and i bet they'll still be fucking frozen in the middle.

^

They're Frozen Solid.... Snake.

SNAP!!!

cue "Snake Eater" fanfare

Still better than Sunny's eggs.

THEY LOOKED SO TASTY

NYAAAAHH (nyaaaahhh... nyaahhh)

BESHEEEEWWWWW... DUN DUN DA DA DA, DUN DUN DUN!

Da da daaaaaaaaah duh da duh da duuuuuuuuuuh. Duh duh daaaaaaah daaah da da duh daaah.

Donde estas el eyepatch-o

he has both his eyes!

Why is gold falling out of Ten?

....cuz seven eight nine?

That's old snake, AKA Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3 and peace walkers.
This is young snake, offspring of Big Boss, from MGS 1,2 and 4(He has an advanced aging problem in his genes)

yah but in MGS4 (the one depicted above due to the mustache and the microwave joke) had an eyepatch (that was actually an advanced gizmo to justify the GUI in MGS4)

which I guess he doesn't have to wear that thing all the time


carry on!

http://digitaldailyfix.files.wordpr.....-the-nerds.jpg

NERRRDDDSSSSS!!!

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE.....ar-d4xh69b.png

XD

Yeah, that eyepatch in MGS4 isn't an actual eyepatch, it's like a small computer on a strap.

wut

No worries there. He can take it. But the question is: CAN THE MICROWAVE OVEN TAKE IT???

molten magma hot never changes!

o m g

SO CRUEL

XDD

Fucking Snake and his need to be inside.

I can't believe I actually remembered what this is probably referencing, and laughed my ass off.

yeah i know its an old ass joke

That sequence always made me laugh though.

[ting]

"OH! My Solid Snake is done, now I just need some popcorn to go with my 45 minute cutscene"

did you know they're making another MGS game, to be called Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

that has to be the all-time worst title fitted to a videogame. It's like they couldn't decide between three dumb sequel subtitles and just smooshed them all together.

lol well its suppose to be a spin off action game -- if you watch the trailer you can see how off the wall it is

ok but hear me out here... the other game titles ended in Solid because the main character is Solid Snake. The main character of this game is Raiden. So shouldn't he have his name in the title? And since we haven't played as Raiden before, why name the game like a sequel when it kinda isn't one?

It's got some cool looking gameplay features, I wonder how they'll pan out. I've never actually played through the MGS games because I never could stomach more than fifteen minutes of the gameplay. Stealth my ass.

"So shouldn't he have his name in the title?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPgDIWxgOYA&feature=player_detailpage#t=37s

"why name the game like a sequel when it kinda isn't one?"
Technically it's somewhat of a sequel - it explains what happens to Raiden between MGS2 and MGS4

As I wondered down that lonely microwaved room one thought continued to strike me, " How the fuck is his head protected? I mean his suit is literally on fire from the heat but his head, no problem". Maybe his hair is made of asbestos or something.

........................willpower!

NO ITS WILL POWER!!! NANO-WILLPOWER, FIGHTING SPIRIT AND LOVE

FIGHTING SPIRIT CAN BE IN HIS NANOMACHINES, TOO


THEY JUST COULDN'T HANDLE HIS LEVEL OF WILL POWER AT FIRST.

AUUGGH

AUGGGHHHH!!!!

Snake does not understand how microwaves work. At least he's ready with snacks for ALL THE CUTSCENES.

awesome just totally made my day

MASH TRIANGLE

GET UP SNAKE :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IimjoFyUktY&feature=player_detailpage#t=226s
NO, I CAN'T DO IT!

QUICK SNAKE, DO A PRODUCT PLACEMENT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O43vlCjC6lY

Man that would have made that scene so much easier!

how did snake fit into a microwave oven?

(the answer might be NANOMACHINES)

If you put them on the edge they always came out good. The center of the plate is fo' squares, yo'.

That can't be good for them nanomachines. The radiation might get rid of that pesky FOXDIE, though.

This is me when I put things in the microwave... :I

I will never play MGS4 the same ...
Damn it I miss you MGSO!!!

canon

Honestly the look of him in the microwave makes me think of the chief from Inspector Gadget.

lol oh yeah, he's in a box at one point .. I think in the theme song....

Thanks God they aren't Hotpockets, he would be in there for a LONG TIME.

Has anyone considered that Snake grew up on the battlefield? Of course he wouldn't know how to use a nuke-rowave. He thought is was a box. :B

I know right

One more punishment I must endure.