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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
. YOU ARE NOW AN ODD NUMBER YEARS OLD.
Ivan's birthday gift hasn't come in the mail yet, and I wouldn't be able to give it to him on time anyway because he's on a trip and even if he wasn't, there's that whole "he lives in the next state" thing. But I wanted to give him SOMETHING, so I made him a birthday card.
The whole deal can be seen here. It may make no sense to anyone but us, but... uh, somehow Slenderman has something to do with Vocaloids and mix tapes and it's better to just nod and agree.
Yeah, just like that.
BUT YES. IVAN? BIRTHDAY HAPPIES. YOU MAH SKITTYBRO, SKITTYBRO. I'd airbro you, but the last time that happened, we got sick.
. YOU ARE NOW AN ODD NUMBER YEARS OLD.Ivan's birthday gift hasn't come in the mail yet, and I wouldn't be able to give it to him on time anyway because he's on a trip and even if he wasn't, there's that whole "he lives in the next state" thing. But I wanted to give him SOMETHING, so I made him a birthday card.
The whole deal can be seen here. It may make no sense to anyone but us, but... uh, somehow Slenderman has something to do with Vocaloids and mix tapes and it's better to just nod and agree.
Yeah, just like that.
BUT YES. IVAN? BIRTHDAY HAPPIES. YOU MAH SKITTYBRO, SKITTYBRO. I'd airbro you, but the last time that happened, we got sick.
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NO. I'M NOT COMING OUTSIDE FOR YOUR PSEUDO-LEN. >:C I only respond to the good shit.
But sdkjfsdfsdf OMG the mix tape joke never gets old. Also pink shirt. I LOVE PINK RIGHT NOW. I actually need a pink shirt in person and...
AND THERE IS A LADYBUG AHAHA YOU REMEMBERED THAT SOMEHOW HOW??? (Like, is that seriously in reference to the Adrimas ladybug incident? Because if so, WOW good memory.)
Important question: are those orange balloons? Because orange balloons would be badass.
But sdkjfsdfsdf OMG the mix tape joke never gets old. Also pink shirt. I LOVE PINK RIGHT NOW. I actually need a pink shirt in person and...
AND THERE IS A LADYBUG AHAHA YOU REMEMBERED THAT SOMEHOW HOW??? (Like, is that seriously in reference to the Adrimas ladybug incident? Because if so, WOW good memory.)
Important question: are those orange balloons? Because orange balloons would be badass.
I actually remembered that old sketch from when we had the art jog that you posted, of Adrian looking at the ladybug. BLAME THAT FOR MY MEMORY?
And, go look for a pink shirt. GO AND LOOK. I am sure you could find a good one, yes. And if not, there's always that patriotic goth fairy shirt I found at Wal-Mart which I am SO MAD I CAN'T FIND IT ANYMORE. It was hilarious, and worth getting if only because it was hilarious.
AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PUT IN THE BOX. They were supposed to be balloons but then I was like, "They look too round. Oranges...?" But no. BALLOONS IT IS. And it will fucking STAY balloons because you are the birthday boy and your word is law.
And, go look for a pink shirt. GO AND LOOK. I am sure you could find a good one, yes. And if not, there's always that patriotic goth fairy shirt I found at Wal-Mart which I am SO MAD I CAN'T FIND IT ANYMORE. It was hilarious, and worth getting if only because it was hilarious.
AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PUT IN THE BOX. They were supposed to be balloons but then I was like, "They look too round. Oranges...?" But no. BALLOONS IT IS. And it will fucking STAY balloons because you are the birthday boy and your word is law.
It was, like, some Fourth of July shirt. I don't even know. I just remember I went in to get something and on the way out, I actually had to stop and back up. I am trying so hard to find it on Google, right now, but I can't. I did find a picture of an angry fairy with a bottle of absinthe and another of a BDSM fairy awkwardly riding a stag beetle. Looks like she's drunk and falling off. I can almost hear her screaming, "GODDAMMIT!" as she hits the forest floor and rolls around because HOW DO I LEGS?
Too much absinthe, BDSM fairy. I am ashamed of you.
Too much absinthe, BDSM fairy. I am ashamed of you.
WHICH I TOTALLY SAW IN GATLINBURG. It migrated, man. It's slowly making its way to you guys, state by state by state. One day, you'll open your door and the Confederate Flag Bikini will just be there, complete with headless manikin, just WAITING for you.
And the giant fucking cross will be in your yard.
WELCOME TO THE SOUTH.
And the giant fucking cross will be in your yard.
WELCOME TO THE SOUTH.
Haha, he is in mine too, but I think it's just because it's popular and I have a friend who's obsessed. And, by obsessed, I mean a guy who was so dead tired that I caught him staring at his reflection in my kitchen window, saying stuff about, "Slenderman is out there. Looook."
And then, when he waved at his reflection, turned to me and triumphantly said, "He waved back!"
And then, when he waved at his reflection, turned to me and triumphantly said, "He waved back!"
o v o...
Actually, I've done some pretty weird stuff myself so I can't say much. Have you ever stood across the street from one of those fancy outside dining places and just... stared at someone. Dunno who they are, dunno why you're staring at them, you're just staring, and smiling... and when they notice you, you continue to stare until you get a chance to just disappear. Like someone walks in front of you, and as they walk by, you walk with them.
I've done that. Then I continued to do that until the police were called and I was 'asked' to stop.
Actually, I've done some pretty weird stuff myself so I can't say much. Have you ever stood across the street from one of those fancy outside dining places and just... stared at someone. Dunno who they are, dunno why you're staring at them, you're just staring, and smiling... and when they notice you, you continue to stare until you get a chance to just disappear. Like someone walks in front of you, and as they walk by, you walk with them.
I've done that. Then I continued to do that until the police were called and I was 'asked' to stop.
Never did anything like that. I did almost get kicked out of a Wal-Mart for joking around with some teenagers while wearing a werewolf mask, though. It was on Halloween and they started reacting pseudo-scared, so I was playing along... and then, uh, one of them actually was apparently scared and got management.
It was... interesting.
It was... interesting.
HE DID. And I kind of laughed, although I guess that's pretty easy to mistake considering how we're all I LOVE YOU and HEARTS EVERYWHERE and BLABBING INCESSANTLY.
People do not realize I am a lone spirit who has taken a job as the big wheel. I AM THE FRONT OF THE SKITTY TRICYCLE, GODDAMMIT.
People do not realize I am a lone spirit who has taken a job as the big wheel. I AM THE FRONT OF THE SKITTY TRICYCLE, GODDAMMIT.
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