Now, and I know that when a birthday comes around, a certain while Mouse by the name of Aijax likes to hide in giant cakes to pop out and surprise us. When I saw this cake brought to me, I was honestly expecting said Mouse to pop out and surprise me. I was surprised, alright. You can imagine my surprise when I noticed a horrible stench coming from the cake; a stench that no cake should ever have. Pinching my nose to block out the strong odor, I stepped back just in time to see the source of the putrid stink burst forth from the cake. It was none other than Trisha. My shock was momentarily displaced when she spoke to me. "I think I stood on a mouse or something...really starting to stink!"

Mouse? Was she talking about Aijax? Was he supposed to be the one to pop out of the cake like I originally thought? If so, he wasn't still in there...was he? It was then that I heard the muffled screams coming from within the cake. They sounded like a mixture of panic and disgust. I could only imagine what poor Aijax was going through being trapped in that cake with a garbage girl on top of him...

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This is a wonderful birthday gift purchased for me from my dear, dear friend  Voraciousopolis and drawn by the very talented  BooBoo This means so much to me! I love it, I love the gesture, and I love you, bro! Thank you so much for the fantastic birthday gift!