For just $9.95, I'll send a handy do-it-yourself kit. Each kit comes with a Wendy's napkin and a post-it note that says, "Now make it look like a hat."
Business as usual in my case. The rare time I eat out, I tend to overcompensate with napkins. I actually have some from about a month ago still, that I use to keep from wasting paper towels.
YOU GET TWO. TAPED TOGETHER. Oh my god, IVAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE THAT MY LITTLE PONY CARDBOARD CROWN. Do you want to be the princess of the party? DO YOU?
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