So when dragons assume human form, what do they look like? What do they do?

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ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING CHEERLEADING ATTIRE

Girls' Cheeleading coach, Ms. Stephanie O'Dea, will meet individually with all cheerleaders at Jesus God Christian Academy to enforce compliance with school dress code.

No skirts allowed that do not extend to two fingers below the buttocks. Coach O'Dea will personally measure each member of the Varsity, JV, and Freshman squads; and applicants from our feeder schools to insure that skirts conceal the parts of the body created by Satan.

Girls who do not meet their appointments will be assigned to boiler room detention with our senior custodian*, until their rescheduled appointment date. _______________________________________________
*DeWayne Earl McFatridge III

**(Drawn way way back before I knew how to use Photoshop.)