elationship plan :
Jirachi = Love=> Absol = love=> Espeon = love => Jirachi
Jirachi <= Don't love = Absol <= Don't love = Espeon <= Don't love = Jirachi
Not every story will end well....and you....How do you think this story should have ended...
Please keep it into your heart because I will not think it for you! Huhuhuhu X3
******* BONUS ********
Interview...
Jirachi : A person who I love....Love a person who love me....What should I do? =w="
Espeon : I love her. She love him. He love me. But. I hate him. He's not interested in her. She don't like me......Ow...Love...It's so confusing.. @w@
Absol : A lady who I love wants to be the husband of a lady who love me....What should I do to make her interested in a guy again -_-"
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Jirachi = Love=> Absol = love=> Espeon = love => Jirachi
Jirachi <= Don't love = Absol <= Don't love = Espeon <= Don't love = Jirachi
Not every story will end well....and you....How do you think this story should have ended...
Please keep it into your heart because I will not think it for you! Huhuhuhu X3
******* BONUS ********
Interview...
Jirachi : A person who I love....Love a person who love me....What should I do? =w="
Espeon : I love her. She love him. He love me. But. I hate him. He's not interested in her. She don't like me......Ow...Love...It's so confusing.. @w@
Absol : A lady who I love wants to be the husband of a lady who love me....What should I do to make her interested in a guy again -_-"
First >> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7924861/
Previous >> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8147174/
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If they're this annoyed at each other, there's only one solution - fiiiiight!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6gyUb0E7o - Examples of how it should happen - courtesy of English TV comedian Harry Hill =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6gyUb0E7o - Examples of how it should happen - courtesy of English TV comedian Harry Hill =)
Oh yeah my mistake XD Hmm. Jarachi Hates espeon, Espeon cries. jarichi runs away, Epseon chases after her, Jarichi fights back, Espeon defends herself accidently killing jarichi. Jarichi goes to hell with Absol. Epseon buries Jarichi at the top of the tower and guards her. Espeon becomes evil from her pain, Locks herself up in the tower Jarichi is buried and watches over the land. Her pain caises her to kill anyone who comes close to the tower. She fights her inner demons and becomes a anti hero. Jarichi marries Absol in hell. Espeon dies in combat and joins the two in hell. They all live together, In hell. just happy to be friends again.
That better?
That better?
the ah my goddess ending, jirachi sobs and stomps feet saying something like 'i wish you could just both get along so we can all be happy' and then both of them blink as the wish is granted to jirachi's own heart, sudenly forgeting all there past problems with each other and both finding common ground in there love for her.
Nnnnooooooooooooo!!! *tosses the interview camera out the window*
Its impossible... I was just getting my guesses right. God damnit, why?!
Mkay well i was right about the love triangle, however wrong about the adult ending. My guess is if espeon loves jirachi and jirachi loves absol. Reversing it, they dont all love eachother equally. So perhaps as i said in the last. A permanent partnership between the three fighting crime followed by a loving relationship afterwards. Maybe they retire and live their abnormal love triangle lives? I cant guess all of them from here... Its abit too many... Very clever way to end this story vava... You win this round.
Yeah... I guessed threesome last time. Now that i know the relationship and feelings between the three. Theres over 5 different ways a sexual relationship will work between them. Some of them are complicated, silly or simple.
Its impossible... I was just getting my guesses right. God damnit, why?!
Mkay well i was right about the love triangle, however wrong about the adult ending. My guess is if espeon loves jirachi and jirachi loves absol. Reversing it, they dont all love eachother equally. So perhaps as i said in the last. A permanent partnership between the three fighting crime followed by a loving relationship afterwards. Maybe they retire and live their abnormal love triangle lives? I cant guess all of them from here... Its abit too many... Very clever way to end this story vava... You win this round.
Yeah... I guessed threesome last time. Now that i know the relationship and feelings between the three. Theres over 5 different ways a sexual relationship will work between them. Some of them are complicated, silly or simple.
woops I didn't finish...I also think threesome for this reason.
espeon loves jirachi
jirachi loves absol
absol loves espeon
it's a perfect cycle. absol gets love from espeon who gets love from jirachi who gets love from absol. everyone wins and learns to love eachother through the bonds of eachother. so that's why I choose threesome.
espeon loves jirachi
jirachi loves absol
absol loves espeon
it's a perfect cycle. absol gets love from espeon who gets love from jirachi who gets love from absol. everyone wins and learns to love eachother through the bonds of eachother. so that's why I choose threesome.
First, they drink to celebrate at the espeon residents. The absol and espeon get to know each other better and still despise each other.
Second, they are drunk and jirachi gets jealous and kisses the wasted out absol. Espeon gets mad and a fight occurs. The fight ends with a threesome as they are wasted.
Three, they have some regret the next morning and the espeon has an egg. The absol is the father (being the only male in the threesome) and must live with the consequences in a less that symbiotic relationship.
Second, they are drunk and jirachi gets jealous and kisses the wasted out absol. Espeon gets mad and a fight occurs. The fight ends with a threesome as they are wasted.
Three, they have some regret the next morning and the espeon has an egg. The absol is the father (being the only male in the threesome) and must live with the consequences in a less that symbiotic relationship.
I think I have the most logical solution. Using Jirachi's powers, the three of them can swap minds so that...
Espeon's mind goes into Absol's body,
Absol's mind goes into Jirachi's body,
and Jirachi's mind goes into Espeon's body.
That way they could have a threesome- one in which each of them get the attention of the lover's body they desire.
Espeon's mind goes into Absol's body,
Absol's mind goes into Jirachi's body,
and Jirachi's mind goes into Espeon's body.
That way they could have a threesome- one in which each of them get the attention of the lover's body they desire.
OK lets see what we can do. advice for everybody.
Absol: the only thing I can tell you is that you need to become a hero. She is never going to be attracted to as a villain. Now go out there a beat some bad guy butt. I'm cheering for you.
Espeon: you need to become a man. literally. Vava can do it. Maybe it can be taught.
Jirachi: sorry dude I got nothing.
Absol: the only thing I can tell you is that you need to become a hero. She is never going to be attracted to as a villain. Now go out there a beat some bad guy butt. I'm cheering for you.
Espeon: you need to become a man. literally. Vava can do it. Maybe it can be taught.
Jirachi: sorry dude I got nothing.
Well. That was interesting.
First, we got to the first ending. There was something about seeing 'normal ending' followed by 'adult ending' in the description. And it was. Adult. Regardless, my bias in favor of absol won out as the villain saves them from another villain.
Then chaos. Jirachi somehow develops some not-sure-if-legit Stockholm syndrome in the five seconds it took to realize that Absol saved their lives, followed by learning that the great villain Absol was Heterochromatic, which was amazing, and then suddenly love triangle. Because... Reasons? Conflict?
And so they stood there for all eternity, filling the silence with their extended ellipsis as they failed to come up with a conclusion all of them could accept.
OR they thought as much, until their stomachs growled together and they all went and got shwarma. That's what groups of superpowered people do after a battle, right?
First, we got to the first ending. There was something about seeing 'normal ending' followed by 'adult ending' in the description. And it was. Adult. Regardless, my bias in favor of absol won out as the villain saves them from another villain.
Then chaos. Jirachi somehow develops some not-sure-if-legit Stockholm syndrome in the five seconds it took to realize that Absol saved their lives, followed by learning that the great villain Absol was Heterochromatic, which was amazing, and then suddenly love triangle. Because... Reasons? Conflict?
And so they stood there for all eternity, filling the silence with their extended ellipsis as they failed to come up with a conclusion all of them could accept.
OR they thought as much, until their stomachs growled together and they all went and got shwarma. That's what groups of superpowered people do after a battle, right?
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