The Cabbit of Cabbits. The Perpetrator of Pink. Flamingoes are not pink, Shiacoft , however, is. Pepto Bismol is currently paying royalties to said cabbit for the use of his proprietary color. The Pink Panther is not as pink as Shia. Hot Pink? More like Cold Pink, cause only Shia pink is constituted as "Hot". Shiacoft's pinkies are just called little fingers. The softest drink he will have is one part pink lemonade and two parts his choice vodka. It's called a "Pink Russian" The real alphabet starts with the letter "p" for "pink" of course. Pink is the new black, get over it. Every time a hater looks at Shia he/she gets "pinkeye". The correct medical term is "Cabbittivitis". You will literally be "tickled pink" during a tickle fight with Shia. When this cabbit fires you, he just tells you, cause he's pink.( no need for a slip!!)