced by a hulking, armored brute wielding a hammer with a head bigger then Petie (2100/1300) “And then I activate my face down Shrink! Lets make that stupid mutt a more suiting size!” the spell card appeared as Croiwanssant shrunk down to half his size (1850/1700) “And now Warhammer, crush him with Thor’s Might!” Petie scream as the goliath swung the hammer down on Croiwanssant as he tried to scamper away. There was a sickening crunch that made Petie fall to his knees, tears in his eyes as the monster shattered.

Petie LP: 5050 Jr. LP: 8000

“And don’t think he’s going back to your deck either, Warhammer’s ability equips a monster he destroys to him so he can gain its attack points!” Jr. laughed evilly as Croiwanssant’s card flew from Petie’s disk to his and Warhammer’s attack shot up (3600/1300) and he just laughed harder when he saw the heart broken look on Petie’s face “Now lets wrap this up… Gandiva! Divine Shot!” he shouted as Petie barely had time to look up as Gandiva pulled his bow back and with a sound like thunder shot and arrow that went right through Petie causing him to let out a strangled scream and fall on his face clutching his chest. There was no wound… but it’d felt like he’d been really shot.

Petie LP: 2950 Jr. LP: 8000

Jr. laughed louder as he watched Petie writhing in pain “Yes, yes! That’s where you belong! On your hands and knees like the baby you are! Like the baby everybody will know you are when I win!” he cackled madly as Petie looked up to him with a confused look. Laughing to himself for a moment more before he took a deep, calming breath “That’s right… I didn’t tell you did I? Well baby brother… this here is what you’d call a Shadow Game. And no not one of those dubbed sent you to the shadow realm deals.” He said rolling his eyes “I’m talking a real, deal with dark powers thing… the winner gets to do whatever they want with the loser.”

Petie finally managed to sit up, gasping for breath as Jr. continued “You want to know what I’ll ask for when I win? I’m going to make it so that EVERONE sees you as how I see you. As the weak, pathetic little baby you REALLY are! A mental retard incapable of doing anything but eat and mess yourself! Momma, Sarah, you’re little fag friend, hell even that stupid weak little ice type your courting!” he shouted, pointing a finger at Petie “You don’t deserve anybody treating you as anything more than that and once I destroy you nobody ever will!!!”

“…….”

“What? You already forget how to use bog boy words?”

“……”

“Speak up dammit! Beg, plead, cry! Kneel before your big brother who’s better than you in every possible way!!!”

“… you shouldn’t have brought up Anne you big meanie… my turn!!”

Petie yanked the card off the top of his deck hard enough to almost tear it before slapping it down “I play Madolche Ticket! You’ll find out what it does in a minute cause first I activate Madolche Happy Festa!!” his trap card lifted showing Madolche celebrating on a bandstand made of a two-tiered cake “Which lets me summon every Madolche I want from my hand so say hello to Madolche Chouxvalier, Madolche Marmamaid, and once again Madolche Mille-feuille!” he slapped the cards down as a child like figure dressed as a cavalier, wielding a peppermint sword, and riding a toy horse (1700/1300), a demure looking maid sitting on a glass of marmalade (800/2000), and the pink cat (500/300) all appeared again before happily frolicking due to the field spell (2200/1800) (1300/2500) (1000/800)

“Of course they all go back to my deck at the end of the turn… but that’s not a problem.” Petie started to say as Jr. just snickered “You’re right, it’s not. Especially since Gandiva’s power works on more than one monster at a time! Goodbye baby brother!!” he shouted as his monster launched an arrow at Petie’s army… only to hit an invisible wall as Petie slipped the last card in his hand into the discard pile “I activate Destruction Jammer.” He said, getting to be smug for the first time during the duel “Meaning your monster’s ability is negated and he’s destroyed!” Jr.’s jaw dropped as Gandiva groaned and shattered.

“Now then… as I said it’s not gonna be a problem… cause I’m gonna Xyz summon with them!” Petie shouted as Chouxvalier and Marmamaid turned into balls of light and convered to reveal… a child-like figure wearing a dress that brought to mind chocolate and icing and seated on a throne. She was wearing a crown and carrying a staff as small woodland creatures scampered around her (2200/2100) “Meet Queen Madolche Tiaramisu!” Petie shouted proudly as she took a deep breath, quite happy due to the field spell as it powered her up (2700/2600) “Now I use her power, by removing one XYZ material I can shuffle up to two Madolche cards back into my deck to send the same number of cards on your field back to your deck!”

Petie removed Chouxvalier from under Tiaramisu and placed it in the graveyard before taking it right back out and shuffling it into his deck as Warhammer was thrown back into Jr.’s deck and Croiwanssant was sent to the graveyard as the raticate fumed. “Next the power of Madolche Ticket activates! Once per turn when a Madolche card is sent from my graveyard to my deck or hand by a card effect I can add a Madolche monster from my deck to my hand… unless I have a Fairy type Madolche like Tiaramisu! Then I can special summon it! So Chouxvalier comes right back!” the candy cavalier reappears waving his saber proudly (2200/1800) “And now they all attack you! Candyland Romp!”

Jr. shouted protests, most of which were cusses, but was silenced as Mille-feuille pounced right into his stomach followed by Chouxvalier wacking him with his candy cane saber as he rode by. Lastly Tiaramisu gave him a pitying look before raising her scepter up skywards. Nothing happened for a moment making Jr. smirk and open his mouth to say something… just as cakes rained down from the heavens onto him knocking him flat on his back. “Funny… when that happens to me I usually consider it a good dream.” Petie remarked as he picked Mille-feuille off his disk and shuffling it into his deck “Ah well, your turn.”

Petie LP: 2950 Jr. LP: 2100

“How…. How…” Jr. gasped, barely controlling his anger as he got to his feet “How the FUCK did you do that you little brat!? You must have CHEATED!! NO WAY YOU COULD GET AHEAD OF ME OTHERWISE!! YOU STUPID DIAPER BRAT!! I’M GONNA!!!” He screamed before Petie silenced him with a glare you would expect from a kid in what was probably a wet diaper “I didn’t cheat you asshole. You’ve been telling me my whole life how I’d never be anything other than a baby… well forget that! I’ve got friends now and people I care about! So you can just crawl back into whatever rat hole you crawled out of cause I’m DONE listening to you!” Petie scream, stomping his foot as he tried to glare down Jr.

Jr. was literally seething with rage at this as he looked over the situation… he had no card on the field, no cards in his hand, and no clue what to do. “Fuck you brat! You’re a worthless diaper baby and that’s ALL!!” he shouted pulling the top card of his deck “I play Pot of Avarice!” he pulled the five monsters from his graveyard and returned them to his deck and extra deck, shuffled, and drew two cards “And then I… I set two cards on the field!” a face down monster and spell or trap card appeared “Your turn!!” he said through gritted teeth, trying not to let on that he had nothing and his cards were desperate bluffs.

Petie drew his card and looked at it “… I was kinda hoping this’d be something bigger so I could make my win special… ah well. I activate the effect of Queen Madolche Tiaramisu!” the last orb circling the queen of cakes was absorbed by her as Petie pulled Marmamaid and Croiwanssant from his graveyard and shuffled them back into his deck as Jr.’s two set cards vanished into his deck as well making the raticate’s eyes widen “And next the effect of Madolche Ticket activates! And I’ll summon… Madolche Croiwanssant!” the card slipped from Petie’s deck as he slapped it down, the puppy materializing again as Petie happily patted its head (2000/1700).

Jr. looked like he was going to hurl at this scene as he glared as Petie “You… you don’t have the guts…” he hissed as Petie let a smirk creep across his face “Wanna bet? Croiwanssant attack him with Sweet Pounce!” Petie said as the puppy yipped happily and bounded towards Jr. as the raticate growled and tried to kick at it before it could touch him. The puppy just used his kicking leg as a springboard though to jump onto his face and knock him flat on his ass.

Petie LP: 2950 Jr. LP: 100

Petie paused for a moment to let Jr. get back up, chastising himself for how much he was enjoying this as he watch his older brother’s rage turn to fear… but this was a long time in coming. “Now… lets see. You mentioned that the winner can do whatever he wants to the loser, right?” Petie asked as Jr.’s jaw dropped as his pupils shrunk to pin pricks “So since it looks like I won why don’t you… why don’t YOU see what it feels like to be a baby forever and NEVER! BOTHER! MY! FAMILY! AGAIN!!!” Petie shouted with his tiny fangs bared as he thrust his arm towards the raticate “Queen Madolche Tiaramisu! Attack him with Sweet Decree!!”

Slowly getting up from her throne the queen lifted her staff up and started to wave it back and forth as a soft, powdered sugar like dust started to rain down on Jr. as he looked up at in in confusion. Petie’s eyes widened as Jr. started to change. His football uniform shriveled away and was replaced with a incredibly thick diaper with a candy print on it and tiny peppermint striped t-shirt with a cream and chocolate colored bib tied around his neck as he tumbled back on his bottom and started to bawl and throw an impressive tantrum.

Petie LP: 295o Jr. LP: 0

Petie LP: WIN Jr. LP: LOSE


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Petie his eyes open in confusion as he found himself looking up at his ceiling. He yawned and rubbed them for a moment. It had been a dream? A really freaky dream? It took him a moment to realize he was on his changing table with Momma getting him out of his soaked nighttime diaper “Are you okay sweetie?” she asked as she changed him “You were really squirming around there… were you having a nightmare?”

Petie thought about that for a moment before yawning again “Nu Momma… just a dweam…” She nodded and powdered his bottom as Petie started thinking. IT hadn’t been a nightmare had it… not with him getting to kick Jr.’s butt like that! He giggled to himself as Momma taped the clean diaper on him. Heck getting to see that would have been worth ANY dream!

Though he made a mental not to NEVER eat that much candy while watching Yugioh The Abridged Series before bed AGAIN.


The End.