No one eats more pizza than I do. Being a bachelor, basically it's the only thing I eat...because it's the only thing that gets delivered around these parts. Would be nice if I could cook.

i can cook so i am pretty solid when i go foodshopping since i can make what i buy. my brother inhales pizza and will eat a whole pie in a hour. he always get sick after it though and throws up in the bath tube, making my mother scrub the tub.

I only get deep dish Chicago style pizza...which is like a cake of pizza...it's beautiful. It doesn't take me that long to eat it. It tastes amazing, and if you're really hungry you can eat the whole thing in an hour. It weighs about ten pounds, so that's pretty amazing in it's self. I don't know if your mother should be cleaning his mess though. Maybe he wouldn't keep doing it, if he had to clean his own messes.

he is a lazy sack of crap, he never do a lick of work in his life.

I wouldn't either if someone did it for me. It's called "tough love". You make him work, and he'll do it, but if your mother keeps doing it for him, then he never will. If someone would come over and clean my house everyday, I wouldn't worry about the messes I make. SOMEONE besides me is going to clean it, so why should I care? But seeing how that's not the case and I have to clean my own messes I'm reluctant to make them.

next time you do a hungry one put tummy growl sounds in it.

am surpised somebody loves growling tummies like you. i should have added them since it was suppose to be a copy.

alot of others have the same fetish as me. its a vary comon one.