AHA! IT'S FINALLY DONE! NOW I CAN BEGIN MY CONQUE--

Ahem. Pardon my dark side. But yeah. This is that thing I've been telling you about for, like, a while now. I believe it speaks for itself, so I'll just fill you in on how I'm going to post this. You see how it says "Chapter 1.0?" Well, tomorrow I'm going to post 1.1, then the day after that I'll post 1.2, and so on up until 1.9, which concludes the chapter. I hope these microupdates will keep you in anticipation and such. However, this DOES mean you'll be getting a lot of stuff in your updates box for the next week or so.

Most individual words © The English Language
All aspects of character, scenario, plot, and so on © Meeba (In other words, this isn't FanFiction)
Special thanks to TiddlyWiki for helping me organize all my notes on this and everyone who helped me with this chapter along the way. You guys rock. (And will probably keep rocking, given the fact that I plan on writing more chapters to this.)