IM THAT 3% ;D
MY ERECTION DOESNT BELONG TO YOU!

I second this statement

im that 3%! :D

Motion Carried! Part of 3%, Not touchy fishy.

WE'RE THE 3%, WE DEMAND THE 97% STEP DOWN!

Lolololololol c:

The other 97% are too mainstream! xD

and the other 3%?

The other 3% are caused by factors outside of the control of TodexLABS™ and are potentially harmful to your personal health. Protective gear and a full decontamination is strongly advised.

In other words, wait till Todex capture the 3% and turn them. >:U

-Makes a run for it-

You can run but you can never escape the PEEN

I've done pretty well of escaping peen so far.

*points at your crotch* I DON'T THINK SO. One has attached to your pelvic region @N@

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

'S alright, that can be used on the women's. It doesn't count! -Waggle finger-

My girlfriend will take you to court. They are irrefutably hers.

SEE WHY THOSE MISSING 3% CAN SAVE A LOT OF LAWYER EXPENSES? WE ARE SMART.

Ah I had assumed that you referred to 97% of a given individuals erections, check with your lawyers over the wording of your claim sir.

Oh you interpreted my intentions perfectly right. WE LIE IN COURT.

That's rather rude. It is customary to stand or sit, depending.

You know what I meant. SPREADIN' LIES. SPINNING A WEB OF INTRIGUE. STROKING THE WEASELS!

I did know what you meant but chose to ignore and feign confusion for comic effect. In other words; this has all got silly. Far too silly!

No Weasley Crusher, GOD NO D8<

Hilarious!

Sounds about right. Considering the many erections I get over a day, particularly those that come unexpected, they are probably indeed related to an outside source.
I just hope you don't expect me to produce massive amounts of spoo like your employees doooooo! :D

TOO BAD. BECAUSE I DO!

Nooooooooo...! My semen...! It belongs into other meeeeeen. T_T

Wait... Doesnt a company need a watermark or something?

C: sneak in a tag/tat on everyones erections

Ahhh, the sweetness of a contract.

You still don't have proof! I bet those 3% also include divinities!

not really

You can have 100% of my erections

SEEMS LEGIT

Hmmm....

/me watch in my pants.

Oh I get it now

Watching your ManPeen™ may lead to eye cancer. Consult an eye doctor if your eyeballs catch fire.

the 97% is correct due to the 3% possibly not belonging to the owner in first place, or was an extra. @.=.@ *script read*

PROVE THAT!

No. Mine!

Do you have any legal documents proving this fact, Mr. Todex?

RIGHT

I WANT AN UPGRADE THEN. FOR SCIENCE.

Heh...I fall within the 3%. You can watch my erections, but you can't have them.

We'll SEE about that

The chorus of this song about sums it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5RjU7n277c

You surely have a squeaky voice.

Well, it wouldn't be so squeaky if people actually let me keep some of my testosterone. >:U

i love your work but i didnt had a boner yet from it o..ô

NO boner from any pics I ever posted? @N@

not your fault.... just very picky ........ ^.-.^"""""

Pfffft :P

loosing some air? you buffed blow-up shark? ;)

hmmm i wouldn't object to that. granted you would be getting samples of gods blood and all. heh heeh heheeh mwehehehehe

*signs contract... Looks down*

"umm can you help me with your erection please"

Very well Sir. Lean back and let the strike team CUM INTO the room @N@

*leans back*

"please enjoy your stay, but it might be a tight fit"

... No, I'll not ship 'em in. You'll have to collect yourself. >:V

FINE !

TodexLABS gets no hand-outs from THIS basilisk. >:V

No hand-outs but maybe hand JOBS

That's more acceptable... But then again, perhaps getting into there'll give me a bunch new groping targets. >:9

I will donate all my cumshots to TedexLabs.
Thats how much I love you.

TodexLABS™ approves of your patriotism, Citizen!

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE?

(I watched Starship Troopers 3 last night. It was a terrible, terrible movie).

*presses the button and watches an insectoid porn movie with a cluster of Vagina DenMandibleTata*

I'd give you my penis but it's attached. :V

So then you'll have to ship yourself :I

Finally I can fulfil my dreams of becoming a mail order bride. :D

Little Todex ^^

but I am a gurl :U

In that case... ALL YOUR TINGLING NIPPLEZ BELONG TO TODEXLABS @N@/

jhbdfhjn oh you X3

Yeah yeah the blessing of asexualismismismisssm. DOESN'T MEAN TODEXLABS CAN'T DETACH YOUR PROTEIN CANNON AND REFURBISH IT

Watch Peen-Tar Pan and the Fruity Cumsicle of Explosiveness. Cums in HD these days.

YES. The Beauty of the Beast's Snow-White Peen-Occhio.

IT'S ABOUT THE PUNS! *POINTS AT THEM* LOOOOOOOOKKKKK

You may try if you fancy experiencing death first-hand

Ooooooooh at last a PUN from you.

UNF UNF UNF! COCKhead

I'm going to bonk you on the head for making this policy up. XD

My erection is not your property! >:[ It's a timeshare!

Time™(C)(R) is a property of TodexLABS. Galactic Patent #0000001

Well I couldn't find the exact vidio I wanted, but it's in this snip, so just imagine the following link sends you specifically to 4 seconds in. Because I *LOVE* that growly, drawn out....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-pGGWTI9dE

No, that deepy, throary, grumble MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

ack, I do actually know how to spell video.

Well it's a good thing we here in Canada don't recognize them transdimensional galactic patents! They don't conform with our bilingual laws! :O

hmmm....
not sure how you kno wabout my erection...
but alrighty then o_o

I know all about it

*puts on kilt and blue face-paint*
Ye can take our erections, our protein discharges and even our freedom, BUT YE'LL NEVER TAKE OUR WILL TO FAAAAAPPPPP!!
*removes kilt, keeps face-paint*

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY ERECTION! IT'S MIIIINE! D8

More like Beralin's but w/e.

Shhhhh! No one knoooows! xD

We do now...

Everyone knows

I wanna make up a male character, just to commission you.
Best males ever~

I make 'em just like poor ol' Deezmo likes them

I'm of the 3%.

I'm not sure who I should be worried about, WalMart, or TodexLABS...

Yeah, I know, dumb question...

You'll have to come take it yourself @w@

Part of the other 3% yeah!! My erections belong to my mate haha

Your statistics analyzer is rigged, bugged, and glitchy! We demand a proper analyst from a third party!


XDXDXDXDXD

FINE. I'll contract another lab scientist and have him certify it using proprietary TodexLABS statistics.

That...that can't be right.

Wat. I didn't sign up for this!

Wait wait wait D:
Is this what I agreed too when I commissioned you? Oh noe! ~

My mom would like to have a word with you

Does your mom have an erect-shuuhn now? THAT'S NOT GOOD, SHE'S NOT YOUR MOM, RUN!!!

Perhapsmaybeyes.

Todex Labs. A grand cause for all

Wait- but- NO! D:

Curse you Todex Labs! *shakes fist*

I want to have my contract revised! I was sure I had an exclusivity contract

97% my Butt >:C You wont be getting a single percentage of my BF's erection! Try getting it by bypassing a high level security of Magic! @M@!!

Hrm.

Wonder when I signed these two over then.. *ponder*

Last christmas when the world ended.

*face palm* How did I not know this, I'm so stupid!

Oh you crazy shark. xD

I just realized, your design for Todex is rather similar to your employees (this being Kage and Noktuz in previous submission). Do you have any plans to maybe add some features on your character to make him more visually distinctive? :D

Just wondering. ^__^

Well the fin bits differ though v-v/ And their clothes won't be the same either >3>

if i invest in your studies do i get 5%

4.98% + Taxes @N@

this is an outrage what are these taxes for! D:<

I'm suing you, my erections are dysfunctional.

Nu-UH! Surveillance footage from last night clearly shows that they are very much functional @N@

But, that's not possible! My aluminum foil hat would have prevented that if there were cameras!

Well I can't really deny that most of mine are caused by what I see from you.

OH BBY~

>:U IF ONLY I DIDN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF

So does that make 97% of our erections your minions?

The other 3% is that bit of dried cum from last time.

That might be true, HAHA

Can the amputated arm be frisky? lol

Frisky and pervy.

That's already in the genes.

97.33% (repeating of course)

Of course. Can't have even numbers.

http://www.terrariaonline.com/attac.....meme-jpg.3008/

So when do I get my TodexLABS Suspension Crate so I can ship myself in?

Hmm and just how might a demonic being regain majority control of his erections? - supposing he would wish to ?

Well that explains the label...

Didn't hear you cumplain about it so far

*badumtish*

How did you manage all those "properties" then?

DICK store!

This might shatter your reality, brace yourself:

I fap to females.

This might warp YOUR reality, apply protective gear:

Straight dicks = HOT. WHAT NOW. HMMM HMMMM HMMMMMM?

You can't have it ~

How do you like that? ;D

All the more worth having :D Limited supply and all!

lol great fact x3

I like this pic very much
Can I draw you a gift ? XD

So TodexLabs gathered a monopol position on sexual acitivtys I see.

I guess unreal high prices for purchasing a erection linces are on the roll out.
While plans are developed to take over other sexuality realted companys worldwide to achive total dominace on a sexual sector.

An excelent plan to achive strong amounts of money, if Todexlabs can develop a bio chemical that develops sexadditions by costumers. Preferable placing it on food or water supplies.

That should milk you the rich people poor, while poor people stay out of question for sexual activity of any case.

I just wonder what emotional spectrum will replace sexual desire.... the only valid answer to that is probally rage and agression. Well sounds like the perfect opperunity for TodexLabs to enter the weapon Merchendies market.

And for the statement, I guess im one of this 97%, but as I don't have the money to offer a linces. There probally no gain there from me. But then TodexLabs wont want me as costumer either.

I'm sure you got some horrific penalties for breaking copyrights

i dont know if to on noes or to oh yes...

I wonder what other stuff are property of TodexLABS (TM)... Too bad that my erection is secret, and you unfortunately can't see it or have it...

You just revealed it's existence.

Maybe you know about it... yet you won't see it or have it.

Well then, in that case...YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME, OR MY "PERSONALS", ALIVE! *runs*

YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY ERECTION! It was too expensive...

OH YEAH? Here, have this icicle as replacement!

*eats it* NOW WHAT?

quite a nice picture but D: but my erecation is all my own

You can still share it

but im too scared as my panther hybrids contain alien nano machine technology in them

So then your spoo will burn a bit, JUST MAKES IT MORE MANLY

no afraid cause if i shares with you or i might not see my characters for months

Pft they'll cum and visit you >:3

but they mine an i needs them all the time

Noooo, my erections are MINE D:< *runs away with erection

umm, really OAO?

Im the 3%!

In my case it would be more like 100%