This was a quick piece done for a laugh by an old friend named Jabborwocky whom I used to do group writing with She seems to have latched onto my head, possibly because I looked tasty, though more likely because it was random, unexpected and fun.

Jabbor is one of the most creative writers I have ever read from and I admire her gift in that department, and those of the visual arts. Last I checked she was schooling for 3D modeling with the eventual hope of being able to take part in making movies like those produced by Pixar. Best of luck in your endeavors Jabbor, and thanks for the drool and tooth marks