The Dwarf Fortress Experience
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Bugs: "A dwarf will drop its baby, if it has one, when boarding a minecart set to be ridden."
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STORIES; MY TURN!
I played adventure mode and made a character named McLovin. After 3 days we we're ambushed by lions and one had my hand pinned down in its mouth. I punched him in the skull so hard it cut off my hand and the other hand went thru the skull. I put that hand in a nord leather bag and carried it with me until I died. The next character found that hand in the bag; still perserved; and carried it with him until he lost a eye. He added it to the bag and then died after some time. Eventually that bag was full of all sorts of body parts of all of my characters. I wonder what the next guy who found it thought as he open the bag?
I played adventure mode and made a character named McLovin. After 3 days we we're ambushed by lions and one had my hand pinned down in its mouth. I punched him in the skull so hard it cut off my hand and the other hand went thru the skull. I put that hand in a nord leather bag and carried it with me until I died. The next character found that hand in the bag; still perserved; and carried it with him until he lost a eye. He added it to the bag and then died after some time. Eventually that bag was full of all sorts of body parts of all of my characters. I wonder what the next guy who found it thought as he open the bag?
Not as bad as what happened to my brother, we make him the mayor and Im the cook/brewer in all fortresses. On his Laptops Dwarf Fortress he left my guy alone to brew and cook. Well after some time my guy began to flash and you know what that means. Im the Emerald Lagasse of the dwarf world. He never looked at my stats but a goblin snatcher manage to make its way in. There are 200 dwarf and of those 23 kids in the fortress and it decided to steal booze instead. It goes to the crate and the next words you read are "[Baby Snatchers Name] has been struck down" Tim looks to see what happen and apparently my characters strength was so damn high that he severed the arm, oppisite forearm, foot and leg off of this thing and it hit a pillar and turned into a mist of blood. A baby was next to that pillar and we looked at its thoughts...it was the happiest baby in all of the kingdom.
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