Behold! The mighty Jerkief in all his obese glory!

In Chris' ungodly mess of a comic, the Jerkief was a random, overweight, security guard at CWCville Mall that tried to eject Chris from the mall for trying to find true-love. The Jerkief was well-known for uttering such bizarre phrases as "My wooden badge was delicious" or "My soul hurts" Chris based the Jerkief on an actual mall cop that threw Chris out of the mall for being a creepy stalker. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:J.....iefProfile.jpg

In Sonichu Redemption, Jerkief was a respected officer of the law that was gunning for position of Chief of Police in CWCville. Unfortunately, Mayor Chris, being the racist prick that he is, refused to let a Black man run the CWCville Police force. Bitter and enraged, Jerkief was hired by Jason Howler, the owner of 4-cent Garbage Robotics and member of the PVCC, to be the Chief of Security for his company. Sadly, despite his good nature, his anger and hatred for Chris, festered and built-up, corrupting his mind and allowed Jason to turn him into the raging mound of fat that he is today.