inspired by my friend
eternalfalls and my conversation:
Him: You...need confidence.
Me: I have none of that.
Him: You should go to the store and get some.
will be moved to scraps.
eternalfalls and my conversation:Him: You...need confidence.
Me: I have none of that.
Him: You should go to the store and get some.
will be moved to scraps.
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it'd be the best thing ever. id pick up some confidence, the ability to single, play piano, and the cello, as well as a bit more intelligence. Id also probably get some charisma or something to make guys like me X3 and hmmm...well i'm sure there's more but that's all that's coming to mind.
According to rampant capitalism, you can!
Not respected enough? Buy an expensive car and the latest iPhone!
Feel too run-of-the-mill? Go buy some expensive designer clothes and indie music noone's ever heard of until they met you!
Feel calm and content? Buy an Xbox360 and Call of Duty (any one works) and play it online with random screaming smack-talking tweens!
Feel angry and pissed off? Buy some gangsta rap music, a bottle of cheap, horrid liquor, and a horribly overpriced underperforming glock!
Feel sick of capitalism, modern trends, and 'the establishment'? Go shop at Hot Topic!
Etc.
etc.
etc.
Not respected enough? Buy an expensive car and the latest iPhone!
Feel too run-of-the-mill? Go buy some expensive designer clothes and indie music noone's ever heard of until they met you!
Feel calm and content? Buy an Xbox360 and Call of Duty (any one works) and play it online with random screaming smack-talking tweens!
Feel angry and pissed off? Buy some gangsta rap music, a bottle of cheap, horrid liquor, and a horribly overpriced underperforming glock!
Feel sick of capitalism, modern trends, and 'the establishment'? Go shop at Hot Topic!
Etc.
etc.
etc.
This is how I feel everytime I go shopping. Every product, no matter how crummy, presents itself like it's the best thing since the cure to all of mankind's ailments.
I find it funny when you go looking through the Aisle and, side by side, three different brands claim "America's #1" "World's Best" and "Top Consumer Choice"
Apparently we have three #1 spots now.
I find it funny when you go looking through the Aisle and, side by side, three different brands claim "America's #1" "World's Best" and "Top Consumer Choice"
Apparently we have three #1 spots now.
Stop dry mouth fast!
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Side effects include cramp, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, diverticulitis, seizure, jaundice, kidney or liver failure, brain hemorrhaging, spontaneous combustion, and anal seepage. Do not use if you are pregnant, nursing, or may come into contact with living or unliving matter. See a psychiatrist before use.
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