I thought it was a good idea to do this so... here it is xD

1 First thing, name and username.
2 Where are you from.
3 What is your relationship status?
4 Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum foil, gif, tumblr, crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, soil
5 What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
6 What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
7 What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
8 What do you say to address a group of people?
9 What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
10 Is it cold where you are?
11 What is your favorite color?
12 What color are your eyes?
13 Do you have freckles?
14 When is your birthday?
15 Do you have any pets? what are they and what are their names?
16 What was the last thing you drank?
17 Would you rather: have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? Be a wizard or a vampire?
18 Do you speak a second language? say something in it.
19 What do you call gym shoes?
20 What do you call your grandparents?
21 What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
23 What is the thing you change the tv channel with?
24 Do you think you have an accent?
25 Do you know anyone on tumblr in real life?
26 End audio post by saying any three words you want

Voice (C) Me, the slut
Horray for dildo unicorn!

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Ugh... I speak so bad...