You pull out the one advantage(?) you have over the GODFUCKER herself.

The fracas rolodex.

A mystical item of immense power. Contains an infinite number of FRACAS CARDS attached to the dex. Each card contains a modifier to the CONFRONTATION SCENARIO, that completely alters the situation two opponents may find themselves in. This means you can pull from the endless posiibilities where the odds swing in your favor.

The catch?

With an interface thats boggling to the normal humans perception, the best you can do is just >spin the bitch and hope for the best.

Lemonfont may have the strength to fuck gods but you (Limefont) have the entirety of chaotic outcomes at your disposal. Is she fast enough to stop you from making the first spin?

Her move.