Here we meet Bella Lagoofis, the Jinjo vamp who keeps getting caught. And he's usually horny and curious. He doesn't realy know if he's into birds or not, Kazooie's gorgeous red feathers and beak just perfect for a blow job. not to mention the knocker bones just set that fucker off! And then we get a closer look at the 1st boss: TRIANGULASS, an evil overlord of the end of time who resides within the Lighthouse of Alexandrea and will rise from the depths when the light burns out. But somehow the evil Mr. Weed resurrected him and sent him to this dimension! Banjo, however, may not destroy this creature, he is the supreme reaper of Earth's ultimate fate and can only be sent back to Alexandrea to await the Armageddon. but if any man like Mr. Weed can have this kind of inhuman power, he must be taken down before he can send the innocent to Hell. Now back to our mindless peice of shit!