~Edited on October 4th to include the name and web address for submission into the fanart competition~
...Dammit, now I want a pop-tart sandwich.
This piece contains as many references that I could cram into an image and still have it make (some little bit of) sense from the 25th episode of the Dragget Show (aptly named), "Pop-tart Sandwich." (The only episode to have been simultaneously recorded in Chicago, while in Florida, as they were driving, on the moon.)
Incoming Sales Pitch below....
Welcome, one and all to the unveiling of Fernando's new line of sandwiches! On this colourful sheet, you can see the ALL-NEW and DELICIOUS recipes that will soon be gracing our counters! It is with great pleasure that we present these new confections, TO YOU!
THE ORGY:
A sandwich for all meat lovers, we've (somehow) manage to cram in all the meats into one sub! That right, ALL the meats!
THE OVERHEATED FURSUIT:
A revolutionary sandwich that aptly represents the experience of most fur-con attendees; fuzzy peaches layered in between the buns, drenched in a generous serving of hot sauce, and covered in Worcester sauce for an added weird smell. If you bite into the sandwich and feel a small plastic box (that tastes like bacon, so it's delicious) and hear *Mmm-mmf!*, don't worry! It's all part of the Overheated Fursuit experience! No con is complete without this sandwich!
THE TWINK:
A nice, light piece of rolled up meat for the twink in all of us! Fruit roll-ups substitute available for vegetarians.
THE FLAMING ALKALI:
*As seen on Iron Chef!* An extra large Polish sausage is placed within a large, toasted bun and covered in extra hot sauce for that ferret-y experience! Oh, also the whole thing is drenched in lube, so it goes down easy! Lube can be bacon or sausage flavoured on customer request.
THE POP-TART SANDWICH:
This Godsend of a sandwich is composed of a layer of heavily spread, tasty Nutella delicately pressed between two Pop-tarts. Take care not to get addicted. GET THE FUCKING NUTELLA!
On a note from our sponsors, try the Cabbage Soup diet! The best way to lose weight! Simply eat cabbage soup for two straight weeks, and on one night, EAT AS MUCH STEAK AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, and a single baked potato. Try not to kill yourself, though, as killing yourself does make you lose a lot of weight (as Alkali can apparently testify for).
We hope you will enjoy the newest editions to our menu, which you can be sure to see for sale in only <insert time estimate here>!
Sorry, I just HAD to do that XD
I'm actually really pleased with how this turned out; the lack of characters made it easier for me to do XD (ironic when I'm trying to become an anthro artist). Also managed to work on my shading, and I realised that food is easy for me to do well ^^ Anyways, hope you enjoy this piece of fanart as much as I enjoyed making it!
The Dragget Show is a hilarious, random podcast hosted by
xandertheblue and
alkalibismuth
...Dammit, now I want a pop-tart sandwich.
This piece contains as many references that I could cram into an image and still have it make (some little bit of) sense from the 25th episode of the Dragget Show (aptly named), "Pop-tart Sandwich." (The only episode to have been simultaneously recorded in Chicago, while in Florida, as they were driving, on the moon.)
Incoming Sales Pitch below....
Welcome, one and all to the unveiling of Fernando's new line of sandwiches! On this colourful sheet, you can see the ALL-NEW and DELICIOUS recipes that will soon be gracing our counters! It is with great pleasure that we present these new confections, TO YOU!
THE ORGY:
A sandwich for all meat lovers, we've (somehow) manage to cram in all the meats into one sub! That right, ALL the meats!
THE OVERHEATED FURSUIT:
A revolutionary sandwich that aptly represents the experience of most fur-con attendees; fuzzy peaches layered in between the buns, drenched in a generous serving of hot sauce, and covered in Worcester sauce for an added weird smell. If you bite into the sandwich and feel a small plastic box (that tastes like bacon, so it's delicious) and hear *Mmm-mmf!*, don't worry! It's all part of the Overheated Fursuit experience! No con is complete without this sandwich!
THE TWINK:
A nice, light piece of rolled up meat for the twink in all of us! Fruit roll-ups substitute available for vegetarians.
THE FLAMING ALKALI:
*As seen on Iron Chef!* An extra large Polish sausage is placed within a large, toasted bun and covered in extra hot sauce for that ferret-y experience! Oh, also the whole thing is drenched in lube, so it goes down easy! Lube can be bacon or sausage flavoured on customer request.
THE POP-TART SANDWICH:
This Godsend of a sandwich is composed of a layer of heavily spread, tasty Nutella delicately pressed between two Pop-tarts. Take care not to get addicted. GET THE FUCKING NUTELLA!
On a note from our sponsors, try the Cabbage Soup diet! The best way to lose weight! Simply eat cabbage soup for two straight weeks, and on one night, EAT AS MUCH STEAK AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, and a single baked potato. Try not to kill yourself, though, as killing yourself does make you lose a lot of weight (as Alkali can apparently testify for).
We hope you will enjoy the newest editions to our menu, which you can be sure to see for sale in only <insert time estimate here>!
Sorry, I just HAD to do that XD
I'm actually really pleased with how this turned out; the lack of characters made it easier for me to do XD (ironic when I'm trying to become an anthro artist). Also managed to work on my shading, and I realised that food is easy for me to do well ^^ Anyways, hope you enjoy this piece of fanart as much as I enjoyed making it!
The Dragget Show is a hilarious, random podcast hosted by
xandertheblue and
alkalibismuth
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my god,
CrimsonRed actually made us pop tart sandwiches, and they were glorious!!! Basically brown sugar pop tarts w/ peanut butter in the middle w/ chocolate syrup!
CrimsonRed actually made us pop tart sandwiches, and they were glorious!!! Basically brown sugar pop tarts w/ peanut butter in the middle w/ chocolate syrup!
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