Things English Renaissance Luna is no longer allowed to do
My most recent writings that have been holding my focus have been rather dark or sad (Bad Apple Chronicles, Forging Iron Will) so I wanted some uncompromising humor. So, here's a list of things that the charming Elizabethan/Jacobean Luna is now not allowed to do, plus things that are for her edification.
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- Doughnut Joe is not required to answer any questions asked by her, even those about the weather.
- Gustave LeGrande is not required to even turn around if she calls him.
Those were my favorites. But I was intrigued by this one as well:
- The Come to Life spell is not a toy.
I have a hard time imagining what she would have used that for.
- Gustave LeGrande is not required to even turn around if she calls him.
Those were my favorites. But I was intrigued by this one as well:
- The Come to Life spell is not a toy.
I have a hard time imagining what she would have used that for.
Funny story: I actually answered that question, obliquely. In "Dames of the Tea Table" part one, she actually states that unlike her sister she goes without, not having to resort to "mocked aubergines." it just means she builds up her lust so that when her special somepony comes around he gets it extra hard, extra fast and extra everything else.
I like to think that's how ponies think. Get off on a carrot or cuke or similar and then have a snack. Luna envisionsthe no le aubergine because it is the color of her lover's pride, at least at the top. Celesta favors gold and ebony because she specifically designed her toys after a particular pony. I like to overthink even the sexual motivations of characters :D
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