^_^ Glad you like.

i'v been watching too many dang BTAS episodes Dx i read it in BTAS jokers voice as well as the other characters voices in the description, i even added in the jokers signature laugh at the end of it, why did you do this to me?! WHYYYYYYY?!

(in Baby Doll's voice): I didn't mean to!

*Shivers* uh.... ok ok i uh i believe you, i'll be going now... just uh.... don't get mad

LOL

I still think Mark Hamill should have been the voice of Discord.

it would have been awesome but i think John de Lancie was more fitting

Yeah... plus it's comic books after all, heroes and villains alike don't tend to stay dead.

nope.

So, I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad, I did so want for you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to that statue... Applejack's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated that there's no difference between me and everypony else. All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest pony alive to lunacy. That's how far Equestria is from where I am... just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day and it drove you as crazy as everypony else. Only you won't admit it. You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling... SWeet Celestia you make me want to puke! I mean what is it with you? What made you what you are? Filly or coltfriend killed by the mob maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger... something like that I bet, something like that! Something like that happened to me. I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past I prefer it to be multiple choice, (laughs). The point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black awful joke Equestria was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it why can't you. I mean you're not unintelligent, you must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germaney owed it's war department creditors... Telegraph poles! It's all a joke! Everything anypony ever valued or struggled for... It's all a monstrous demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?

Fantastic.

It's a quote from the killing joke.

I know

Discord (about Big Mac): Despise that guy, coming all the way to Ponyville to insult me, a hometown boy who made good!
Mayor Mare (as Lex Luthor) (offscreen): You're right you don't deserve that!
Discord: You're right I Don't... Wait who said that?
Mayor Mare: How would you like to be out of that statue right now and given a chance to take revenge on Batmare and the rest of this ungrateful town?
Discord: I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer, unless you're just one of the voices in my head, in which case I'm crazy anyway!

(Mayor Mare uses a device to free Discord from the statue)

Discord: Oh, hey Mayor, did you come to get your watch back or did a bus from Canterlot get lost and break down?
Mayor Mare: First I don't take the bus and second, yes give me my watch!
Discord (pointing at the Mayor's device): So what you got there?
Mayor Mare: This my friend is the deconstructor. It emits a unique energy, one that is absorbed so quickly by any shiny black object that it causes it to pull itself apart.
Discord: Nifty, what's it got to do with me?
Mayor Mare: I need help replacing its power souce. It doesn't run on double "A" batteries.
(She turns it around, it is powered by kryptonite)
Discord: Ah kryptonite!
Mayor Mare: You help me, you can use the deconstructor to your heart's content. Know anypony who's got a lot of shiny, black, unbreakable toys?
Discord (jokingly): I don't know who you're referring to.
Mayor Mare: Come on! Batmare, oh you were...
Discord: Joking, I'm the Joker. Why are you going to all this trouble for me, Mayor baby?
Mayor Mare: Well I may need some of that Discord gas you're so good at making.
Discord: Oh yeah! I guess that could come in handy for somepony... running for Mayor!

Discord (after being told he owes billions in taxes): I'm crazy enough to take on Batmare, but the IRS? Noooooo thank you!

OH yeah. I remember that.

Discord (at Hearth Warming's): Jingle bells, Batmare smells.
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and Discord got away...

crashing through the roof
on a one horse open tree
busting out I go,
laughing all the whee!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!