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AHAHAH The children on his legs make this even more winrar

Hahaha what the hell XD

Why does he remind me of Barry White?

He should remind you of Barry White, because he IS Barry White. I once wrote a series of stories for my English class involving the nonsensical tales of a girl who was really good at making things with gimp. She also had one leg, but distributes her weight as if she has two. In any case, Barry White lures her to his glass sneaker beanstalk with the golden gimp, and he dies of a heart attack at the end. Later that week, Barry White actually died. His name was changed because I don't want to be sued.

Holy fucking shit. Talk about irony.

*Opens mouth to speak, then closes*
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*Then tries again*
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*At last succeeds*
It's certainly... an original concept!
Tell me, is the premise of your game that the main character is on some kind of acid trip?

Naw, the whole game is just in a strange world. It's not your conventional belts and zippers and girly men RPG, that's for sure.

I can certainly believe that.
May we see more? I find the sheer crackiness of this to be very compelling.

If you don't want the public to think that The Soul King was Barry White, then the B should be replaced with something else... unless that's intentional. Otherwise, this is awesome!

It's intentional. I just don't wanna use the name.