AZUL'S ATTEMPT AT MERRIMENT FROM A HUMAN HOLIDAY TRADITION HAS LED TO HIM DAMAGING ONE OF THE CAFETERIAS ON C-DECK. ACCORDING TO HIM, "There was enough room" TO LIGHT THE MANY EXPLOSIVES. UNFORTUNATELY THE FIRST ONE IMPACTED THE CONTAINER WHERE HE STORED THEM. THE RESULT WAS UNPLEASANT.
THANKFULLY, IN ACCORDANCE WITH KEEPING CREW MEMBERS ALIVE, AZUL SAFELY COWARD BEHIND THE INDESTRUCTIBLE GLASS IN THE ADJACENT KITCHEN. MY ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THE GLASS WAS INDEED INDESTRUCTIBLE PROVIDED THE RESPONSE:
"So many colors...so many...exploding colors..."