A submission for the MegaMorphics amateur press association thingamajig.

This is Slope. She's, well... She's big. She also seems to be coated in snow for some reason. Maybe she just stood still and let the snow gather. Maybe she's a magical snow critter. She's not saying which. All we know is, she's got ski lifts tied to her piercings on one side, and a helicopter landing pad on the other, and true thrill seekers get flown up to ski down her muzzle.