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IMBECILES
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but you'll just be all "dude, why's the ginger twat taking a dump on your gate-post?"
And I'll be all like...
IMBECILES
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1
Choose a person to photograph.
2
Find an appropriate backdrop. In most cases, a wall or other simple background will work best. Avoid plain black or plain white backdrops except to achieve a high-contrast effect.
3
Position the person at least a few feet from the backdrop to minimize shadows and to add depth.
4
Set up your camera at a comfortable distance. Use a tripod to reduce blur.
5
Make sure the sun is in front of the subject if you're using available light. Avoid direct overhead sunlight.
6
Use diffuse lighting by bouncing your flash off the ceiling or walls. Or position a source of light in front of and to the side of the subject slightly above the height of the camera. Use a deflector, or white board, on the opposite side.
7
Use a flash meter to determine the correct camera settings.
8
Set the shutter speed and the aperture on the lens.
9
Focus the lens and take the picture.
10
Add an f-stop or a shutter speed and take another picture of the same pose.
11
Repeat by subtracting an f-stop or a shutter speed from the original camera setting. This is called "bracketing" a shot and helps you get a photo that has the proper exposure.
Choose a person to photograph.
2
Find an appropriate backdrop. In most cases, a wall or other simple background will work best. Avoid plain black or plain white backdrops except to achieve a high-contrast effect.
3
Position the person at least a few feet from the backdrop to minimize shadows and to add depth.
4
Set up your camera at a comfortable distance. Use a tripod to reduce blur.
5
Make sure the sun is in front of the subject if you're using available light. Avoid direct overhead sunlight.
6
Use diffuse lighting by bouncing your flash off the ceiling or walls. Or position a source of light in front of and to the side of the subject slightly above the height of the camera. Use a deflector, or white board, on the opposite side.
7
Use a flash meter to determine the correct camera settings.
8
Set the shutter speed and the aperture on the lens.
9
Focus the lens and take the picture.
10
Add an f-stop or a shutter speed and take another picture of the same pose.
11
Repeat by subtracting an f-stop or a shutter speed from the original camera setting. This is called "bracketing" a shot and helps you get a photo that has the proper exposure.
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