Ceci est la première histoire de ma série que j'vais ENFIN commencer, bon sang !

The translation follows.
Here is the first story in a long series of comics that I produce.
Sorry for the English.

1. Eeh Yes ! After years and years of political battles, we welcome as early as now last Lumie Isatis, President of the Republic of our great Nation! Oh joy! Oh happiness! Long live the Republic! Long live the Nation! And all these sorts of things!

2. BUT !! Some of you may not know the history of the Lady of the country! It is thinking about you, band of p' lucky tits, your reporter will tell you the. Imagine what! Not know the life of the great leader? Unthinkable certainly!
"Entirely!"

3. But also impossible to tell all! Also going to make like this, "narratives ellipsis" placed "subjoctivement" by our reporter who will therefore only tell the more crispy moments!
"Myes."

4. Oulah!Hold on!As words is complicated! "narrative ellipse"? Hey! It is not the sorbonne* here!
We can not all be cultures! Then, to start... What is as a "narrative ellipsis"?...... Let's take a concrete example...

5. The first job of Lumie ! With his job interview...
"Well, Miss. What you are going to offer you our company?"
... Lumie would have replied...

6. Welcome to our group!
... This is a "narrative ellipsis".
At the time, no idea what could say Lumie but to tell it goes faster!

*Sorbonne : great French University